May 2000

Maybe.

<montgomery burns> … excellent … </montgomery burns>

Reminder: Wednesday nights - irc.skunkworks.cx #blogirc
We’re starting the move to Tampa tonight so I will probably miss most of it. Someone turn on logging!

One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it still there’s one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I’m free … don’t want to be your monkey wrench (fall in fall out)

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A short list of people I never want to meet.

“The conservation of a dead person through freezing is not considered as a way of treating a body in the eyes of the law.”

Elian gave me these pictures of himself with the card and cable so that every one can see how happy it made him.

“The small intestine is a tube, so it really doesn’t matter which way the capsule is pointing.”

“In the past he has eaten a coffee table, a shoe, plants and a Barbie doll.”

If you’re in north central Florida and you need your windows tinted, call Daryl or Jason @ Custom Glass Tinting (1-800-939-TINT or 352-377-TINT) I just got the windows on my Rodeo extra-tintified; I am now stylin’ and profilin’ …

Bryan J Busch is, quite possibly, the coolest person to walk the planet earth. I have been Guerrilla Bannered! Thanks Bryan …

Jason received this error message from one of the NT Servers at work:

While validating that COM3 was really a serial port, the contents of the divisor latch register was identical to the interrupt enable and the receive registers. The device is assumed not to be a serial port and will be deleted.

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.”
And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were at confession?”
“Never, Father, I’m Jewish,” the man replies.
“So then,” asks the priest, “why are you telling me?”
The man exclaims, “Are you kidding?! I’m tellin’ everybody!”