Googlewhacking

If it’s possible to fall head-over-heels in love with a meme, I’ve done it.

Googlewhacking: The Search for The One

It took me a few tries. I’ll admit I sat staring at the screen for a bit. Google found thousands and thousands of what I considered to be incredibly strange juxtapositions.

  • esoteric amplitude? 2,250 hits
  • escalator mustard? 766 hits
  • amphibian euthanasia? 680 hits
  • angina astrophysics? 147 hits
  • tumescence draconian? 15 hits

Until … finally …
I present you with my personal Googlewhack:
kleptomaniac ovulating! 1 hit!

At the time of this posting, my Googlewhack is worth a score of 308,450,000 (kleptomaniac 15,500 + ovulating 19,900). If I’ve gotten the scoring confused, please let me know.



12 Responses to “Googlewhacking”

  1. Comment #1
    meryl Says:

    Me, too! Me, too!

  2. Comment #2
    sc0tt Says:

    i am so all over that! sweet baby jesus.

  3. Comment #3
    mike Says:

    Ha! Google indexed your Googlewhack and it doesn’t work anymore!

    > Apocrypha eviscerations.

  4. Comment #4
    Azurede Says:

    I could spend all day doing this… Work? What’s that? This is now on my short-term goals list. :)

  5. Comment #5
    gael Says:

    ribosome snwboarding
    41 428 800 000

  6. Comment #6
    Beavis Says:

    orangutan vichyssoise

  7. Comment #7
    Jim Says:

    Is a 0 of 0 results worth anything? (zenon liverwurst)

  8. Comment #8
    The Professor Says:

    Hornyhead dish

  9. Comment #9
    herb Says:

    rattan cerumen

  10. Comment #10
    jEREMY Says:

    caped codswallop

  11. Comment #11
    julio Says:

    googlewhack_:

    pickerel parazoa

    Un saludo desde espaƱa

  12. Comment #12
    mac_user1979 Says:

    hi, your post is very important for me, thanks

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