Googlewhacking
If it’s possible to fall head-over-heels in love with a meme, I’ve done it.
Googlewhacking: The Search for The One
It took me a few tries. I’ll admit I sat staring at the screen for a bit. Google found thousands and thousands of what I considered to be incredibly strange juxtapositions.
- esoteric amplitude? 2,250 hits
- escalator mustard? 766 hits
- amphibian euthanasia? 680 hits
- angina astrophysics? 147 hits
- tumescence draconian? 15 hits
Until … finally …
I present you with my personal Googlewhack:
kleptomaniac ovulating! 1 hit!
At the time of this posting, my Googlewhack is worth a score of 308,450,000 (kleptomaniac 15,500 + ovulating 19,900). If I’ve gotten the scoring confused, please let me know.



January 25th, 2002 at 9:22 am
Me, too! Me, too!
January 25th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
i am so all over that! sweet baby jesus.
January 27th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
Ha! Google indexed your Googlewhack and it doesn’t work anymore!
> Apocrypha eviscerations.
January 28th, 2002 at 9:44 am
I could spend all day doing this… Work? What’s that? This is now on my short-term goals list.
January 30th, 2002 at 1:28 pm
ribosome snwboarding
41 428 800 000
February 4th, 2002 at 11:45 am
orangutan vichyssoise
February 5th, 2002 at 10:25 am
Is a 0 of 0 results worth anything? (zenon liverwurst)
February 9th, 2002 at 7:46 am
Hornyhead dish
February 9th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
rattan cerumen
February 9th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
caped codswallop
February 6th, 2003 at 7:46 pm
googlewhack_:
pickerel parazoa
Un saludo desde espaƱa
June 16th, 2004 at 6:40 am
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