Googlewhacking

Friday, January 25, 2002

If it’s possible to fall head-over-heels in love with a meme, I’ve done it.

Googlewhacking: The Search for The One

It took me a few tries. I’ll admit I sat staring at the screen for a bit. Google found thousands and thousands of what I considered to be incredibly strange juxtapositions.

  • esoteric amplitude? 2,250 hits
  • escalator mustard? 766 hits
  • amphibian euthanasia? 680 hits
  • angina astrophysics? 147 hits
  • tumescence draconian? 15 hits

Until … finally …
I present you with my personal Googlewhack:
kleptomaniac ovulating! 1 hit!

At the time of this posting, my Googlewhack is worth a score of 308,450,000 (kleptomaniac 15,500 + ovulating 19,900). If I’ve gotten the scoring confused, please let me know.

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

1 meryl 01.25.02 at 9:22 am

Me, too! Me, too!

2 sc0tt 01.25.02 at 2:02 pm

i am so all over that! sweet baby jesus.

3 mike 01.27.02 at 10:31 pm

Ha! Google indexed your Googlewhack and it doesn’t work anymore!

> Apocrypha eviscerations.

4 Azurede 01.28.02 at 9:44 am

I could spend all day doing this… Work? What’s that? This is now on my short-term goals list. :)

5 gael 01.30.02 at 1:28 pm

ribosome snwboarding
41 428 800 000

6 Beavis 02.04.02 at 11:45 am

orangutan vichyssoise

7 Jim 02.05.02 at 10:25 am

Is a 0 of 0 results worth anything? (zenon liverwurst)

8 The Professor 02.09.02 at 7:46 am

Hornyhead dish

9 herb 02.09.02 at 5:26 pm

rattan cerumen

10 jEREMY 02.09.02 at 7:10 pm

caped codswallop

11 julio 02.06.03 at 7:46 pm

googlewhack_:

pickerel parazoa

Un saludo desde espaƱa

12 mac_user1979 06.16.04 at 6:40 am

hi, your post is very important for me, thanks

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