Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Saturday, March 9, 2002

If you need a really good Saturday morning laugh, I have something that will surely get a giggle. (PG-13)

I had to remove this image because so many people were linking to it and hogging my bandwidth. I was certainly not the only person on the internet to post it and I doubt I was even the only blogger to post it. Go back to google and search a bit more - “Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten”. I’m sure you’ll find it.

Or you can go buy an Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten t-shirt!

As far as I know, this little piece of comedy is in the public domain and is not under © by anyone.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Grace 03.12.02 at 8:45 pm

i wanted to know where you found this great pic and if there are others like it

2 Elizabeth 03.13.02 at 6:44 pm

Thought that this might make you laugh. I love you. I’ll see you tommorow.
Love
Eleanor

3 D@ve 03.23.02 at 5:00 pm

I found a picture that makes a joke of this one! You should search for it! I lost the URL.

4 cowman 09.26.02 at 7:18 am

Drop by Fark.Com, goto “Top Links”, then
choose “which one of you made this”, then
comments.

5 haha 10.23.02 at 6:43 pm

radical man. everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten.. think of the kittens man.

6 Dana 10.28.02 at 6:31 pm

stop it dana!

7 melissa 11.28.02 at 10:53 pm

yeah. kids in my math class were talking about that picture. i wanna see it! who are this guys standing in front of a boat?

8 Mike McClellan 03.29.03 at 6:32 am

I’ve had the “God kills a kitten” image on my website for a couple of years. I had to change websites once because so many people had linked to it and the host shut the site down every nite.

Anyway, I believe it is public domain. Whatever it is, it sure caught on!

I just had a webpage visitor tell me he’s going to make bumperstickers of it now.

Mike

9 lol 07.01.03 at 11:30 am

where can you buy one of those monster things?

10 t3h tony 08.01.03 at 10:53 pm

first of all, that picture that makes fun of this one is entitled “every time you send that **** ing picture, God kills a domo-kun” and b) that is the name of those “monsters”. go to domo-kun.com and you can find quite a number of pictures of the delightful little turd monster drinking hard apple cider. you can also see him at domo-kun.de with a number of video clips. they’re in japanese, but funny nonetheles.

11 Daven 08.30.03 at 10:22 pm

Here’s the “Think of the Domo-kun” picture:

http://drew.corrupt.net/think-of-the-domokun.jpg

12 Ben Durrant 11.20.03 at 2:32 pm

907? 909!

13 toshiro 09.30.07 at 1:20 am

The monsters in the picture are domo kun stuffed joys from Japan. They are part of a campaign to teach Japanese children to say thank you “domo” you can get them at http://www.jlist.com

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