What Is David?

Friday, June 21, 2002

This is quite funny. From Robyn came the idea to do a Google search on “David is“.
Here are the top ten eleven things David is, according to Google:

  1. David is … the devil.
  2. David is … burning.
  3. David is … triumphant over Goliath.
  4. David is … currently a hot property in the character actor business.
  5. David is … science editor for Parade Magazine, and writes the column “Science on Parade.”
  6. David is … currently hard at work, creating another sonic universe for Ascension, Karim Hussain’s upcoming feature film.
  7. David is … kind to Mephibosheth.
  8. David is … the symbol most commonly associated with Judaism today.
  9. David is … presently on secondment to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), where he is Director of the Information Technology Office.
  10. David is … a big WWF and WCW fan and enjoys the company of Kevin Nash.
  11. David is … considered by peers to be the world’s leading authority on raw food nutrition.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 hamhock 06.24.02 at 3:43 pm

Too Funny! I took a hint from you and tried my name as well. Among other things, John Hamilton is:
a general ophthalmologist on staff at St.
Martha’s Regional Hospital in Antigonish, Nova Scotia http://www.theberries.ns.ca/Bios/bios4berries.html
is KCRA 3’s morning pilot reporter http://www.thekcrachannel.com/sac/kcratv/kcra3anchorsandreporters/stories/kcra3reports-108131620011115-121126.html
is raising thousands of dollars
from far left-wing special interest groups in Washington http://www.nrcc.org/news/pr/2000/04-28.htm
is the current chairman of the Door And Shutter Association in the UK http://www.dsma.org.uk/dsmapeople.htm

2 Katie 06.26.02 at 1:39 pm

This was hilarious. I enjoyed doing it alot. Apparently I’m a GPL’d revision control system, the youngest Colorado fiddle champion, and just another person searching for “Katie is.”

That was the best 10 minutes I’ve spent all day :)

3 David 07.02.02 at 9:47 pm

You forgot one: David is an erect perennial 36-40 inches tall with opposite leaves.

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