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April 30th, 2003 @ 12:52 pm
Preparation H

Buy in Bulk and Save!Preparation H suppositories supply soothing relief from the internal swelling, burning, itching, and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids. While most people likely don’t want to discuss hemorrhoids, it’s estimated that 75% of Americans will experience hemorrhoid symptoms at some point in their lives. Preparation H suppositories soothe these painful and frustrating symptoms […]

April 28th, 2003 @ 8:30 am
Buying Good Books

I am currently ludicrously behind on my reading list. I’m in the middle of six different tomes and there are another ten or twelve waiting next to the bed. The LA Times Festival of Books was probably not the best way to make any progress. I bought: Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon: […]

April 25th, 2003 @ 1:47 pm
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks – Bloodhound Gang

April 25th, 2003 @ 10:15 am
Euphemism Generator

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

April 23rd, 2003 @ 9:17 am

If you haven’t installed the Nutshell Toolbar yet, do it today. This is one of the most useful things on my computer and I use it probably fifty times each day. (I linked to it many, many months ago. I just gave it to a friend today and thought I should hand out some extra […]

April 23rd, 2003 @ 6:57 am
UGA Drug Bust

ATHENS, Ga. — Five University of Georgia football players were suspended for two games Tuesday after they and a basketball player were charged with misdemeanor drug possession. Football players Tim Jennings, Bryan McClendon, DeMario Minter, Mario Raley and Randall Swoopes, and basketball player Wayne Arnold — all freshmen — were booked and later released from […]

April 15th, 2003 @ 1:07 pm
© My Life

Your homework project: Compare and contrast the information contained in the article quoted below with Keats’ assertion (poetic, true, but an assertion nonetheless) that “Beauty is truth, truth beauty.” NBC is planning to make a movie about Pfc. Jessica Lynch, the rescued American POW, even if it doesn’t get her permission. Can the network do […]

April 14th, 2003 @ 5:53 am
Banana Care

File this under “Things I Can’t Remember How I Learned but Have Often Been Handy to Know”: Bananas like the weather At the tropical equator So never ever put one In the refrigerator.

April 11th, 2003 @ 9:13 am
The Middle East

All that time spent in Model United Nations in high school did not go completely to waste. It only took me about two minutes to complete this map of the Middle East game. Bahrain and Armenia threw me for a while there, but I got them eventually. This is really a great teaching tool. I’d […]

April 10th, 2003 @ 10:27 am
Pearl Jam

Double-Take Thursday!Last Kiss / Soldier of Love – Pearl Jam

April 8th, 2003 @ 10:58 am
If You Don’t Start Drinkin’ (I’m Gonna Leave)

If You Don’t Start Drinkin’ (I’m Gonna Leave) – George Thorogood & the Destroyers

April 4th, 2003 @ 9:17 am
Got My Own Thing Now

Got My Own Thing Now – Squirrel Nut Zippers

April 2nd, 2003 @ 10:59 am
This One

This One – from Paul McCartney‘s Flowers in the Dirt

April 2nd, 2003 @ 9:16 am
The Refrigerator: A Source of Workplace Stress

In-depth reporting from Refrigerator: A Source of Workplace Stress

April 1st, 2003 @ 10:27 am
Mad Cow Disease

So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud. One of them looks over and says, “So … what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?”

April 1st, 2003 @ 6:37 am
Into the Great Wide Open

Into the Great Wide Open – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers