From the monthly archives:

May 2003

21st Century Grandma

Friday, May 30, 2003

My dad just bought my grandmother a DVD player. She loves it and is thrilled with the quality of DVDs compared to her hundreds of VHS tapes. We were quite impressed with Nana’s willingness to accept the new technology … until she called and asked how to rewind the DVDs before she returned them to Blockbuster …

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Missing Fish

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

For weekend fishermen, there are many tall tales about “the big one that got away.” The results of a new study indicate that big fish are indeed hard to catch. But disturbingly, the results suggest that’s because the world’s large fish–tuna, marlin, swordfish, sharks, cod and halibut among them–have been so exploited by industrial fisheries that 90 percent of them have disappeared from the sea.

See also: Cod

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Typing Monkeys

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.

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Sunny Day

Thursday, May 8, 2003

I seem to have a hyper-developed corny gland, and I blame my mother for that character flaw. The current Song of the Moment - and my new personal theme song for this week (month? year? decade?) reflects that. Listen why dontcha?

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Sunny Day

Thursday, May 8, 2003

Waitin’ on a Sunny Day - Bruce Springsteen

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Alabama Coach Canned

Monday, May 5, 2003

Mike Price was fired by Alabama without coaching a single game because of behavior including a night at a topless bar — another embarrassment for a once-proud football team.

Reports emerged during the week that Price spent hundreds of dollars at a topless bar and, the next morning, a woman ordered about $1,000 of room service and charged it to his hotel bill.

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Hawaiian War Chant

Saturday, May 3, 2003

Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Ella Fitzgerald

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Title Tags Missing

Saturday, May 3, 2003

Here’s an interesting development: For some reason my browser is no longer displaying title tags for anchors! I have no idea how this happened. Has anyone else noticed this? Title tags for hrefs do not appear regardless of the site I am viewing. This is very strange.

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All in the Family

Thursday, May 1, 2003

A son of Florida State football coach Bobby Bowden pleaded guilty Tuesday to swindling millions from investors — including his father.

Steve Bowden admitted conspiring with former Alabama quarterback Brian Burgdorf in a scheme that prosecutors say defrauded investors of $10 million.

The scam involved selling unregistered securities through The Millennium Fund, which billed itself as being for “the privileged few.” Assistant U.S. Attorney Adolph Dean said Steve Bowden brought in his father and three other investors, who lost a total of $4.4 million. Bobby Bowden invested $1.6 million, Dean said.

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Sometimes a Fantasy

Thursday, May 1, 2003

Sometimes a Fantasy - Billy Joel

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