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Are You Still Mad

Are You Still Mad – Alanis Morissette

Someone Steals Statue of Mr. Potato Head

NEWPORT, R.I. – Mr. Potato Head is missing, and police want to know who took the tourism-touting tater. The 6-foot tall, 150-pound statue was stolen Friday from the driveway of a private estate. James Leach called police after he heard his driveway alarm sounding about 3 a.m. He looked outside and saw a vehicle near […]

Norwegian Wood

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laughI told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the bath. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Florida Freshman Eligible for Tennessee Game

Florida defensive end Steven Harris pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery Wednesday and is eligible to play this week against Tennessee.

New Zealand

Chris O’Brien‘s Top Ten First Year in New Zealand Facts This has been the hardest and most stressful year of my life. NZ teachers couldn’t teach a fish to swim. It is harder than you could ever imagine to be this far from friends and family. Even though everyone thinks the US is wrong all […]

Tiny Dancer

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

Perl v. Pearl

Note to hep-cat Amazon employees: “Perl the programming language” “Pearl Jam the rock band”.