Frightening Return Policy

Monday, July 28, 2008

PleasuresAcross the street from the Groundlings on Melrose in West Hollywood is an adult toy shop with a nausea-inducing sign. (Click the photo for a larger shot, including my innocent Tacoma parked in front of the place. Note: I was not visiting the place!)
This is a store that sells … ahem … “adult toys” … and their sign proudly exclaims Sell - Exchange - Rent DVD’s.
No, it’s not the incorrect apostrophe that frightens me. It’s the idea that someone might exchange a used sex toy.

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1 Grammar Police 07.28.08 at 3:24 pm

Some say that it is actually correct to use an apostrophe when referring to a plural acronym. Then again some say the word of God is written in a book which was so perfect it had to be rewritten over and over again.

So who knows? And don’t lie, you were parked in front because you were exchanging Jenna Haze pocket P**$y. Oh no, that was me…

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