When I got home from work last night, there was a mysterious package waiting for me. I wasn’t expecting anything and the return address was nothing I recognized. Inside was a small silver and black box and a note saying that it was a late birthday present from my friend Bob. Bob is an arms dealer (seriously) who lives in Denver, so I had no idea what to expect.
Bob has awesome taste. Check out these bitchin’ iPhone cufflinks! A perfect gift! And my wife gave me a few more French-cuff shirts for my birthday, too, so now I am set.