Now that I have my very own toddler, things like Honest Toddler really just have a way of making me smile. (I suppose it is something like how disgusted you are by everyone’s cat photos on Facebook until you get your own cat and then you see the beauty in all cats. Or something.)

The person maintaining this account has been on a roll as powerful as the ZooeySiri account. I don’t know how long she (or he?) will be able to keep provoking laughter — comedy Twitter accounts tend to not last very long — but I’m enjoying them for now.

This one is my latest favorite: