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Googlewhacking: The Search for The One

It took me a few tries. I’ll admit I sat staring at the screen for a bit. Google found thousands and thousands of what I considered to be incredibly strange juxtapositions.

  • esoteric amplitude? 2,250 hits
  • escalator mustard? 766 hits
  • amphibian euthanasia? 680 hits
  • angina astrophysics? 147 hits
  • tumescence draconian? 15 hits

Until … finally …
I present you with my personal Googlewhack:
kleptomaniac ovulating! 1 hit!

At the time of this posting, my Googlewhack is worth a score of 308,450,000 (kleptomaniac 15,500 + ovulating 19,900). If I’ve gotten the scoring confused, please let me know.


There are 12 comments on this post

  1. i am so all over that! sweet baby jesus.

  2. Ha! Google indexed your Googlewhack and it doesn’t work anymore!

    > Apocrypha eviscerations.

  3. I could spend all day doing this… Work? What’s that? This is now on my short-term goals list. 🙂

  4. ribosome snwboarding
    41 428 800 000

  5. orangutan vichyssoise

  6. Is a 0 of 0 results worth anything? (zenon liverwurst)

  7. Hornyhead dish

  8. rattan cerumen

  9. googlewhack_:

    pickerel parazoa

    Un saludo desde españa

  10. hi, your post is very important for me, thanks

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