Homeland Security Is Funny

Posted and filed under comedy, images.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. Making fun of “homeland security” still makes me giggle. I remember when I first saw these hysterical warnings just after 9/11. They made me laugh until I cried. A half a decade later I still smile when I see them. Every now and again I’ll… Read more »

Email Cell Phone Pics

Posted and filed under images, technology.

My mom and dad both love taking photos with their cell phones and then texting them to me. As much as I enjoy receiving them, I hate the way they take for-freaking-ever to display on my phone. I also hate having photos on my cell phone. (You can’t do anything with them there!) Today I… Read more »

Photo Stamps

Posted and filed under images.

Talk about cool! At photostamps.com you can upload a photo and they’ll create authentic USPS stamps for you to use. They’re a bit expensive — a sheet of twenty $.39 stamps runs $17.99 — but I can definitely see doing this for wedding invitations or some other important event. Note: Until March 15th, 2007 you… Read more »

Photoshop Tutorial – Polaroid Images

Posted and filed under images, Software, Web Design.

A few weeks ago I saw an image on Chris Pearson’s Pearsonified that I just loved. He had taken a photo of something — I can’t remember what it was — and made it look like an old-fashioned Polaroid. “What a great idea!” I thought. Surely I can figure out how to do that in… Read more »

Golfing in Arizona

Posted and filed under images, sports.

I have hundreds of photos of other people golfing, but I’m always the one with the camera. That means I don’t usually get too many shots of myself. My dad took this one and I think it’s pretty good. If you view the full size version by clicking the photo you can just make out… Read more »

Protect Images with .htaccess

Posted and filed under blogtech, images, technology.

A few thousand of my hits every day are coming from some little geeks using an old web cam shot of my buddy’s as their avatar in forums. It’s quite funny, because I think they think that they’re actually linking to a different image. It’s pretty annoying, so I implemented scriptygoddess’ code to protect images… Read more »

Happy White Asparagus

Posted and filed under comedy, images.

There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?

My Sisters

Posted and filed under images, My Life.

I just cannot believe this. It is not every day that you get a chance to photograph the two most beautiful girls on the planet. It was terrific fun to get to visit with both of them last weekend. Of course I didn’t get to be with them as much as I wanted – and I… Read more »

The Tober-Overton Wedding

Posted and filed under images, My Life.

The wedding of Melissa Overton and Ryan Tober was Saturday, May 18, 2002. I was the Best Man and had a terrific time. This is a photo of the Brothers Tober that I took shortly before the ceremony. They are three really great guys and I was honored to be in the wedding party. I… Read more »

Pictures of Me

Posted and filed under images.

What do I look like? I ask myself this often. In case you’ve ever wondered … I added a tiny photo to the bottom of the sidebar over there. (Scroll down a bit.) If you click it you’ll visit the bowels of my /images directory where you can find several other pictures of me. Wouldn’t you like… Read more »

Graphics

Posted and filed under images, Web Design.

If you’re searching for animated graphics for some reason, check out Kimberly’s Kreations. She has a boatload of them. I think that this spatula-flipping-a-hamburger is particularly menacing. Does it frighten you? The Google image search feature is also very handy. I just discovered it today. What an incredibly useful resource! I didn’t know you could… Read more »