LIMIT and OFFSET in MS SQL Server

Posted and filed under Programming, Software, Web Design.

How to Hack MySQL Paging Functionality into Microsoft SQL Server Web developers using PHP and MySQL have a crucial piece of functionality that classic ASP developers working with Microsoft SQL Server don’t. It’s pagination. Using MySQL’s LIMIT and OFFSET commands you can very easily add pagination to recordsets that you want to display on web… Read more »

DropCaps, Amazon Tags for WordPress

Posted and filed under blogtech, Programming, Web Design.

I have finally updated two of my WordPress hack tutorials so that they are compliant with v. 2.04. The first one — DropCaps — allows you to put that nifty “dropcap” into a post. This post begins with a dropcap I. The second one — Amazon Tags — adds two new buttons to your editing… Read more »

SXSW 2006

Posted and filed under blogtech, travel, Web Design.

Currently in Austin, TX for SXSW. I’m on the 15th floor of the Hampton Inn and the view from my window at 2am is gorgeous. This is a great city — a lot like Gainesville, FL. The conference is just extraordinary. I have been taking notes like mad and will hopefully someday post many of… Read more »

Section Targeting

Posted and filed under blogtech, Web Design.

Whoa. I don’t know how I haven’t seen this yet. Google lets you target specific sections of your page as more or less relevant to AdSense. This should be required reading for all bloggers and — hell — should be part of the default WP install … What is section targeting and how do I… Read more »

Photoshop Badges

Posted and filed under Web Design.

For quite some time now I’ve been wanting to be able to create “new!” and “updated!” type images for use at work and here on my site. I wanted something like you’d expect to see on a box of Tide or cereal, y’know? The splash-graphic. The “new and improved!” image. I finally found the answer…. Read more »

Link Droppings

Posted and filed under books, movies, music, technology, Web Design.

Just a bunch of random thoughts I’ve been meaning to post … It took me for-freaking-ever to recognize that it’s Matt Dillon doing the voiceover on the Pontiac Torrent commercials. It took me five minutes to find and download Struggle, by Ringside — the music from the commercial. I snagged a couple of their other… Read more »

Poor Programming

Posted and filed under rants, Web Design.

CapitalOne’s website is just terrible. About every third time I click the “LogIn” button on the front page it simply redirects me to the front page. Even on my work connection the entire site loads like it’s running on a 1992 486 box. There are ridiculous pop-ups thrown at me every time I attempt to… Read more »

WordPress Mod: DropCaps

Posted and filed under blogtech, Web Design.

The chances of me ever using the WordPress str QuickTag are pretty slim, so I replaced it with a drop-capper. (The T in this paragraph should appear as a dropcap for you if you’re using a browser that handles CSS properly.) Pretty nifty, I think. Want to do it?

Header Image

Posted and filed under blogging, Web Design.

So I took a stab at creating a header image. I used that crazy haettenschweiler font. I wanted to use the American Idiot font, but I could only find cheesy imitations and not “the real thing” in my five-minute Google hunt for it. This is actually the first time there’s ever been a header image… Read more »

ShadowBox

Posted and filed under Web Design.

This is a test. from silverorange labs