This is Club Awesome.


One of my favorite quotes was first published two hundred and thirty-seven years ago today:

MinutemanThese are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.

Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, Number I — December 18, 1776

Oh, man. If you haven’t already seen them yet, pause for three minutes, break out the Kleenex, and watch these ads from Apple and Coca-Cola. They’re two of the best commercials I’ve ever seen.

December 17th, 2013 @ 6:18 am
iTunes Tuesday: Giant Files

iTunesIf your hard drive is low on space, a good place to look for things to jettison is your iTunes library. Lots of music files are large because the songs they contain are very long — Alice’s Restaurant Massacree clocks in at over eighteen minutes! — or because they’re encoded using AAC or the Apple Lossless Encoder instead of MP3. But if you’ve been indiscriminately adding tracks to your library for years, you might be wasting a ton of space saving songs you’re never going to hear.
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“Fuck literature.”
Ernest Hemingway, 1924, in a letter to Ezra Pound

December 13th, 2013 @ 5:37 am
Friday Five: Favorite Christmas Songs

ChristmasFive of my favorite Christmas songs:

December 11th, 2013 @ 6:42 am
Original BlasTech DL-44

BlasTech DL-44A few years ago I wrote about how foolish it would be for me to spend $499.00 on a replica BlasTech DL-44. (I really did consider it.)

I guess that means it would be really, really irresponsible to lay down $200,000.00 for the actual one.


December 10th, 2013 @ 8:21 am
iTunes Tuesday: Listen to This

iTunesDepending upon the size of your iTunes library and how you have your playlists configured, you could have a bunch of awesome songs that you are either hearing over and over and over again, or that you’ve not heard in ages. Those are both terrible situations, of course. You want to have a happy medium.

I have a smart playlist named “Listen to This” which I use to keep my rotation fresh. Here are its parameters:
Listen To This

  • Rating is greater than three stars
    The whole point of this playlist is to hear songs you really like, but haven’t heard in a while. But iTunes won’t know what your favorite songs are unless you are rating your songs!
  • Playlist is not “Slow Shit”
    Smart playlists can’t be used for everything. Sometimes you simply have to tell iTunes about a song. I have a non-smart playlist called “Slow Shit” which I use to collect all my love songs and ballads. (I love Everybody Hurts by R.E.M., but I don’t want to hear it in the middle of the day or while I’m out on a ten-mile run.) Any time I hear a song that I consider “slow”, I right-click it, choose Add to Playlist, and then push it into “Slow Shit”. That way I can tell any smart playlists to ignore those songs.
  • Genre is Rock
    This qualification prevents things like country music, J.F.K.’s inaugural address, and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song from popping into my daily life unexpectedly.
  • Last skipped is not in the last 21 days
    If I skip a song, it’s sort of a big deal. I like the music in my library — all thirteen thousand plus tracks — and if I don’t like a song, I delete it. If I fast-forward a song, it means I really don’t want to hear it for a while for one reason or another.
  • Last played not in the last 7 days
    If I just heard a song recently, I don’t want to hear it again right away. Doesn’t it drive you crazy when a radio station — when every radio station — plays the same damn song every other hour?

If you create a playlist using these settings, you’ll have a great jump-start to building your own personal radio station that only plays your favorite songs. And more importantly, you’ll have a playlist that you can use as a parameter of other smart playlists to include your favorites without getting sick of them.

December 6th, 2013 @ 8:59 am
Friday Five: Illogical Bathroom Practices

The Wrong WayFive Things That Happen in Bathrooms That Annoy Me:

  • throwing away a paper towel, missing the trash, and not bothering to pick it up
  • squeezing the middle of a tube of toothpaste / not flattening and rolling the tube from the bottom
  • toilet paper loaded with the leading edge towards the wall
  • bathroom attendants
  • not closing the toilet seat lid completely every time
December 5th, 2013 @ 8:58 am
If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It

Mickey MouseToday is the birthday of Walt Disney, one of the most important men in my life. He was born December 5, 1901, in Chicago. He changed the world, and his creations have had a profound impact on me. I truly would not be who I am today if it wasn’t for his vision.

I grew up about an hour from the Magic Kingdom and I have a multitude of fond memories of visiting the park with my mother and sister. I’ve been no less than fifty times. I know that place like an old friend, and I cannot wait to return. Shortly after the turn of the century I moved to Los Angeles and now my son is infatuated with Mickey and Disneyland. We go as frequently as possible, and he loves it.

Happy birthday, Walt.

The Book of Tebow

December 3rd, 2013 @ 3:02 am
iTunes Tuesday: The 90s

iTunesHere’s a quick and easy smart playlist for you. Let’s create a collection of only songs released in the 90s. This is a very simple playlist, and its utility is primarily as a component of other smart playlists.

In iTunes click FileNewSmart Playlist …. Then choose the parameters set in this screenshot:
Smart Playlist 90s
Of course you can change the years to choose songs from a different decade. Or you can add a star to the Rating setting if you want to make it a Greatest Hits playlist.

And don’t forget to read how to create an Ignore playlist!

LogoThief: Shaming Design Plagiarists


I was born not knowing, and have only had a little time to change that here and there.
Richard P. Feynman (1918-1988)

December 1st, 2013 @ 7:48 am
Incredible Iron Bowl

In FBS history, a missed field goal has only been returned for a touchdown four times. There [had] never been a walk-off field goal return — scoring the winning touchdown on the last play, much less the last play of the biggest game of the year, between teams ranked No. 1 and No. 4, with everything at stake.

In a sport that dates to 1869, this literally was unprecedented.
Pat Forde, Miracle Men

Rabbit, rabbit.

November 29th, 2013 @ 6:16 am
Friday Five: Awesome Toys

LEGO SpaceshipFive of my favorite childhood toys:

You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant.

Turkeys Away: An Oral History of the Most Famous Episode of WKRP in Cincinnati

Why would someone dream of creating a life-sized mechanical duck that eats, digests, and excretes grain just like a real bird?

The Forgotten Giant Arrows That Guide You Across America

ForeverlyBillie Joe Armstrong + Norah Jones cover The Everly Brothers