I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery.


If I had to live life over, I’d live over a saloon.
W.C. Fields

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

If you haven’t yet seen my wife’s superb version of this holiday classic, you’re letting the terrorists win.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

My wife is still pretty awesome. Baby It's Cold Outside – watch more funny videos

Friday Five: Weird Al

Weird AlMy five favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs:

  1. One More Minute
  2. This Is the Life
  3. Eat It
  4. Cable TV
  5. eBay
Friday Five: Velociraptors

My five favorite Velociraptor Photoshops:

Roger and Elaine

Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither […]

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

My wife is pretty awesome. Baby It's Cold Outside – watch more funny videos

Turkeys Away: An Oral History of the Most Famous Episode of WKRP in Cincinnati

A Last Meal

I am increasingly convinced that a tremendous amount of yin and yang is important to a successful marriage. My wife and I have dramatically different opinions about dining, for example: She lives to eat. I eat to live. If you were to give each of us an hour to decide what we wanted for a […]


Jokes are democratic. Telling one right has nothing to do with having money or being educated. It’s a knack, like hammering a nail straight. Anyone can learn it, and it’s useful in all sorts of situations. You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
Garrison Keillor

A Pizza Diatribe

The Five Stages of Feeding a Toddler

See also: Kübler-Ross Denial “What? You can’t be serious. You just said you wanted peanut butter and jelly.” Anger “You eat this bite right now. Sit down! Eat it!” Bargaining “Please? Please have another bite? If you have another bite you can have more chocolate milk.” Depression “I can’t believe you’re not going to eat […]

@sadderthan retweets and replies to things that are sadder than things you think nothing is sadder than.

Admiral Ackbar’s Ads bills itself as “the #1 source for Admiral Ackbar commercial parodies on the ‘net!”

Walter White Calls Uncle Buck

Sharknado 2: SNOW SHARKS!

In which Jon Stewart and The Daily Show discuss the government shutdown (with an awesome NFL reference).

Friday Five: Favorite SNL Sketches

Saturday Night Live

Bonus / Honorable Mention:

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

I saw a link to this story in my Twitter feed, and then I saw several people linking to it on Facebook, and I chuckled at the title. The Onion has made me smile on such a consistent basis over the years; I seriously hope the people that work there are paid well, because they […]

Office Quotes

There’s a guy in my office who surreptitiously records the absurd things we all say, then sends a company-wide email with his collection to ring in the new year.