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Three Gagne Men

Monday March 8, 2010

Walter Gagne – William Gagne – David Gagne Good night, Walter. I hardly knew you. I’m sorry.

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Friday Five: Irrational Fears

Friday March 5, 2010

… that I’ll get eaten by a shark … that I’ll jump from a tall building … that I’ll get a bacterial brain infection from swimming in a lake … that I’ll slice the end of my finger with a paring knife … that I’ll trip while walking up (not down) a flight of stairs

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Spenser: For Hire

Monday January 25, 2010

“Sometimes I get distracted by food; but mostly all I think about is women and baseball.” – Robert B. Parker’s Spenser My favorite author died on Monday, January 18, and he took with him my favorite fictional character. I was born in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. My dad, though — who lives in Rhode Island now [...]

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Friday Five: Natural Causes

Friday January 22, 2010

Five atypical ways to die of “natural” causes: crushed by a falling tree shark attack hit by an asteroid fall from a cliff bee stings

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The Best Damn Kudu He Can Be

Tuesday January 5, 2010

“My favorite animal at the Zoo is the lesser kudu. You have to admire an animal with a name like that, laboring as he must in the shadow of the greater kudu. It must be like having an older brother who excelled at sports and academics in school, to whom you have always been compared [...]

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Play This When I Die

Monday August 25, 2008

My grandmother’s wake and funeral were — of course — very, very sad. I think one of the things that bothered me the most was the music at the wake. It was so … depressing. Now, my grandmother was 86 years old before she was killed by the incompetence of morons; she wasn’t exactly a [...]

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Bad Idea: Swimming with Sharks

Thursday February 28, 2008

“I would never had done any of this if I thought there would have been an accident.” — Jim Abernethy, Scuba Adventures Right. Of course. You’re just dumping bloody fish chunks into the ocean and then letting people swim with really aggressive sharks. What could possibly go wrong?

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Sand Holes!

Friday July 6, 2007

People naturally worry about splashier threats, such as shark attacks. However, the Marons’ research found there were 16 sand hole or tunnel deaths in the United States from 1990 to 2006 compared with 12 fatal shark attacks for the same period, according to University of Florida statistics. <link src=”Treblig“>

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The “assisted living facility” where my grandmother lived — Indigo Manor in Daytona Beach, Florida — just sent my mom and uncle an automated form letter. It was something along the lines of, “Please tell us how satisfied you are in the care we gave your loved one.” They’re really not very bright over there. [...]

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Anna Albanese

Friday May 4, 2007

Anna S. Albanese10/28/1920 – 05/04/2007 My grandmother passed away died this afternoon. I hate “passed away”. It’s so … passive. Nana was not a passive person. She was incredibly, astoundingly active. She’d been pretty limited for the last few years, but that’s not really how I’ll remember her. When I was in elementary school I [...]

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