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Woman Bills DOT for Wasted Gas

Monday, August 4, 2008

Mrs. Greenburg said in an interview that the delay was doubly unpleasant for her Maine coon cat, Sammy, who howled through the entire experience in a pet carrier in the back seat.

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Horrible Cat Irony

Friday, April 27, 2007

Renowned cat veterinarian and beloved Cornell University professor James Richards died Tuesday from injuries suffered in a motorcycle accident that occurred on Sunday.
Richards, the director of Cornell University College of Veterinary Medicine’s Feline Health Center, was thrown from his motorcycle when he attempted to avoid a cat in the road.

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Washing a Cat

Friday, January 26, 2007

This Kitty Washing Machine may very well be effective, but I don’t think its efficiency trumps the fact that it looks like the cat is scared out of its mind. I think even a decade ago — before I owned any cats — that I would not have laughed at this poor feline’s frantic fright. <link via LYD>

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Broiled Buddie

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

My dog decided to cook himself yesterday. We have one of those in-wall electric heating units in the bathroom. Sometimes we leave it running because the cats like to snuggle in front of it when it’s cold. While I was watching USC crush Michigan in the Rose Bowl, my girlfriend asked me if I smelled something burning. I immediately jumped and ran into the bathroom; I was thinking that maybe one of the magazines had caught fire. But no. It was Budrick the Lion-hearted. He was standing with his rump on the heater slowly cooking himself. The stench of burning dog hair was overwhelming.

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Dog Food

Monday, November 24, 2003

Does this dog taste funny to you?

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Ugly Yellow Stains

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

If you were sitting there and decided to make a list of things that leave hideous yellow permanent stains on white t-shirts, you probably wouldn’t even think to put cat urine in the top five.

But you’d be wrong.

Oh, boy. Would you be wrong.

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Puppy Chow

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

If you own a 30-pound pit bull and a 200-pound Burmese python and they are both missing, it’s probably safe to assume the worst.

link via radio mookie

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Fish News

Tuesday, July 17, 2001

The goldfish did not survive the conflagration.

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Cats

Friday, June 29, 2001

I’m interested in learning how you feel about this:
A company called Transgenic Pets is attempting to create genetically modified cats. These cats, “will be like any other cats except they will no longer have the protein that causes an allergic reaction in human beings.”
BBC article
NY Times article

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My dog died today.

Monday, July 17, 2000

My dog died today. He hasn’t really been my dog since I left for college, like in ‘91. But he was always really my dog. And I don’t think I ever played with him enough. And I don’t think I can write this right now. Maybe later on. Fuck.

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Man killed dog he thought was gay

Sunday, June 18, 2000

[Headline] Man killed dog he thought was gay

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