I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

February 13th, 2001 @ 8:04 am
Amazing Poem Generator

Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator produced this for my site: D.G. – A purity of course, climate change, and said, Toshiyuki Sawaguchi, the Go. They will be glad you sproink! speak! For today: Your voice carries in perl, talks to go Now. about 5 minutes to get in its query. The 1980s, such perfect examples of […]

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“The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood.”
Jean Cocteau

August 23rd, 2000 @ 10:51 pm
stuff & nonsense

Congratulations to Matt! He knew almost all of the random references I posted on Monday. He and Dan are the only ones who even attempted, and Dan admitted that he researched most of them on line. Here are the answers: 1984 – George Orwell The Rime of the Ancient Mariner – Samuel Taylor Coleridge You’ve […]

August 22nd, 2000 @ 2:04 am
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?

Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, “Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?” The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, “Death to all those who would whimper and cry” And dropping […]

August 6th, 2000 @ 2:24 pm
This Living Hand

I wrote this essay on Keats’ This Living Hand when I was in college. I wrote it longhand, with a pencil. The part that is in blue was printed in 4 pt Times New Roman in the center of the page. I tried to recreate the handwriting where I could. The entire essay fit on […]

August 4th, 2000 @ 4:47 pm
poem

There once was a girl named Pornstar Who partied at the AoS She complained that I never blogged her So here’s a poem for Jess! Happy now?!?!

July 21st, 2000 @ 12:27 pm
Blogging Poem

Apparently I’ve upset some of you by working all day today! This, via ICQ: Are you alive today? Are you dead? O! When will you blog the crazy thoughts in your head?

July 18th, 2000 @ 11:54 pm
Fourteen Red Roses

In the interests of apologizing for how simply vile my last post seemed, but rather than retract my statement, I will now post for you, dear reader, the only piece of poetry I ever wrote that I like. In return I ask simply that you admit I am not so mean as to torture you […]

July 17th, 2000 @ 10:38 am
404 Haiku

Very funny 404 Haikus. If you can dig that kind of stuff …

June 1st, 2000 @ 6:01 pm
each friend represents a world

each friend represents a world in us & it is by this world that a new world is born – Anais Nin

May 22nd, 2000 @ 8:56 pm
window pain

window pain I am Jack’s diseased kidney. fresh goes better how can you go on when you’re murdering someone killing me like you do personal injury protection benefits/property damage liability and don’t get me started about your overuse of colons No! I don’t like to think. little frayed around the ends quick reference guide stopitstopitstopit […]

May 8th, 2000 @ 6:03 pm
Firda

If Firda had it ICQ at work I mean I would be so glad! She and I are both On the flipside and flopside Of each other’s time!

April 28th, 2000 @ 9:43 pm
Haiku!

Sylvia wrote a haiku! As I watch, he blogsBeautiful blonde pineappleOh when will he stop? I don’t think she likes my new hair …

April 26th, 2000 @ 7:30 pm
New Blog

There’s a new blog in the mists. Firda and I started a Haiku Blog!

April 21st, 2000 @ 7:19 am
Firda

I knew Firda was scared of me! the swamp at night creepy alligator moves a duck’s life is gone the alligator devours the poor duck alive now its tummy’s full Note: haiku could also refer to an Oregon / Florida football game …

April 18th, 2000 @ 4:45 pm
Haiku

Firda wrote me a haiku! Bling! is the blog by David the alligator There’s a ducky there I think she may be afraid because alligators have been known to eat ducks and she is just trying to keep me happy …

April 18th, 2000 @ 8:54 am
Los Angeles Haiku

In the spirit of yellow, I offer you a ‘Back in Florida’ haiku: jetlagged, hungoverwish I was still in LAthe sun is bright here

April 10th, 2000 @ 4:31 am
The End

Sung to the Bob Dylan classic, Blowing in the Wind: How many bottle capsmust a man wash downBefore he breaks his dispos-all? Yes and how many timesmust a man realizeThat too much beerWill makes you slip and fall? Oh and how many scrapescan one man’s body standBefore he makes a new plan? The answer my […]