I spent a few minutes goofing off tonight and grabbed an ultra-nifty Simpsons Plugin for WordPress. I hacked it a smidge and added about twenty more quotes. Trés cool. It’s amazing that there are just no decent Simpsons images on the ‘net. I seem to remember FOX going nuts on copyright violation a few years ago. It’s hard to imagine that they are that ruthless. How could they have wiped the entire Internet of good Simpsons graphics? What’s even harder to imagine is why the “official” Simpsons site would be so incredibly craptacular — all Flash and useless content; they even incorrectly used “lose” instead of “loose” in one spot. Aye carumba.
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Gift
Woo hoo! I got my Secret Santa gift yesterday. It’s a very merry Homer Simpson Collector’s Trivia Tin! Thank you, Lee!
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Karma
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You’re … selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He’s got me there.
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Canyonero Song from The Simpsons
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It’s a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
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The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History
The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History - Do I really need to explain why you should visit this page? (On Wednesday night I caught an episode I had never seen. Homer went on an acid trip after eating some insane hot peppers at a chili contest. At times, I was laughing hard enough to bring tears to my eyes.)
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What Badgers Eat
I missed The Simpsons last night so I don’t really understand the story behind What Badgers Eat.com. I’m sure it was amusing though.
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Troy McClure
I would have put Troy McClure much higher in the rankings, but this list of the top twenty Bit Characters from The Simpsons is worth reading if you’re a fan.
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An Animated Life
“if i had only one wish … i definitely think it would be that life was exactly like the simpsons … animated and all
that would rule” -
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Tricia Cagle
Okay.
I haven’t mentioned it here and I should have said something a long time ago.
Tricia Cagle is the coolest friend in the world!
I just opened my birthday present from her.
IT IS TOTALLY FABOO!!!!!
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Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard
My favorite “Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard”:
I will not get very far with this attitude.
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