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The Return of Wile E. Coyote, Genius

Thursday August 19, 2010

Oh, man! I don’t know how I am just now getting news that Warner Brothers is releasing new Looney Tunes cartoons. I freaking love Wile E. Coyote. I remember screaming at the television, “NO! NO! NO! That’s NOT GOING TO WORK!” I remember holding my head in my hands when that son of a bitch [...]

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When in doubt, assume it was the husband. (Second place: The wife.) If the crime is particularly odd, deranged, strange, or otherwise unusual, assume it occurred in Florida. It is always a bad idea to join a cult. If he’s seen one prostitute, he’s likely seen many prostitutes. Most forms of murder generate a tremendous [...]

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Friday Five: Simpsons Characters

Friday June 18, 2010

Homer Simpson Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns Ned Flanders Mayor Quimby Ralph Wiggum

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Raylan Givens

Wednesday May 12, 2010

My favorite show on television right now is the FX original series Justified. It stars Timothy Olyphant as Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, the coolest quick-draw law enforcement officer since The Lone Ranger. Not many guys can pull off wearing a cowboy hat in 2010, but Olyphant’s character is simply too bad-ass to categorize. And [...]

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Friday Five: Abandoned Television

Friday April 30, 2010

Television shows which I enjoyed tremendously at one point in my life but now no longer (or at least very rarely) watch: M*A*S*H Trading Spaces The Andy Griffith Show Barney Miller Law & Order

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Friday Five: Villains

Friday April 9, 2010

Darth Vader Lex Luthor The Joker Brainiac Montgomery Burns

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Living Under a Rock

Saturday January 30, 2010

With the possible exceptions of my father and (maybe-not-so-strangely-coincidentally) my father-in-law, I don’t know anyone who is as voracious a reader as I am. I also seem to consume an outlandish amount of television and there is rarely a moment in my life in which there isn’t music playing. Oh, and I love movies. Yet, [...]

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Goodnight, Coco

Saturday January 23, 2010

“All I ask of you is one thing: Please, do not be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.” — Conan [...]

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Friday Five: TV Detectives

Friday October 23, 2009

Remington Steele Magnum P.I. Patrick Jane Lennie Briscoe Inspector Gadget

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On Football

Tuesday October 20, 2009

As I get older I find it increasingly difficult to explain my love of football. You’d think that the opposite would be true, that I would find it easier to tell people how wonderful it is as I understand the game more. But that is simply not the case. I follow Stewart Mandel on Twitter [...]

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