I have a million things to do before Sylvia returns from India tomorrow. There is laundry to do, a kitchen to clean, I need to go to Publix (because being out of toilet paper is not good), I have to move the old washer and dryer out of my mom’s new house and get the older washer and dryer from out of storage because she likes them better (anyone need a washer and dryer?) plus take all the other really big furniture from out of storage to take to her new house (thanks in advance for helping, Chris!), I totally must vacuum upstairs and clean the bathroom and wash the Rodeo and … plus tonight is the Less Than Jake concert at Brick City … I have to tell you that one of the least crazy things that happened last night at Chris’ Apartment of Sin was when Chris and I jumped off the roof of his apartment into the swimming pool at about 4:30 am …