man eats Barbie doll, a shoe, a coffee table May 31st, 2000 @ 5:22 am PDT
“In the past he has eaten a coffee table, a shoe, plants and a Barbie doll.”
Glass Tinting May 30th, 2000 @ 1:05 pm PDT
guerilla banner project May 30th, 2000 @ 8:42 am PDT
Bryan J Busch is, quite possibly, the coolest person to walk the planet earth. I have been Guerrilla Bannered! Thanks Bryan …
Excellent Error Message May 30th, 2000 @ 5:49 am PDT
Jason received this error message from one of the NT Servers at work: While validating that COM3 was really a serial port, the contents of the divisor latch register was identical to the interrupt enable and the receive registers. The device is assumed not to be a serial port and will be deleted.
Joke May 29th, 2000 @ 2:27 pm PDT
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were […]
painted my toenails May 29th, 2000 @ 11:38 am PDT
Sylvia painted my toenails at the party last night. I’ve never had my toenails painted. They are sparkly dark green now.
Search Engine Statistics May 29th, 2000 @ 11:20 am PDT
I posted the search engine statistics for my Hemingway page. It drives me nuts when people double the letter m in the middle of his name. Something I can’t understand is why people search on the word “Hemingway” on what is very clearly an Ernest Hemingway web site. The search must return every single page […]
Reasons to Like Firda May 29th, 2000 @ 10:56 am PDT
Firda forgot Reason #11 – She is loved and respected by everyone in Bloggerville.
Party at the Apartment of Sin May 29th, 2000 @ 10:51 am PDT
Yesterday was faboo. The only thing about it that was no fun was that eventually it ended. I was up at 0830, goofed on the computer for a while, went shopping with Sylvia, played on the computer some more, went to the AoS, played in the pool for a few hours, and *then* we started […]
Bond Name May 29th, 2000 @ 10:23 am PDT
harrumph! has easily the best Bond Girl Name so far.