I have a younger sister named Jennifer. She is very likely the coolest, hippest, nicest, all-around most awesome human to have ever lived on this planet. Nothing ever makes me happier than seeing her happy. I am, however, very glad that this is not her. Because that would just add all kinds of stress to my life.
Update 05/28/2008: The “this is not her” used to link to a photo of a supermodel named Jennifer Gagne. That photo and the site are no longer available.