I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest:
If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
This post has generated quite a bit of conversation here.
Personally I think that having sex with a dolphin is wrong on many, many levels.
I posted this link to dolphinsex.org because I thought it was hysterical, not because I was in any way condoning the practice.
A Note from the Editor:
In response to the comment of “Blah” from May 3, 2003
Why are you telling me to go to hell? I certainly haven’t done or said anything to deserve that sort of comment. Please respect the fact that this is my personal web site and I allow visitors to post comments here.
dvg
May 18th, 2007: After 992 comments — most of them insultingly stupid — I am sick of dealing with this post. Comments are closed. Go find some other place to discuss this.
*Ahem* The idea of having sex with a dolphin seems rather interesting and enticing <=D I’m not someone who is unpopular, unattractive, or rather, unidealistic. In fact, I am a character who is moderately desired by girls, who find me charismatic, cute, and a very positive, fun, and funny individual. Ironically, sex with rl people seems more dirty than it does with something, such as a dolphin. They are wonderful, intelligent, and cute animals that are not animals in their own respect. Not that this has anything to do with my interest in having sex with a dolphin, I merely take great interest in it because of http://www.dolphinsex.com ‘s description of how their internal muscle systems can A”make women green with envy”, and can “make you cum in less than a minute < = D “. If such an experience transcends that of normal human sexual encounters, why turn down such an awesome chance! If only I lived near some dolphins I could visit on a regular basis…. *sighs*
you people are crazy. i love it
I don’t see why all you people are so biased. I really wish I could try this, too, it sounds like it would be a great idea. Even if not mating, it really sounds like such a neat idea to have such an awesome friendship with one of the coolest critters out there!
dolphins have dinks? since when do fish have dinks?????
to quote a passage frm the bible: put to death any man who has sexual relations with an animal
this actually sounds wonderfull, I too wish I lived near dolphins, my wife and I would be thrilled to be accepted by a dolphin.
We feel inspired by your passion casting dolphins from the chains of alienation. Dolphin sex must go forward forever and ever.
I just kind of stumbled in here, thought I’d point somethings out.
1.) It does say something about having sex with animals is a sin. But it also says that if someone eats shellfish or plants two crops in the same field I can kill them =) Not to mention the bible is full of it anyway because it was written by humans with closeminds wanting nothing more then to control people.
2.) Did you know that in MANY cultures before they were corrupted by christianity zoophilia was normal, and even considered an honor if an animal chooses to copulate with you?
3.) Did you know that in countries the world over artifacts have been found depicting zoophilic acts? Almost 10% of clay pots found depicted zoophilic acts. and in some cultures it was actually a right of passage. (Thats more then the 5% depicting homosexual acts)
4.) Zoophilic acts actually exist in religion. Zeus’s exploits as a swan and a bull, to the Virgin Mary’s impregnation by the Holy Spirit (in dove form). Even a rock painting in sweeden depicts a man havings sexual relations with an animal.
Just figured I’d spout out some information on the subject.
And yes, I have had sexual relations with an animal. Apparently my pet vixen would rather be masturbated by me then mate with another fox.
Heres what a dolphin sounds like during sex!
eeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeee eeeeee eeeeeee eee.
hmmm… Fred.
… You sick freaks…
No… I’m not talking to the Delphinophiles, I’m talking to you evyl hatemongers! You’re all so damned narrowminded that you can’t perceive anything outside of the absolute norm. I guaran-damn-tee that all you who spout insults at the dolphin man can’t even get a partner of the same species yourselves… let alone of another (which is undoubtably a far more difficult challenge)! As for me… yeah, I’d have sex with a dolphin readily… but for the fact that I’m aquaphobic… Oh yeah, and another thing. I laugh at you all again who insult him, for by the looks of it none of you are in any position to be insulting anyone if your spelling and grammar are so poor…. Its an obvious sign of a single-figure IQ …
I agree, I think dolphin sex is a very interesting concept and I myself would be so honored to be chosen by one.
“u make me sick and to think that
anyone would molest such a graceful creature sickens me!”
-Imp Raven
Exscuse me Imp Raven, but if you read that link you would understand the the dolpins aren’t molested but give themselves willingly. As long as you respect if the dolphin does not want to show that kind of intamicy yet I don’t think there is anything morally wrong about it. In a case of respecting the dolphin I believe that showing that kind of close bond would be more respectful then not because you would be down to thier level, sort of sharing thier world.
You have the right to not ingage in this sort of activity but don’t just disregard and insult the people who find it interesting. You claim that they have problems when you are clearly the one with the problem. No one complains about you till you start making the first attacks. In that way, you are being more immature and disrespectful then anyone else on this board.
So I have seen. Some things obviously aren’t humorous to everyone.
The Dolphin Sex site is hillarious! …mostly because it’s real…
wow
i want to try
I found this really cool websit on which it tells you exactlly how it’s done!!!
go to: http://www.dolphinsex.org
It explains all the details of how to get it just right.
Zoophile, Iwould really lie to ask you some questions ’cause i’m really interested in this.
ps: to the kigger, DOLPHINS ARE NOT FISH!!!!!!! THEY ARE MAMMALS YOU BIG —-!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pss: you go LC!
yoh it would probably feel good, i mean cmon, what man wouldnt something that could make you orgasm in less then 5 minutes
i would try it but i dont live near anything like that.
That sounds so … romantic…
I mean,it sounds spiritual,and
the fact that such intelligent
creatures would actually communicate and coopulate with a dumb creature like humans,is just great!I know it may sound weird,but I think its beautiful!
Well from a biological perspective, Dolphins are essentially what humans would be if we had stayed in the water (Humans spent a breif evolutionary stint in the water, hence our hairlessness and bouyancy) Dolphins are of equal intelligence to humans, they have huge brains, and are mammals.
So what’s the hangup? I’d do it. I’m 19, attractive and have a girlfriend, but I wouldn’t exclude any sentient, hairless mammal with an IQ above 100 from consideration as a mate. Dolphins are just humans in the water.
Anyways, I’m willing to bet that this is like what homosexuals faced 50 years ago: In the future, human/dolphin couples will have to fight discrimination by hateful bigots. I wonder if they’ll live among us somehow. It’d make a great book, anyways.
pub stro says dolphin sex is evil
I first heard about the website in a weekly magazine published by the city. As the website of the week i wanted to go check it out, boy was i sorry. Not only is that site F***ing weird, but it also scares the S**T out of me. I mean i love my dog but im not goin to F**K her!!! I mean DAMN!! That site jus goes to show you the freaks and weirdos out there. It is NOT A BEATUIFUL THING! IT is DISGUSTING and REPULSIVE!!! Whats next sex with MONKEYS!!!!!! I mean MAN!!! What is this world comin to!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would definately like to see picrtures of both dolphins sexes while they are in heat. =) Just for my curiousity.
I think it is very natural to think and have sex with other species. It might just like having sex with a tiger, who knows.
i’d try it…..to bad i live nowhere near an ocean. all you people that think this is sick…..why are you even looking at the site? if you know of any places you can see pictures of the act of dolphin sex, please tell me
i think all these people insulting delphinophiles are very stupid. why are they even looking at this site in the first place? i have trouble with things like this. my family and frinds think it’s wierd so i can’t talk about it. i’d like to try it sometime, but live far inland so it’s not going to be easy. if any of you know of a good place to start a relation with a dolphin, please tell
Greetz,
I happened to find a site where dolphin matting occurs. Search for more on Google.com by entering “Dolphin Mating”, “Dolphin Mating Videos” is what brought link below up. — Cdragon
http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net
Pubstro, there’s a big difference between having sex with your dog and having sex with a dolphin.
Your dog has a bran that is roughly the size ofa child’s fist. It is questionable wether dogs are even sentient. The intellecutal and evolutionary gap betwen dogs and humans makes sexual relations between them unacceptable.
However, Dolphins are almost exactly as intelligent, on average, as human beings. Our evolutionary paths were not that different, they just chose to stay in the water, whereas our ancestors spent only a few hundred thousand years in the water before returning to land.
We are equals in every way, and this is why sexual relations between our two kinds is not only acceptable, but even natural.
Tell me, do you persecute interracial couples? I think you know what I’m getting at.
This site is great, yes i would love to try mating with a female dolphin, im moving near the beach tommorrow so i might have a shot in forming a bond/relationship with one.
Why do you people think that the Dolphins actually enjoy having sex with humans? Don’t you think a measly 6-8 inch human **** , which in comparison to the stallion-like 14 incher of a male dolphin is just pathetic!! The human male has far less muscular voluntary control of his **** , and there is NO WAY it can be satisfying that sexual beast of a female dolphin, with a mammoth vagina, and correspondingly very elongated vaginal tract. To her, it must feel like one of us, a female human, having sex with someone with a 2 incher. We might be kind and pretend to be feeling something–try to relish that insignificantly small amount of pleasure we are getting from his embarassingly small little gherkin, just so we don’t offend the poor guy! Some human women might not care to show empathy in this case, but Dolphins are kind hearted compassionate animals so they are not going to brush off an invitation. In this act of sex with Dolphins, you are being selfish. You are enjoying it, but are they, really?? Why can’t you just leave them be, they have far better sex within their own species, blatantly!–Just makes us look pathetic as a race and us females look not good enough!
I think that shagging dolphins is disgusting and i am not narrow minded- i mean would you call it narrow minded to not want to jerk off your pet dog?! Im sure the dolphin enjoys it but thats not the point- so would a dog and yet everyone agrees thats sick (well I’m assuming this but maybe I’m wrong ……?) And surely dolphins are a very poor second choice to peolple, as for all their “beauty grace etc” they’re not exactly intelligent stimulating company and lets face it, its not gonna be reciprocal.
So basically what Im saying is dolphin shaggers are SAD GIMPS!!!!!!!! and its totally perverse to gain pleasure out of such a degrading act.
Again, dolphins are a far cry from dogs.
How many times must I say this? Dolhpins are equal in intelligence to humans. Look it up. We’re both hairless, intelligent, sentient mammals. Sexing up a dog is clearly wrong because the dog is so far below us that it can’t possibly consent to relations. However dolhpins are equals to humans and thus perfectly acceptable alternative for sexual partners.
I’ve never done it and probably never will, but I wouldn’t say no. Nothing wrong with it. Besides, what do you care where other people choose to stick their wangs? It’s not like they’re forcing you to watch.
I disagree with having sex with dolphins. However, let me point out to the dickhead who doesn’t think dolphins have pennis, “because they are fish”. Go get an education. Dolphins are mammals.
And to the other person who quoted the Bible, well, whatever contents did that passage have, it is not valid since God doesn’t exist.
You know what would be ironic? If an advanced mammalian race landed on earth with only slight differences from us, and they decided to live among us. However, when some of them expressed an interest in marrying or having sex with some of our kind, their leaders forbid it, considering humans to be animals, equal in status to their pets.
Think about it.
To Pleond, who says there is no God…
I believe God is a Dolphin, and I would have no problem whatsoever with engaging in a loving, sexual relationship with a being created in God’s image. I would prefer a Dolphin’s company over a human’s any day.
haha.. then man can cross breed with female dolphins and make super dolphins that look like humans and then i can rule the world, haha
where does this guy live anyways
Breeding to create super dolphins? lol.
Nah. However, since we are both mammals it would not be impossble to “borrow” genes from Dolphins to, say, enable humans to hold their breath underwater for 30 minutes or more at a time. Neat stuff. This wouldn’t involve mating though. Shame. 🙂
Yeah, just don’t get caught. The idea of sentient mammal equality isn’t really accepted yet. People in general will freak out if they hear you had sex with a dolphin.
And for the love of god, don’t freakin’ rape it. If it’s female, chances are all it’ll take it a bit of stimulation to get her in the mood, or so the FAQ says.
And again, don’t tell anyone about it, and don’t bloomin’ get caught. People won’t be able to openly do this kind of stuff for another 50 years, I imagine.
Ok wow, this **** is pretty insain, came across this sight on accident, was looking for racing performance parts and this came up.
At first i admit i was pretty discussted, but after doing a little research, the idea actually started turning me on. In no way do i see sex with animals right (would never have sex with my dog), but somehow sex with a dolphin seem gravy. I dont live near an ocean, and if i did i wouldnt even know how to go about it.
PS- my g/f thought the idea was strangly apealing too…. go figure
You told your GF about it?? Lol…..you are a braver man than I.
Oh, and it doesn’t seem like sex with animals coz it’s not. Well we’re all animals, but Dolphins are higher mammals, like Humans. It’s interspecies sex, but not sex with “animals”. That just seems insulting to dolphins.
Oh, and your girlfriend probably found it appealing because dolphins have 14 inch c***s. Just a heads-up, so to speak. 😛
I am so glad that I came across this site. A close friend of mine suggested that I check it out, and so I did. I have been having a warm, loving, mutually fullfilling relationship with my 5 1/2 foot monitor lizard, Miguelito, and it is the most wonderful experience in intimacy that I have ever known. I am truly sorry for all the people who are too closed minded to accept the possiblity of interspecies love.
p.s. Miguelito, like most male reptiles, has what is known as a hemi **** hidden like a sensual treasure in the folds of his cloacal vent. In laymans terms, he has not one, but two **** es, and let me tell you, double the pleasure doesn’t just apply to chewing gum!
I see the point you’re trying to make, but it’s invalid. Monitor lizards are neither sentient, nor mammalian. Their brains are the size of peanuts. Intelligence is obviously the deciding factor in wether another species is capable of consenting to sex.
Take your trolling elsewhere.
Sex with dolphins i reckon is okay. i mean u dont rape it because IT starts the ‘ceremony’ but i wouldnt do it myself i just think judging people becasue of thier sexual realtionships is right. oh and if u people who thinks doing dolphins is wrong remember the freedom of speech and activity as long as it doesnt break the law and if u do want to live ina country where u dont get a say go to a country whose government is based on communism. oh and in only 14 :p
i think mating with a Dolphin would really be something special.. You have to think, dolphins have been here way longer than humans and then we come along, now look whats happening… they are being caught and put in tanks. Im totally aginst that.
Sex with a dolphin is because its a way to show you care in a way. Think about it, if you love your boyfriend or girlfriend enough i know you would sooner or later have sex with him or her. Its the same with a Dolphin. You sit there all your life loving dolphins and then one day you get a chance to express your love
They have not been around longer than humans. We evolved side by side. At the time that we were slouching, hairy apes, dolphins were some kind of unusually intellligent canine. We both descended from stupid crawling mammlas to elegant, intelligent beings at about the same pace, which is why it is absurd to consider dolphins mere animals, and beneath humans in some way. In reality, they’re pretty much humans of the water.
Is there a gas leak in here?
I’ve done it many times, it feels good, it doesn’t hurt the animal, and I think that no one has really lived until they’ve screwed a dolphin.
Don’t knock it before you try it.
Once again, stupidity rears its ugly inbred head.
Dolphins can’t kill us? MY GOD, YOU ARE DENSE! Dolphins can and do routinely kill sharks. They are very muscular and powerful and could liquify a human if they chose to. However you’re too religious and thick to have known that little fact.
As for the other animals you named, none of them are sentient, nor do they have an IQ even approaching 100. Dolphins are as intelligent as humans, and THEY initiate mating. Quite clearly they see us as equals, figure that we can provide them sexual releif and they want to take advatage of that.
As for “Dolphin Aids will cure you all”, I sincerely hope that you learn more about AIDS, so that you will stop seeing it as “God’s way to kill homosexuals” and start seeing it a terrible disease that strikes indiscriminately with tragic results. And how can YOU insult MY morals when you just wished aids upon everyone here?
The comment about dolphins having dicks and being fish, i actually stole that off my dumbass friend, just cuz i thought it was funny. Apparently not.
Why can’t people just all get along eh? No matter what happens, or how at peace humans are, we always seem to find something or other to fight about.
Hey guys I’m back, on purpose this time, (ref: entry #55), Well I’m now here at ‘Monkey Maya’, I haven’t had a chance to try dolphin luvin yet (always too many people around) but my cousin has promised to take me to a more secluded area where she frequently swims with two particular dolphins. Although she herself has not experienced, nor is interested, in having sex with a dolphin, she was quite open about it and said she could see where the fascination was coming from. I’ve spent 2 days now swimming with a ‘pod’ and I’m blown away at just how intelligent and how ‘human’ they are, having their own secret language, and their skin just feels so velvety, so sensual. I can hardly wait for the experience, but my cuz tells me (naturally) I have to spend at least a couple of days swimming with the two females before I fully gain their trust.
P.S. LIHUE, you rock! I really feel you, I mean, man don’t these bonehead, ignorant, hillbillies just make you wanna take up a religion just so you can thank a god you weren’t born or raised into their 1 dimensional, match-box sized, black&white, square-shaped world?
Ha ha all you guys are homos!!!
id like to shag a dolphin, id like it alot
I imagine the dolphin would like it as well. 🙂 And if it didn’t, it would probably maim you. Remember, they are not toys, they are intelligent beings. Much as you can’t just go out and shag any woman you’d like to, you can’t simply find the nearest female dolphin and expect it to want sex from you. Just a reminder, you have to build up a relationship first.
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Dolphins are wonderfull animals, and are more compasionate and inteligent then quite a number of humans. I love this site, i get an erection every time i read it, and it’s not even that explicite. I love dolphins, always have, i got to pet one at the dolphin tank at seaworld only breifly, and the little kids crowded me out.
next weekend i’ll be going to discovery cove to swim with a dolphin, i know i’m going to get a stiffy soon as i get into the water with my new dolphin friend, i hope we get a female, maybe i can cop a few feels. Obviosly i can’t mate with them there, but thats ok…it’s worth the money for just the experience, to share the same physical space with such a magnificant and friendly creature. a mamal just like us, not a fish midn you, an animal who has a heart, enjoys the company of humans, god knows why, and is just as sexually interested in us as we are of them, as demonstarted by here…..
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/06/04/uk.dolphin
Oh and one more thought, while i agree dolphins are a higher specie then most other mamals, equal, perhaps greater then man, lets not forget chimps and orangatangs are not all that differnt from us either, and whats hairless have to do with anything?
What i do not agree with is constantly slaming all the other specie of mamals as slobeing iddiots incapable of consentual or loving sex. Plenty of other animals show sentience and inteligence, and it doesn’t take a rocket scientest to want to do things to their bodies that feel good, thats pretty basic, and human sexuality is driven by our more basic mamalian brain, not our higher brain, and is driven more by instinct then inteligent thought processes, come on you wanna bang the cute and/or slutty girl, not the smart or hard to get girl.
Forcing anything to have sex is wrong, clearly…but if your dog, or cat, or lizard or whatever lets you, or invites you to fondel him/her how is that any differnt? Any animals is cabable of “saying no” and you have to accept that immediatly…but if they say “yes” then why forbid it or judge it any differntly. plenty of stupid people want and seak out sex,
as long as the animal doens’t feel violated after or during *and you can tell* i don’t think it’s wrong and no one here the redneck’s, the bibal bashers, or (and especially) the dolphin lovers should be juding it.
it makes you look hypocritcle. I will say though that the percentage of conseting animals or those that initiate sex is a signifigantly smaller number amongst all other species then dolphins,
Man and Dolphin have deep rooted connections and are on a more leval plain of inteligence and throut process then other species.
dolphisn love to play, they love to have sex, they have sex for fun, and to form closer bonds with each other….lets face it, a dolphin isn’t going to go to a jewlery store and buy you an engagment ring or a nice watch, or get you a valentines day card or flowers, so to show they care and truely love you (and believe me, many dolphins do have such feelings for their human friends whether you trash talkers want to accept that or not. Dolphins CAN and DO feel and wish to express that emotion), they do so the only way they can, and the best way they can, by offering the one thing they posess, themselves, they hearts, their bodies, their souls. Damn the person that takes advantage of any creature, human or not, especially one as loving, and trusting, as a dolphin, hearts that can feel love, can also be broken , and that isn’t fair to any dolphin, they are too majestic.
I have done it people!!!, and may i say, it was everything i had imagined and more!, and get this…I did it while two other females were watching! (1 dolphin, and the other, a japanese girl i was introduced to, and have been seeing since i arrived here)…Long strory, but what i can say is that despite what morons like IMPpotent_RAVEN and his kind think, there are more dolphin “lovers” out there than they, and even myself had imagined.
N E way I did it with the larger of the two dolphins (Elly), which was surprising as it was the smaller one (Mia) who, from day1, seemed to have developed the most trust / attraction towards me.
Am I allowed to go into the details of it here? If anyone wants to know, just ask and I’ll gladly tell. I just want to make sure you guys want to hear about it that’s all; If not, then this will be the last time you will hear from me and all i can say is: I am so gratefull and feel so enlightened to have been able to have been part of this… this… magical and unique experience. Man i’m just glad that neandrethals like Mr. Raven ARE opposed to the idea, as their inferior intellect and closed minds would not be able to handle or proccess the myriad of physical, mental, and emotional stimuli offered by dolphins.
Tsk…Tsk..So much anger, so much resentment; I sense a troubled childhood….a STIFF encounter with uncle Bob or PRIVATE lessons with the head master perhaps? Why else the frequent references to rape? – I’m kidding. But seriously DREASON, man the reason why you and the others are referred to as ‘hillbillies’ is because of the way you are presenting yourself and your opinions. Most of the entries here are just peoples thoughts on the subject, but then “hatemongers” like yourself and a couple of others come in and all you can come up with are insults and deragotory language directed at an individual and not the subject at hand; add to that the fact that none of you people can even spell, I mean, can you blame us for thinking that you’re a bunch of morons? There is not one sentence in this whole site that says you MUST go and get with a dolphin, no one is FORCING you man! So stop attacking and slandering those that have a different way of seeing things than you. If not then you might as well join the KKK, or Saddam’s regeime for that matter.
Personally speaking, I am quite aware that having sex with a dolphin is not “normal” in the eyes of our society, but then again what defines ‘normal’. Man, I am not one of society’s drones and I do not live my life according to other people’s bull **** rules and etiquettes. I mean, if your God, or society had not intended for me to be intimate with another species, then why have I been given a choice to think and desire such things? Don’t get me wrong, of course I would’nt dump my girlfriend for a dolphin! (who would cook for me?) But I see nothing wrong with rooting one if it allowed me. Look, all I can say is that you only live once, so I try everything and anything that piques my curiosity, and now I have experienced something that most people won’t, and it’s a shame as there’s nothing that can even come close to how intriguingly different, and insanely intense it felt. So in closing, DREASON MISTLETOE and Co. you guys need to loosen up man, smoke some dope or something….anything!
hehe cheating on your girlfriend, tisk tisk, not cool 🙂
oh well.
Oy how can you say dolphins are not inteligent? that just shows ignorance. Ask any scientist especially on the marine side and the’ll all tell you how smart dolphins are.
the fact that they DO NOT have political bull **** , or interwaterway wars shows their SUPERIORITY to us not their inferiority. you mentioned dolphin inventors, dolphin baseball teams *who gives a **** about baseball?*
they are not built for such things. dolphins play games, for fun, but that is not a sign of inteligence, most animals play in some form or other.
dolphins don’t need to invent anything they are content as they are, they dont need dolphin tv, and dolphin radio and dolphin frosted flakes.
what shows their inteligence is problem solving skills, group hunting behavior, ability to be trained by humans so easily, sometimes they create their own tricks, you can tell how they feel, their very expresionate, all signs of deeper inteligence.
they have done a lot of tests to measure IQ and they rate very highly.
man is n;t all that smart….we have a great potential, but the majority of us never reach it.
I’ve searched up all the i.p’s of those that acknowledged having had relations with dolphins or other animals and are presenting them to the authorities.
I hope you enjoyed it.
1) ip’s are mostly dynamic, not static so not directly linked to anyone here
2) even if their not the information behidn them is confidential and isp’s do not have to turn over their owners information
3) the ip’s ar ento loged in the page and i doubt the owner gave them to you
4) it’s heresay in admisible in court and ther eis no evidence or proof outside thsi chat
5) you can’t turn in ip’s to the local authorities they have no jusristicion of peopel in other countries/states and this is not a federal matter
6) at best it’s a felony, probably only a mistameaner though they are a protected species so might be a higher crime, not sure,
you couldn;t turn thsi in to eahc local authority, doubt you care that much, and unless you have an ip sniffing tool you couldn;t fidn out which autherity to direct it to even fi you did thats largly inacrate, and even if you did find out where we live, you have no way of contacting those autherities directly, and i doubt you’d spend the long distance
so why dont you make like a **** and **** off.
As for the guy who claimed to be “searching up our IPs and sending them to the authorities”…….dude, we both know you’re too stupid to know how.
As for the guy who says he runs the site, more power to you. Most of us have dynamic IPs or any number of other anonymity tools. Why would you laugh at us? That’s just being cruel.
Lastly, the main reason that dolphins have not invented any form of technology is that they do not have thumbs or any kind of grasping digits. Really, any idiot would have known better than to ask such a question.
to agby:
I HAVE SEEN TEH LITE!!!111!`1 I now tke it uopn mselyt to maek dat all intelogentalebe poeples have s3x wid teh aminals soemteme fo dey die In all seriousness, there are some serious psychological overtones of beastiliaty and zoophilia. It’s more than deviation from the “norm (read: political and social BS established by white males to resume power)”. I know all about it, and how most everything we subscribe to is a instution for holding power. But the fact remains that we have bought into it and can’t get a way from it, and it’s really pointless to use that in a claim. Your right though. I can’t blame you for thinking that I’m a moron same as you can’t blame me for thinking that all forms of sex with animals is sick, disgusting and should e frowned upon with considerable disgust. I’m quite aware of the intelligence of dolphins. They are argueable the smartest non human on the planet(though from my research I would pick several other large primates but that for a completely different threaed). However you won’t be able to find a sane, acredited scientist on the earth who would be willing to put them on the same level as humans. Given the fact that they make tools and teach others to do so, I would put crows above dolphins.Dunno how much scientific research has be done on the subject but it’s got my curiosity now. I have no hate. I have no resentment. I just like getting a rise out of people(especially those who are already a bit slow on the uptake). Also I haven’t had any alter boy experiences. I reserve the right as a human being to classify certain actions outside that of my defined norm. And where did i spell something wrong? Damnit I’m spending all this money on college and it appears I still need hukd on phoniks.
to Antimon:
Did you bother reading my comments or were you too busy beating off to flipper reruns? I said specifically that dolphins are intelligent. But again as I said before if you had bothered to read my post is that they are not on the same level as humans. Point blank you can’t deny that. Wanna know why? Okay I’ll tell you. Curiosity. The level of curiosity installed in man by his creator is unprecedented to the rest of the animals on earth(let’s not hijack this into a religion discussion either). No other species questions it’s existance. No other species attempts to change it’s environment for good or bad, No other written languages, no real spoken ones, though some dolphins especially have forms of audible communication. Humans are clearly more intelligent than every other species. In that same breath i must say that human stupidity obscures the whole damn thing for many, many people, with the help of alcohol drugs and other essential stuffs.
i read your reply in it’s enterity dreason.
again on the invention point, what do they need? They are very effecient swimers, effecient hunters, and they entertain themselves….most of mans inventions are to make up for the limitations of our bodies, when it comes to physical traits, man got the short end of the stick, there really isn’t any remarkable chracateristic about us physically. we need machines or equipment to do things some animals do easily.
ivention is seeded by need, and dolphins have little to no needs.
they do have laungage, they comunicate with each other frequently, both audibly and visibly.
their enviornment is differnt then ours so their inteligence is hard to gauge up against man.
we were taught complex math and science, and religeon…..without that training, we would not know such things….
does that make human children non inteligent? they have the same potential for inteligence as an adult, they just do not use it til they are taught. same respect for dolphins, their inteligence should not be measured by their actions so much as their potential. you can not do an acurate A/B comparison becasue our enviornments are so differnt.
and as i’ve said previosly it doens’t take a rocket scientist to want sex, have sex, ask for sex etc.
even if dolphins are no where near as inteligent as humans, so what, humans do not use their inteligence for mating or sexplay.
an 8 year old can add 2+2 just as easily as a rocket scientist, but you don ‘t need a rocket scientist to add 2+2, just like you do not need a harvard graduating dolphin to decide it wants to be porked by you.
the moral delema is there always…just llike if a 14 yeqar old girl comes up to you nakid and ask’s you to make love to her and you’re an adult, you have a responsability to say no, maybe the same thing aplies here, even if the dolphins offer themselves up, man should take the higher road and say no, perhaps while not rape, we’re taking advantage of them in some way….thats a personal desicion and everyone needs to answer that question if and when they are presented with that situation.
for the record i have never slept with a dolphin more then likly never will, but i also don’t really care what others do, if the dolphin is mistreated it’ll kick whomever the attackers ass is deservingly so, but if they don’t mind, i’m certianly not going to get in these peoples way, more power to them,. and the dolphins
one last thought, how do we know dolphins o do not question their existence? thats a pompus thing to say or asume. We have no idea what goes through the minds of animals, the only reason we know what goes through mans minds is because we discuss it with them. there is too much of a speech barrier between man and any animal to knwo what it’sa THINKING, if anything, all we have is best guests and estimation which could be and likly is enterly wrong. Until you can mind meld with or read the mind of a dolphin, ape, dog, whatever, or we develope some kind of translator *yeah right* what they think is largly left a mystery.
p.s. i do not question my existence…..does that diminish my intelect?
Antimon,
We do not know what “goes through mans [sic] minds.” You can assume that another person is thinking but you cannot know that.
See:
http://www.davidgagne.net/archives/005407.shtml
and
http://www.davidgagne.net/archives/005326.shtml
I am certainly not the authority on this topic. You really need to read some Descartes. A good college-level philosophy course would probably be beneficial to most of the people posting comments here as well.
I think that all of u need to take a step back, and look at what you are all saying. EVerywhere I read critisism. Lifes not about doing what is right and wrong. its about doing wut u like. Its way too short to waste on trying to conform to everyones image, because there are many people with so many
different views, and all these comments proves it. If there is one thing I have learned in life, its that those who critisize are actually looking for a way to deal, be it constructive or destructive critisism. Tryong to live life by rules is impossible. There will always be an exception to any constant. Hope i ve cleared some, hope u learn 🙂
I really dont have sex with sheep. I had u goin though huh?
I like philosophy discusions, but your statement and those threads further prove my point, and i was going to elaborate but didn’t feel it nessicary.
so if we do not even know with any certainty with members of our own species are thinking, when we share common laungage and throught patterns/enviornments, how are we to ever asume what another creatures mental thoughts are or how deep they run, and therefor how can we base their inteligence on that data. it’s like lining up a bunch of straws from tallest to shortest without the use of your eyes or hands.
Man has a superiority complex, wants to belive it’s thsi great creation, God spent so much time on us, we’re far supperior to all other creatures present and past that lives on thsi earth.
a very arogent conclusion. I bet intheir own little world, every creature believes that of therir specie
truth is we all have strengths and weaknesses, we’re not as differnt from common animals as msot peopel want to belive..
Actually we’re not. It was the random alteration (through mutation) of a single “hox” gene that triggered the development of a skull case 300% larger than normal in primates. That single freak mutation is responsible for our intelligence. Well, that and the fact that high foreheads were apparently very attractive to our simian ancestors or the first one born like that would have been killed.
Anyways the point is that this obviously happened to Dolphins as well at some point in their development. This potential exists in every mammal, but only two stumbled upon it accidentally on their evolutionary journey. In that way we are more like the dolphins that many would be willing to admit.
Finally, why the hell do you bigoted white-bread yokels care that some folks like to bone dolphins? Can’t you live and let live, or do you have to hunt down every group of people that offends you and hatefully mock them? Go live your own life and stop trying to make other people conform to your standards, because some of us don’t want to be a narrowminded chode like you.
I just want to say a few things: Kudos to dvg, this is one of the most hillarious things I have read in a long time. I also want to extend my pity onto Lihue for his narrow-minded evolutionist thinking. I feel that it was rude of him to state that the lack of a god was long-term common knowledge. I have read and concur with much information that PROVES evolutionism to be false, as well as have seen hard scientific evidence that supports the existence of a superior being. I do not intend to start an argument… I merely wish to point out that to make such assumptions can sometimes be highly offensive. Also, I support pairings with dolphins, in case you are wondering. 😉
whether it was a freak mutation of evolution or a purposful act by a superior being, it’s kind of irrelivent to the base point that was made, that due to larger brain size, we share common inteligence, and any animal that has that accident/gift could become a sinteligent over time, though i’m not sure how well that pans out, brain size is not often a clear indigation of inteligence, look at elephatns, for instance….not stupid by a long shot, but not generally viewed as an overly inteligent specie, certianly not on par with humans and dolphins *maybe they are and we don’t know it* same thing for say a rhino, while some small braind creatures are viewd as quite inteligent, such so a cat or somthing.
you have to look at how much of the brain is used and how developed, not just brain cavity size
I would like to clarify that by proving evolutionism to be false, I am saying that in reference to using evolution as an explanation of the origin of life. I am not stating that that a species cannot change over time.
Just to clarify… When I say that I have read information disproving evolutionism, I am refferring to using evolution as an explanation of the origin of life. I am NOT saying that in reference to the ability of a species to change over time.
All jokes aside. Has any of you ever stuck your **** inside a dolphin?
“hillarious”? “evolutionism”?
And they somehow think they’re smarter than I am. This is just so precious, someone get a camera!
By the way, grephedx, I was “refferring” to you. hehehehe
And yes, grephedx, I was “refferring” to you. 🙂
Did I mention I was “refferring” to you? Because you know, maybe I didn’t, or maybe I’m trying to call attention to your inability to spell much of anything.
…And no, I won’t let this slide. How could you decry my intelligence while making so many errors yourself? This is to be expected from your kind, I suppose.
Wowee…Such maturity on this site. I’ve read the majority of the comments and I have to say that I think “dolphin sex” is an interesting thing. I live so unbelievably close to the beach, yet, with Dreason and all the other lamers out there, it makes me fear and doubt any relation with the mammal. Basically I like Lihue’s straightforward speaking of his/her mind, AGBY is quite lucky and Antimon also isn’t afraid to express their opinions. Basically DavidGagne, go to hell. This is your site? Well, we have the voice. 😀 I think this Forum is great and there’s some nice people who speak openly on the subject, and some losers like Dreason, who’s opinion doesn’t matter here. Good day. 😀
Man…f*** me dead! this site is really starting to go off!!! and to think I was just about to clear it from my “favourites list” hahaha.
I’m not going to get into the philisophical/evoloutiony… thingy right now, -too intense for me and plus I’m quite stoned, but LIHUE-you tell ’em bro!
N Eway… BLAH..dude, what’s with telling Mr. G to go to hell? What’s up with that? This is his frikin site. We appreciate your thoughts man, but why say that about the guy who is hosting this wicked-assed, bitchingly hardcore, and at times phenomenomly funny site. (ok that was a bit much-must be the dope). But seriously, Davo-this site rocks man! I’m glad we could provide you with some entertainment. That country yokel impersanation by Billy.B was quite amusing…unless…was he serious? And Billy, the anwer is: YES! Not that long ago either.
To: DREASON USELESS***K:
It’s like what I was trying to say, everyone has different views and should be entitled to them without being persecuted by others…Yep, So let’s just AGREE to DISAGREE!
Nice touch with the ‘deliberate’ misspellings though:)… So even “Hatemongers” have a sense of humour eh?…..hahaha (where DID I get that term from anyway?)
Message back to DVG:
Look, man, you said in your posts you just set up a link to a site you thought was funny, yet as you read the majority of this posts, I think it’s clear that most people take this subject quite seriously,unless I’m misled and everyone thinks this is a joke. And, what’s the point with this IP thing? Laughing at everyone’s post? I’ll admit to you, this is the only page of the site I’ve seen so far, but I thought it be necessary to get mad at you for taking this whole conversation as a big laugh.
Hey “BLAH” – jeeez, lighten up man! I myself take the subject seriously….welll, maybe that’s too strong a word ( I try never to take anything too serious – life’s too short for that ); Even I found this post hilarious at first. But it’s not the topic in question I find amusing, what cracks me up is just HOW SERIOUSLY some people are taking it (especially those on the opposing side). But c’mon, no matter which side you take on the subject, you gotta admit that some of the comments are quite funny; in many ways.
So just chill man, relax! Anywayz you’re the lucky one, living so close to the water as you mentioned earlier. As for me, It’s going to be quite some time yet before I get the chance to see Elly & Mia (the dolphins) again, and there’s the chance that I may never even get to experience that encounter again…..sigh…..Oh well, ‘ least I’ve still got my G’friend and I’m still in touch with the Jap. chick, so ’tis all good! As I said, appart from mothers, nothing in life should be taken too seriously!
wut the f**k is wrong with u ppl f*****g dolphins! are u so pathetic that no humans want u!?!
DOLPHINS ROCK!!!
Discovery cove is just so totally kick ass too hehe very very nice
Yo dat der dolphin sex is odd da heezy fo cheezy lemon squeezy. When eva i go to da beach i get all da dolphin bitches and hos. Wait what do u call a dolphin bitch or ho. Oh well. I like to grab da fins and have wild passionate sex wit da dolphin. I like foursomes da best. When you get 4 dolphins to have sex wit u know ur a pimp. Im a dolphin pimp. Fo sho mo fo. My daddy was a dolphin pimp and so am i. When u see me doin a dolphin do da dolphin call. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr … rrrrrr. Yo if u havent had wild butt sex wit a dolphin u should try dat **** . Skrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr frrrrrr surrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I like to talk dirty to da dolphin and then ask it to put its nose up my butt. Dat feels good. Ohhhhh yeah!!!!!!!!!! Dolphins should be nicknamed cambells cause when were doin it they are mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm good!!!!!!! Fo sho mo fo. Dont be hatin dolphin f****rs, dolphins give good head. Ok im done. Dolphin sex fo sho!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prrrrrrr … rrrrr
Oh yeah i also like to get off to dolphin pics. They should make a playboy magizine wit just dolphins.
You guys should go to http://www.geocities.com/thestuntaz/
Dats me and my posse of dolphin f****rs. Fo sho mo fo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
For the love of Jesus (though by stating this I in NO way endorse Jesus or Christainity or any religion as a represenative as myself or member of the party that I, myself and only myself, represent).
All of your view and ideas are totally your which shows your use of the freedom of speech. Congratulations, continue to serve your country. To the point (This is only a simple observation of reading all of the pre-posted messages preceeding this one.) All of the Anti-Dolphin Sexual relations/ “Getting it on” seem to have a crude and undeveloped system of language that seems to be a makeshift system for opposing the other’s ideas, there is no in-depth thought are reason behind them they are simply opinoins based on the lack of evidence, whereas all of the Pro-Dolphin sexual relations / “Getting it on” all have a basis of sophisticated language and well thought out thought processes along with substantiary scientific evidence too provide enough support for their personal views and their statments.
Based on the previous paragraph I in no physical mental or theoretical way support either side of the conversation. I am unable to be held liable for anything that would offend others. I reserve my right of the freedom of speech, press, and peacful conjurgation of social events. I am also not liable for the opinions of other’s that I represent, who also reserve the same rights that I do.
No, I am not a lawyer.
Oh um… I forgot to mention that I respect the right of the owner(s) of this website to allow or ban anyone they see fit. Ban as in not allow or something along those lines. And if you ask I hold no opinoin over the Dolphin issue.
But to be more revealing towards the General public I would say that DVG, who owns the website, though he/she (Psuedo-Names are common and I will not make the same mistake of telling someone named Cindy that Cindy was really a ‘She’ and not a ‘He’, I am not questioning your sexual preferrence by the way DVG) may be part of a party who owns and runs this website, that you obviously like this conversatioin judged by the fact that this has been going on for so long so all I can say is:
Congratulations on finding an interesting topic such as this and telling the people, though you really did not intend for this to happen. And I must add that obviously you like this coversation. Most likely, you should join in occasionally, unless you hold the title of observer.
And I reassure you, I am not a Lawyer.
1) I promise I never once even considered that you might be a lawyer.
2) I am a male. There are pictures of me – including my drivers license and passport – scattered throughout this domain.
3) It is not obvious that I like this conversation. Why would you say that? I think it’s mildly amusing that people get so animated about it, but I honestly have spent less than about 30 seconds thinking about sex with dolphins in my life.
4) For the record I am against having sex with dolphins. I doubt that it’s possible; but even it if was I would still be opposed. I’m really more of a people person. (Sex with people is pretty terrific.)
5) It’s just me and the bunch of readers who post their comments. There is no “party” or “group” running davidgagne.net behind the scenes.
6) I had to create another item just because I am tremendously against odd numbers.
Thank you for clearing it up I will remember that in later posts.
And the Lawyer thing is to make sure no one belives that I am one. Sorry, if it seemed directed towards you. I do respect your non-offencive opinions toward the Dolphin issue. I shall be more informed and informative in the future.
Here’s to make it even.
Oh sex with dolphins is enterly possible, infact it’s been documented in the news of a male bottelnose trying to rape people….plus if it has a **** , soem guy somewhere at some time, tried to and probably sucessfully got his **** into it, possibly right before death or serious mauling occored
men are liek that, simphalyse came from sheep…..
The irnoy here is that it’s the male dolphins (and in many ases the females) who are bandhering the humans for sex, not the other way around.
Damn horny cetaceans. 😛
To Lihue:
Haaah Haaah, you said ‘in many ASES’, Haah Haah!
(my impersenation of Nelson from the Simpsons) 🙂
just joshin’ wit ya brother! hehehe. (No other posts so far, worthy of any return comment)
Really mature, man…it was a typo, and you know it. 😛
hm….
I don’t understand the negative vibes lately. Yeah, sex with anything but other humans is really new to people and seems wierd, but think about it.
Dolphins are smart. They’re also smooth, and a dolphin vagina isn’t some wierd alien thing, it seriously looks alot like a human one except that from descriptions I’ve heard, it feels alot better (internal muscles do wonders)
So let’s say you’re trapped on a desert island for a few months and there’s dolphins that swim nearby. Assuming one of the females got horny and “asked” you for a quickie, would you really say no? It’s not like f****ng a sheep or something, it’s every bit as smart as you are, it just happens to have flippers. Evolution is funny like that.
not that I would but whats wrong with f****ng a sheep? it couls run away if it wants, long as ya dont restrain em, don’t knock it to you try it hehe
nah seriously though, if we’re basing sex on inteligence then yeah dolphins are in, sheep are out, but men f*** a lot of stupid ass bimbo’s too…..
Stingrays are affectinate little buggers too, i think you’re right just everything in the sea is a pile of hormones 🙂
hehe thats a pretty funny typo, though ti woudla been funnier if he said in many ases, the males hehe
Stingray?? Dude…how would that even work….Now even I’m freaked out, lol.
What I’m saying is that if there were another species of human that looked very different (like they were green or something) it wouldn’t be viewed as wrong to have sex with ’em. Same deal with dolphins, they’re essentially swimming people: They branched off from canines at the same point in their evolution that we did (more or less)
In that way, I fugre they’re open season. If I were trapped on a desert island and surrounded by female dolphins begging for sex, I’d sure as hell take advantage of the opportunity.
Wow, y’all must have way too much time on your hands……..by the way, it is a widely known fact that in reality, Dolphins in captivity are known to become dangerously aggresive when aroused and there are numerous documented factual cases of both men and women being killed by amorous Dolphins. It is a point of discussion with those who feel all human/Dolphin encounter programs should be stopped due to the inappropriate frustration that dolphins experience living in captivity, as it certainly is with men in prison. All life forms adapt to their circumstance with the universal connector – the need to get off. It is instinctive and innate. Bi the way, any of you dudes that spent sometime “inside”, I’ve got a whole Oz type setup at my place…..love to see you there, call me your punk Daddy! Heck, we can slosh around in the tub and you can pretend I’m a Dolphin 😉
why would the dolphins in captivty be sexually frustrated? I’m not sure abotu other organizations but I know the dolphins at the anheizer parks get tons of sex…..hell when one of the females gets pregnant, they dont even know which dolphin is the daddy until blood tests months after the baby is born, they don’t interfere with their breeding, they wanna get it on, they do, they don’t, they don’t…..they get all the sex they want.
as to stingrays ya cant have sex with them heh ebut i eman their affectionate as far as wantign to be stroked, caressed, rubbed stuff flike that
actually i heard having sex with a dolphin feels 20 times better than with a human female (no joke, thats what i heard). The dolphin has muscles inside her p***y which rubs ur c**k with out having to hump her or anything. Sounds kinda cool, but im not planning on doing it anytime soon… lol
Well you heard right, Brad my boy; Trust me, they can make you cu… well climax, in about 3 minutes without you even doing any ‘thrusting’.
To NEone that knows:
I’ve just recieved an E-mail from someone wanting to find out more about me and my ‘encounter’. Anyway, I’m not too much of a computer-nut, my knowledge of computers only stretch from playing games, reading my mail, and looking at porn; so I just wanted to know how this dude knew my E-mail address, (not that I’m freaked-out or anything), I just thought that only the ‘host’/’webmaster’ or whatever, (eg.DVG) could see this info. Just curious.
Oh, one more thing. I think FURREDDOG might be on to something with that dolphin-captive-frustration thingy. See my cousin actually told me that she knows of a captive-dolphins trainer that was once dragged into the middle of the ‘pool’ and basically kept there by force, by a group of dolphins (males and females), while the males tried to gang-rape her, though in vain as she had on a wetsuit!What’s more is that this also happened to a MALE trainer. I too believe that, just like in humans, being held in confinement/captivity has adverse ‘effects’ on intelligent lifeforms.
I do not think captivity is a factor, if you scroll up and see the link i posted it was about a male bottlenose dolphin, not cap[tive, in the wild, exhibiting the same behavior. sometimes your just horney and wanna screw…..though why they would target the trainer as oposed to the female/male dolphins in th e pen is another story. they wer eprobably trying to bond with her introducing her to the pod….until we learn to speak dolphin we’ll never know.agby, place yoru curser over your *or anyones* name….tada, iinstant email
don’t panic, it was me anyway
Hey Dreason Mizzlefuk thats not actually true, about the smartest dolphin being only as smart as the dumbest person alive, there are people who have IQ’s less than that of a chimp (which is 30). A customer of my store once told my brother that and hes a psychiatrist.
hey dvg, yeah man, i get a kick outta this site too, when i need a laugh i come here and read the new **** and man is it ever good.
Thankz ANTIMON, I don’t know why I didn’t
notice that B4 (about the address thing). I bet everyone now thinks I’m an idiot! 😉 Oh well…at least I know now 🙂
wow, i always knew that the human race was screwed then i came to this site. thnx guyz for ruining my entire faith in humanity.
you know what else is great, a vacuum, now that is the **** . she is always ready, never complains. and you get to pick the level,
hell yeh!
Yes, but a vacumm wont come invite you to have sex with it whereas a dolphin will hehe
no prob agby, you never did give the scoop on the details though
i figured it was a fake email, (as mine here is, i dont trust the rednecks not to spam or hacks us gental souls whom are in touch with our inner dolphin).
I am commenting on the lines of some of Antimon’s posts. I really don’t believe in “IQ”, and dont think its jealousy, I took tests and each proved mine is over 150, genius level might i add. How the hell can you measure the IQ of something you have no way of communicating with? Sure you can tell what they want, but Lihue, you are being VERY hypocritical saying that lizard sex and such is bad just because it cannot “consent” and is not inteeligent enough and whatnot. I think thats just a load of BS. As for rreligion, evolution, etc., i dont get carried away with that. I think there might be a god (most llikely) solely because i was raised with the belief and it provides some convinient answers. Evolution has been recently disproved and replaced with the once rejected Darwin theory, which in turn has been thrown out in light of a recent discovvery of what is known as Eve, the origin of everyone. Hey, we’re related! Just kidding. Anyway, i think monkeys are seen as smart solely because they have a somewhat resemblance to humans (if you shave a chimp and tell me its a human baby, i would prolly puke and call it the ugliest monster to be conveived by a human). The only reason humans aren’t separated into “species’ is to avoid further racial conflict. Im sure many will agree. Lihue, i want to like you, but you sometimes act so very hypocritical. Antimon, you go. Agby, you are cool wit me. dvg has every right to laugh at this “conversation”, and notice he didnt laugh at you like SOME people interpreted it as *cough*Lihue*cough*.
Well, Derazu_Leviaton, I pray you forgive my ignorance, what with your “genius level IQ” and all (Who on the internet doesn’t claim to be a genius?) but I got only halfway through your poorly worded, incoherent post before my head exploded into a shower of confetti.
I suggest that instead of debating animal intelligence, we turn our attention towards Derazu_Leviaton. Could *he* possibly be intelligent?
I’m not a genious, I just play one on the net 🙂
IQ is highky subjective in humans let alone any other specie in comparison to us, it’s like apples and oranges.
Racoons are incredibly “clever” would I call them “smart”? not particularly, but what do I know, i’ve never been a racoon, least that I remember.
Evolution was disproved? It’ll be reproved by somone eventually and then disproved again etc, it’s all best guess, thats all science AND religion are, is best guess….
The differnce is, and why I choose to respect science, whereas I do not respect religeion, is science is based on somthing…experiements, trial, error, testing a theroy until it holds true or breaks, and science, evolves as we learn new things, discover things, refine our methods, while religion is based entirely on multiple badly translated word of mouth heresay and is not really changed to account for or intergrate new ideas, the official view of a religion is pretty much unchanging, which is why people have faith, cus it’s unchanged, ofcorse individual sections of the religeon update and modify what they need to thats why practically no 2 people of the same religeon completly agree on how to be a good whatever or what the holy book means directly.
Science while you can’t put faith in it as it is always changing, atleast provides the most acurate as of that moment picture of whatever it is shaping, describing or explaining. Often wrong, but science admits to being wrong, while religeon seldom if ever does, and that just pisses me off.
I still dont think inteligence figures much into the equation though as far as interspecie sex….I think it’s a scapegoat to justify the morality of the act, to convince others,possibly as well as the human partner, that it’s ok. I’ve seen videos of pigs horses and dogs having sex with humans, *and other animals outside their specie* on the net and somehow i dont think “hmm that looks like an inteligent creature” crossed their minds, it was more “dude i’m horney i smell somthing BOING! sex time, woohoo.”
What seperartes dolphins though and what stregthens our bond with them is they do not just have sex for release, or procreation….they do it to stengthen relationships, and for fun/pleasure.
Dolphins are pretty inteligent thats been proven with tests, just how inteligent is pretty much impossible to determien in human understandable terms. But their actual inteligence isn’t even really the issue, it’s PERCEIVED inteligence. Dolphins seem very human natured to us and ofcourse anything human natured has to be human inteligent and human reasoning.
Lots fo things cotribute to thsihuman natured view fo dolphins….
1) we’re jeolose as hell and want to play in the ocean all day
2) they “smile” (a byproduct of their jaw sctructure more then anything i think(
3) they seak out human interaction, and anything that likes us we’re so into and like right back.
4) They are very gental and seem tame, even wild dolphins really aren’t agressive twords or try to harm humasn even though they easily could kill us
5) tv shows like flipper
I mean the list goes on,, but you get the general idea.
P.S> DO i have to seperate you 2 (Lihue and Derazu_Leviaton)
I didn’t really see anything overly detracting from DL’s post, I mean he’s no shakespeare, but this isn’t exactly english sat’s either though the way he talked aabout you, it’s understandable to be bitter,/on the defensive.
you 2 need a time out with a dolphin, go play 🙂
To lihue. Ahem, did i not specify that i do not care what my IQ is? The whole point in my “incoherent” post was that IQ is just a creation of humans to make the scientists feel better about their lack of any knowledge other than from the books. And, it was very late at night. I dont remember posting half of that, so excuse me for wording poorly (as if you are any better).
I just read animon’s post, and i again agree fully. There is no overpowering evidence of Eve, Evolution, God, or any religion or whatever. It is very late again, as i can only go on late, i never get a chance earlier. By the way, i see nothing wrong with cross-specie sex (unless its rape).
Hey guys,
Dolphins are wonderful creatures. I’ve had my share of Dolphin mating’. I work with two male dolphins. no females so they gotta do something. Their very sensual animals and very intelligent.
Lets see your ass try to understand a hand signal and jump 10 feet up to touch a ball.without any help accept from you feet. My boys’ are very sexual creatures. They came to me one day, not the other way around. Hey I have no guy who can satisfy me. Accept my “boys” For your information Dolphins have a 12 inch **** which can wrapped around things.. prehensile – look it up. I swim with them all of the time. They initiate everything, I just go with the current..lol. It’s never happened during a show. so they know when it’s “Playtime” and when it’s serious time. I’m their trainer so i’m constantly there almost 24 hours a day. You can figure out that these two know what their doing. I learned this, when my ‘boys’ decided one day to show off their **** es while I was cleaning the tank. The basic 8pm run. I was cleaning off alge from the right wall. when one of them decides to rub up against me. Of course being a female this arouses me a bit. Then Tabby (not his real name) came up to me and also rubs up but moves his **** to a very sensitive place.. I swim off thinking well i better get out of the water before something happens. I never made it out of the water, since a male dolphins’ **** is long, it can be squishy and they know their limit. it was a bit uncomfortable for a moment and etc..
.It’s better than any guy I have had. I usualy go have my “time with my boys” once every week.. keep them unstressed and visa versa.. U know that the trash talking guys are very wrong about what they say- they eat their words because inside they would love to have sex with a dolphin. I’m surprised that the thought of feeling something softer than a woman’s vagina and make you have an orgasm. wont get you up there.. You should think before you speak.. there fore u know your eating your words trying to be a tough guy. Be smart and say what you really feel but if its something stupid dont say anything at all.. respect..!
*Phin
Way to post multiple times! *thumbs up*
it’s not the posters fault hehe, a lot of times the site will generate an error, so new posters feel it never got submitted, i had the same trouble initially til i learned, even sometimes when i check and refresh the post isn’t there but if i repost then i get 2….
Hmmm, i’m surprized the male dolphins adjust to a huuman so quick, a females vagina being so inferior to a dolphins (from everything i’ve read) They’ll actually have to work for their orgasum for once. Plus i’m surprzied the force of their ejaculation doesn’t cause some serious issues, if i’m reading your post right you’re saying you’re having full on sex with them..
actually its more of a quickie they dont cum in me -they get pulled out before they do come. True that a male dolphin has a sheer force when they come, but They do go in me. It’s ‘safe sex” lol.. It’s not like i could get PG from a dolphin anyways.. As for other things. It’s been a while we lost one of the dolphins last week so . it was harder on me than anyone else. I liked that one too.. But i still have the other one and their are plans that 2 males may be joining me really soon. But i’ll stick with this one now
Im out
Lol, i wasnt making fun of it, i was just making a joke. Boy that sure seems fun. Hehe.
I’m the one who made this site and I need to get smacked in the face with a broken bottle.
The above comment was posted from IP address 24.26.179.173
Why in the world would I want to get smacked in the face with a broken bottle? At least he signed his name correctly …
mmm…I come on this site for see..and I found a really interesting discusion …..puts me in a deep reflexion.
I wonder if those people who think having sex with dolphins is disgusting, have had a chance to look at the other links from the http://www.dolphinsex.org site. You would probably be apopleptic with rage and disgust and internal torment!! I am not personally a fan of the activities mentioned on the site, but it serves to remind people that there are forms of sexual pleasure outside of heterosexual intercourse. Human beings are incredibly diverse and the range of desires we experience as a species is also incredibly diverse.
I could list them all for you here, but I fear it would take up too much space, and I would rather be watching someone auto-fellate whilst being hung from the ceiling Japanese bondage style by a male-to-female transsexual and listening to the sounds of alien porn.
I constantly wonder why people who enjoy non-heterosexual sex are considered to be ‘gay’ and/or ‘sick’. Actually I’m more interested in why people who hold narrow-minded views like this can’t spell or even produce a rational argument. I shall write a strongly worded note to the Minister for Education …
Question: which is worse, bringing a dolphin to orgasm or drowning dolphins in tuna nets?
Question: which is worse, having sex with a dolphin (who is willing to do so and could severely injure you if it didn’t want to) or the widely accepted practice of artificially inseminating cows (which involves plunging an entire arm into the vaginas of unwilling bovines)?
LMAO @ dvg. Scribble is right, I found smoe of that stuff disgusting (with dead people? eww…moldy) but people enjoy it.
Anyone know any sites with pics?
I think that animal sex of any kind is a wonderful thing. I have had sex with my dogs and I love it. I would love to have the chance to mate with a male dolphin,just emagine hid 12″ **** as it thrusts inside you with all his power. I have seen a video of it and the woman looked like she was really enjoying herself,the dlophin also had no problem with what he was doing to her. If he didnt enjoy it then I think he would have swam away and left her alone. I think that there are a lot of people that would jump at the opertunity to do something like this,there just afraid of what other people will think of them. Come on people how about being honest with yourself and others? Keep it real everyone!!!!!!!
not really but i thunk there is a link somewhere here
Hmm… It seems to me that all of you dolphin f****rs out there like taking advantage of the less intelligent species on the planet… possibly due to your own inferiority to others? I’m not going to condemn you to hell like Fundie Christians, but I will say that f****ng dolphins is like f****ng a child, because a dolphin’s intelligence is just that: on the level of a child’s. Congrats, dolphin f****rs, you’re all pedophiles!
Hippies deserve death and eternal punishment for f****ng dolphins (I also will f*** your sluty wives after you die, so they can yaste real pleasure instead of the bull s**t you give them)
YOU ARE ALL GAY F**S!!!!
Lol, whatever. I dun think they are as intelligent as a human child, but smarter. Show me a kid with that much coordination and balance and memory and, well everything a dolphin can do that a kid can’t. The only thing we can do that a dolphin cannot is speak the human language. And I am not a hippie, or a pedophile. I am not a christain fuddy-duddyb either. And who said it was a spitiual experience? to me, it sounds more like a sexual one, not spiritual. And for the last two posters, screw you. you probably couldn’t pleasure a cat with your’s, much less anything, so shut the hell up and stop judging these people. Everyone who has condemned anything in this whole topic is what keeps America from it’s ideals (including those who side with the zoophiles).
Another thing I keep seeing just pooping up out of nowhere, is the assumption that they couldn’t pleasure a woman (or man) so they resorted to dolphins. Well, it seems to me like it should be the other way around, dolphins should be harder based on what I’ve heard and read. If you can pleasure a ‘phin, you can definetely pleasure a human.
It’s not even all about the pleasure or sexual sides, it’s about bonding, forming a deep trusting relationship with them, it’s how they interact socially. The fact that they feel close enough to us to invite us into their society and world like that is a blessing, It probably hurts he dolphins MORE to get rejected by a human, then one who accepts their gestures, and joins the Pod so to speak.
My guess is the last couple posts are from the same person, or if there not, might as well be. Nothing intelligent was said their just sensless bashing of things/people they couldn’t hope to understand, those are the same kinds of people a dolphin wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
As for dolphin v human child intelegence, it is a pointless argument, first off there isn’t enough comparable data to make that determination in either sides favor, 2nd, **** ing a super inteligent child prodegy is just as wrong, and illigal as **** ing a retarded child.
So wether dolphins are smart enough for you to feel they can conset to sex as a whole or not…it’s either wrong or it isn’t, inteligence shouldn’t factor into it much.
Hey whats the consenting age of a dolphin? They generlaly do not become sexually active until about 7 or 8…hope ya’ll waiting til their atleast that old.
iiiii’d just like to respond to those who keep saying “you’re all gay fags!”
You must listen to too much rap to be THAT ignorant because the only people who I see who call anyone else homosexual terms are ghetto people.
“thugs” “ghetto” “gangsta” whatever the hell you want to be called. You can’t come up with any insults better than “bitch, gay, fag, yo mama” or “ **** you bitch” it’s always the same and you’re TOO predictable.
Bot only that , but ghetto people seem to lack the knowledge of there being MUCH more in life than “bitches, hoes, weed, cash, and cars”
If they see something they know nothing about , the first thing they do is TRY to insult it in the most immature way with their 1980’s insults.
And to all those who are intelligent enough to experience or have curiosity to “different” things. I’m with you all.
I’m only against ignorance.
Yes I know I made typos there…. don’t mind them.
Also a comment to “Bitch **** er” up there….. notice how this ghetto loser mocks everyone else for loving dolphins….yet he himself said “if the dolphin wants it that bad, she can suck my foot long!!”
He even said “she” as if he’d prefer a female to do it for him…hmmmm….
Yes I do not think intelligence factors into the morality of it, which may not have been clearly stated in my previous post. And yes, I am into different things. http://zoophiles.tripod.com/zoophilia.htm This is a website which may explain to some of you why people are attracted to animals, and what exactly zoophilia, or zoosexuality, as stated here, is. Yes I did my homework! ^ ^
whoa havin sex with a dolphin really sounds interesting.
sounds like it would be interesting
This is great you people are talking about f*****g sea mammals. Awesome, but that’s extra-species rape. Unless of course you’ve chosen a phychic link with a given dolphin, or perhaps chosen one as your totem? You sick bitches. You are the very same sickos responsible for bringing about s**t like AIDS, Monkey Pox and Syphellous.
If Dolphins do indeed have prehensile dolphin-c***s what the f**k use would a she-dolphin want with your pallid little member? Go away and die.
You apparently are too lazy to actually research what you are trying to get across. Sex with animals have spread none of those, as AIDS was spread by tribal Africans eating monkeys uncooked. Monkey Pox was spread from smugglers carrying illegal animals who were infected by the disease from rats, from monkeys, into America. Try to do a little thinking before speaking. As for us going away and dying, I’d rather not.
you guys are SICK!! How could you possibly know when a dolphin wants you..? SICK SICK..
I hold on to my heart because.. in what world are we coming over 10 years..??
Jesus.. leave those (intelligent en beautiful animals) ALONE!!
Just wait.. I’ll get my revange
Oh my God.. I almoast started srying reading those responds.. “sex with a dolphin really sounds interesting..?” You don’t know what you’re talking about.. Just wait and see what’s going to happen, because, thanks to you all, now people are getting ideas.. “well, let’s **** a dolphin!!cool” FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW: there are some people on this planet.. some really disturbed people.. (actually.. you also can find them in this site). but with this stupid site they’re getting ideas to **** a dolphin .. maybe even if a dolphin wants it or not!!! WE’VE GOT TO STOP THIS!!!
Well, I fail to see your arguement. Why is it so bad that people must refrain from having intercourse with a member of another specie? Has it ever killed a dolphin? Do you think it just sprung up in the last year? No, it didn’t. And you cannot stop this. It is like saying that all gays must stop having sex (which is actually being attempted by those damn republicans and X-tains). Sex with animals of different specie has been around for ages, try looking at some posts. It was actually a way of life for early people in places like Africa and such. The only thing we should stop is killing off all the animals for game, smuggling, cutting down rainforest. It sickens me that you would take away the freedom of these people just for the “animals sake” while somewhere right this second, there is a specie just on the verge of extinction. Yes, sex with animals really does size up to mass killing of reptiles for skins, doesn’t it? I bet many a crocodile have been full of gratefulness of being skinned alive rather than having sex with a human, right? Think about this.
It’s quite easy to know when a dolphin wants it, similer ways a human female/male will express interest…and if they didn’t they’d smack us with their tail flukes bruzing us badly and swim the hell off so fast theyd be out of sight before we ven knew what happened. you can’t force yourself on these creatures, they must be getting some satisfaction out of it, emotionally and/or physically or they wouldn’t allow it to happen.
ii think it’s great to **** a dolphin theyre ool and the way they **** is too pleasurabl to resist so im going to **** a dolphin one day !!
it’s guys like that, that make the rest of us look bad……and to correct you thats “i want to TRY to **** a dolphin” they’ll decide whther you get to or not, and if thats your only interest in the specie, i sugest you stay way forom them, for both your sakes.
Heh, you’re right there. Actually you are wrong there, Antimon, do or do not, there is no try! XD Just kiding.
Dolphins are highly intelligent mammals. Who do you think is smarter humans or dolphins? Who invented the atomic bomb? Geeee, I wonder. yeah real intelligent that was, and how many times have we almost come to nuclear war! As a whole I would say the majority of humans are incredibly ignorant. All humans keep doing is take from this beautiful planet. I suppose these ignoramuses think the ideal partner has blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. That we should follow or believe one thing. And certain groups of individuals should be eradicated. Good one, I’m sure Hitler would be proud. As for people who have a physical, mental, and emotional bond with dolphins you obviously have a deep love for dolphins, and so have my respect. The concept of a dolphin partner is something I hope to someday enjoy. “And remember hate, anger, aggression. The dark side are these. once you start down that dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”
That sounds like a pretty good summary of humans. Good to know not everyone except a rare few are hate-mongering hypocrites.
This has turned into the Yoda school of dolpnin mating hehe
It took real genious to design and create the atomic bomb, It’s what humanity uses it for and why it was created that make us “evil” it doesn’t reflect on our intelligence so much.
I don’t dislike humans, and i do not put any animal specie above us, their lucky to live the existences they do in some ways, not so lucky in others, there is always a trade off. it’s really our development that makes us what we are uou give anpther specie the same general physical traits we have and inf;lict similer enviornmental changes an see how differnt they turn out.
I agree with the zoophillies here, and for those whom think we are crazy you can eat **** ! I study beliefs as a hobbie and some beleifs state that one day the human and the dolphin shall mate and unto them the first merperson shall be born. Oh and imp raven, you suck! I mean good god IMP raven? HAHAHHA! thats low real low! the imp is the smallest and dumbest of all demons! anyway, LONG LIVE THE ZOOPHILLIES!
There is a chance that I may implement a their/they’re/there abuse policy on this page.
If your post contains incorrect usage of their, they’re, or there I may delete it.
I can’t decide if this is too Draconian.
I was about to ask if he is still with us (dvg). I hate mistakes using their there and they’re. Also your and you’re. Those are annoying and the perpetratours deserve a good thwap.
All you dolphin sex haters, ur either stupid, ignorant or both. Like, **** ing, you can’t even **** ing spell and you can’t even come up with an intelligent argument. **** ing come on is **** you dolphin **** er you are a sick **** who should burn in hell all u can think of? Christ. And L.O.I.A.D, imp is short for imperium you ignorant moron. Well, to make a long story short: people are idiots and you can all goto hell for all I care.
When I build a spaceship, none of you redneck wannabe-nazis are coming with me. Dolphin fellows and the ‘phins are more than welcome, though.
Dolphins have already aranged transportation off this rock and their final words to man “So Long and thanks for all the fish”
hehe
lol i havent seen such odd a topic the idea is a bit odd but interesting none the less. the idea does sound interesting but i would rather just swim with them than scew them but im not saying thats a bad idea just thati wouldnt do it however others should be free to have sex with a dolphin if they wish its there choice and others should not say such things to others though the cussing and profane language being used to insult or hurt poeple(though its only makeing more arguments) is wrong
people will shove their unwanted beliefs and opinons on others whenever the opportunity presents itself. this is no different. if dolphins have the intelligence to comprehend and understand sex(initiate, deny, etc) with humans, then who am i or anyone else to say no?
Hehe, this is getting funnier. Thx for fish, heh.
Does that dolphin jizz tast good!?
ok HOW HORNY WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE TO SEX up A DOLPHIN! Geese are one thing, they die and are soft but a DOLPHIN!
O_o Ok then.
I think Dolphins are softer then geese….*one of the links at the bottom of the dolphin sex page*
Hey If the dolphin innitates and starts playing with your dick, you’re going to get horny….
Oh yea, geese. You can easily kill them. I saw this site for mating them on dolphinsex.org and it was weird as hell. Like **** outta geese.
I don’t know…. I am really fastinatd by the idea of having it with a dolphin. I supose if the dolphin actually “asks”(all the rubing against u etc…)it’s not a bad thing. honestly i’d like to try it someday. I wish I would live in the bahamas or hawaii. you still have to get pretty darn lucky to actually find a dolphin and gain trust with her. what if she always swims away or if they stay so far away from you that you don’t even get a chance to “meet” them. to bad that many people here might think i’m crazy and the guy who made the site and the whole idea of Zoophilia. well I on’t really give a care about them. they should respect it!
Well…you c an’t “DO” them here, but if you’re serious abotu just “meeting” a fin, that can be doen easily enough, both with programs in the islands, as well as in the US…such as Discovery Cove, a very intimate encounter with friendly dolphins that want to meet you as much as you want to meet them 🙂
People.
Please cool it with the foul language. There’s no reason to pepper your comments with the “f” word or to be vulgar.
Thanks.
Shake what ya mama gave ya!!! ^_~
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Sorry I was bored. dvg knows who my real identity is! -:takes off mask:-……..
I just love dolphins! I want to have sex with female dolphins, preferably sexual intercourse, and man, I’ll bet that there would be thousands of female dolphins nuzzling me in my **** and that plus having sexual intercourse with them would give you more sensations than with a female human! man I want dolphins, they’re MADD arousing and if I didn’t have any I’d cry into tears!
Hi there, i’m from Moscow, Russia.
It’s really impressive to have “sex” with dolphins! In my opinion, “sex” not means only sexual contact, but complex of intimate feelings, and sexual contact as a result. Of course, not for my own pleasure, etc. I’m not that kind of people. I don’t need sex without deep relationship, and sex, in any cases, is not final aim of relationship. I never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend, especially for gay-haters), and I never had sex with anyone. Yes, love and sex is a kind of endorpin-narcotism, but, since i can’t fight against it, i will dream about love with dolphins. There is no dolphins in ~5000 km around me, so it’s major reason for me to change my opinions. Pity… I’d better won’t love at all, than loving humans as they is for a present day.
P.S.: Sorry for my bad english.
I would love to do this stuff!. Look here: http://www.plmovies.com/plmovies.htm
do the free thing and hit women and other then go and then click dolphin! very good stuff!
ask not what your dolphin can do for you, but what you can do for (or is it to? hehe) your dolphin
I don’t wanna brag or anything, but I’ve actually done this with a female *human* and it does feel pretty good. It’s also a bonus that you can talk to each other and kiss.
Dvg, have you had sex with female dolphins ever or gone to any Burger King and ordered a Whopper with Cheese, Medium Onion Rings, and a Medium Orange Soda?
Err … no … I have not.
Hmmm….Ya know, i think we need somone to do a direct comparison.
1) sex with a female Dolphin
2) sec with a female human
from meeting to shagging, and rate the experience he had with both, pro’s and con’s, and get back to us 🙂
Wow, just look at all this! So many post!
Anyway i just wanted to let every1 no that u can’t really say whether something is right or wrong since these things do not actually exists. These r just opinions made up by people. What 1 person considers good my be bad to another. These things r intangible and simply do not exist.
So u cannot really so that this zoophilia stuff is “wrong”. Dolpin lovers, go for it! lol!
Oh yea, and don’t bring religion into this. U can’t bring god into court so don’t bring it here. Once again this religion stuff is just another opinion, so keep it to urself!
Hmmm i think some1 said that they believe a crow is a smarter than a dolphin simply because it uses tools. It seems that crows r smarter than most people like to believe, that is true. However, dolphins r not physically fit to make tools like that since they have no appendages able to manipulate things like hands or something. I believe an easier way to measure their intelligence in this instance is to see if they r able to recognize themselves in a mirror. Sounds simple, but it does indicate somewhat high intelligence level. Dolphins, chimps, and humans r the only real species able to recognize their own reflections. I believe these species r due respect for this rare intelligence.
Go for it dolphin lovers! LOL!
Oh and the stuff foxy said on #8 is totally true. I would have said it, but he did it for me it seems.
Go for it dolphin lovers! LOL!!!
Plus dolphins have problem solving inteligence, and can recognise and interprete abstract signals…they cna see a traine ron a tv screen, or 2 bouncy balls representign a trainers hands in space, through aniamtion and know what to do based on those signals….they can also understand word order and knwo that human fetch board, means brign human to the board and not baord to the human, and will reverse if given the counter command
Hmm nice additive to my post Anitmon. Finished it off really well heh.
Here is some useless info:
A pig orgasm last 30 minutes!
(Wow maybe i should be a pig in my next life)
A male lion may mate as many as 50 times a day!
(Now that is treatment for a king)
The male preying mantis cannot copulate with its head intact. The female initiates sex my tearin off his head!
(Every1 raise ur hand if u want to be a mantis. Any1? U sure?)
There is a type of shrew that is very odd indead. After mating, the male just drops dead, so as not to compete with his mate and the soon to be born offspring (and probally so he doesnt have to take care of them too)! After giving birth, the female also drops dead, so as not to compete with the new offspring.
(Maybe in the future, evolution will get even crazier and make the offspring drop dead too, so as not to compete with the insects and the rest of the pry they would normally eat lol )
……useless, but ……….at least u learned something!!!
Like I said, people are idiots. Funny thing is, the majority of those idiots are whiteboys. Even my white friend says so.
Where did the whiteboy stuff come from?Of course the majority of idiots r “white” in America.The majority of people in America in general r “white”.-larger percentage of people=larger percentage of idiots among those, as compared to a smaller percentage, which is the minority. -sigh-
Im still curious about what idiot led to the label on the chainsaw! Its insane!
Heh wow…this is a pretty cool subject. Doing a dolphin seems pretty cool, and also quite unique, but considering the few warnings given in the site, death is still possible.
havent people learned anything? why do ppl actually bother stating an opinion against a given subject…ppl will do what they want to do…regardless of what other people say.By having a go about anything actualy shows a lack of maturity and intel.Rather keep a conversation going with good input and less opinion.The thought of shagging a dolphin (or any other creature) never crossed my mind…but when i read some of the facts and happenings…it turned me on!!! I have intense pleasure with my own hand,why couldnt i have pleasure with my cousin of the sea?
Very interesting!!!
Who knows,maybe the individuals who are shagging dolphins are the pioneers of a new race that will only develop in millions of years to come.
you people are sick. get some help.
LOL! Im with u on this one jonin about nice guy. This is just another example of the ingorant ppl that do exist out there. U dont have to look very long for one. They r always spitting out words of a onesided, unsubstantiated opinion into a conversasion about a subject which they cannot understand. Ppl always lash out against things they cant understand. Nice guy should be the one getting help.
I’ve been reading all the comments and I totally support the dolphin lovers. Some people object to it but in West Virginia INCEST is legal and expressing your love for a dolphin is NOTHING like what is allowed in West Virginia.
p.s. e-mail me if you guys or gals know the best places to become friends with a dolphin.
pps DOLPHINS rule!!
DUDE! Kiggller, a dolphin is NOT a fish. It is a mammal.
Understand, I’m only trying to look at this realistically. If my views
Animal sex is kind of sick. The animal isn’t telling you that it wants to have sex with you because it simply can’t speak to you. It’s crazy to think otherwise. I think zoophiles (and many posters on this site) are finding ways to make it acceptable to go ahead with these odd desires they have by misinterpretation. What’s next gentlemen? You gonna screw your teen niece just because she’s shown some interest in you because of her hightened sexuality? Maybe your daughter? I recently heard a story about a couple really “messing up” their child internally who was not even 2 years old. Is that what’s next? You need to ask yourself.
View this picture please…
http://www.dolphinhumantherapy.com/images/therapy/johann%20david%20dorn,%206.11%20(189).JPG
And to quote The Truth About Cats & Dogs: “You can love your pets…but don’t *love* your pets.”
Think hard on it first. And I hope no one injures any of these animals. Dolphins are beautiful creatures and I happened upon this bizarre dolphin sex stuff looking for info on the TV series Flipper coming out on DVD. 😀
Oops. Sorry. The link above doesn’t work. Here’s the actual page where I found this nice picture. It’s the second one down.
http://www.dolphinhumantherapy.com/AboutUS/about_dht.htm
ok.. i saw a few posts a while back claiming to deny evolution. Stating that evolution is false in anyway, or trying to defend gods position in mans current biological form, is absolutely wrong and out of complete ignorance. If you wish to see evidence for evolution look no further than at the various bone structures of mammals, fossile records, vestigial organs, comparative embroyology, and Biochemist. Being a biology major at Cornell, i believe that i speak with some authority when i say dolphins are not as intelligent as humans. While Dolphins are considered to be extremely intelligent, their intelligence is in no way comproable to mans. If dolphins were intelligent then basic problems like deep sea netting and predation would not exist. Humans were capable of dominating the known world with nothing more than a sharpend stick. Dolphins have not displayed problem solving skills even vaguley close to humans (look at your computer for a moment and fathom the ammount of intelligence it took to create. Ask yourself, have dolphins created art, litterature, music, and travled in space?…) because they do not exist as the dominant organisms in water and this would be the natural tendency for an organism with advanced intelligence as can be seen with humans.
Hey everyone, I just caught wind of this great bar just off the coast of Belize. The resort where it is located built it off of a deep water dock, so theoretically, you can swim up to it from just about anywhere. Anyhow, a few friends of mine went down there last summer and claimed to have great success with the resident female dolphin population. They said the language barrier was a little difficult to overcome and that the females tend to play hard-to-get, but with a few boat drinks and the right attitude, most of these ladies of the sea will cast off their pretentious demeanor and show you a good swim at the nearby lagoon. Most of the guy I talk to said it was worth it. They did say a few guys came back with a mild barnacle infestation, but a tube of steroid creme and a few whacks with a small chisel cleared this right up. From the sound of things though, it is worth the risk.
haha rapeing a dolphin why do that; after all do it with a dolphin will condem you to hell? As would making out with any animal. after all fornication, rape, and unmarried sex are all on the deadly sins list. look it up in your King James Bible’s everyone. Personally if I were gonna do it with an animal, I’s do it with a horse.
u all are goin to hell…..what the hell is wrong with u people??
wow…sex with a dolphin …what a fanisticy i have…. it seems weird but hey you only live one life right?
Very interesting stuff. Does anyone here happen to know how dolphins react to music, with their unique sonar sensitivity, etc?
I know if you’re hoping to get it on with a chick, dimming the lights and a bit of soulful background music can make all the difference.
Is there any evidence to suggest music/sounds can sexually stimulate dolphins?
I always thought it would be cool to have intercorse with a dolphin, I havn’t done it though. I think it would be hard to get close to it though.I got some questions. Is it illegal is there any live chats(sorry dvg) and can you get sextually transmitted diseases from them. And will you go to hell or is it just a sin that can be forgivin. Anyone who is ageinst dolphin sex is just to close minded, dolphins use sex to strenghthen a bond between them(even mothers and calvs do it)One last question,where is lihue.
Sex. Pets. and the Dolphins sounds great. Next will be the Manniti !! Whom ever forbid. Inter-species sex is / has been a thing of man/woman KIND. We all must find our Needs. Aquatic,Pets, or normal Gender. To each their own. Just play the game and hope YER not caught , as NON NORMAL. Best to to all.
**** happens… Sex/??? , animal, ??? Depends. Not adualt diapers ! ! !
All this sounds awesome…but it does say it in the bible its forrbidden and any man that does it will be put to death but still it sounds great . i will do it if i can..dolphins are the only animals i would ever consider doing it with …..as for you jubjub more power to you and your monitor ….i just hope you dont catch saliminela
adios
just moved to Tampa, FL. Where tha b*%ches at?
hey
i am rsesponding to dolphin21 and thank you for the hope of someday being a trainer and having sex with them if you could post where you work . one time i deep throated a dolphin, horse. goat, and it was awesom but i want to have sex with a dolphin. last week my boyfriend bet me i wouldnt fuc* our horse but i did.doesnt it hurt when they cum into your **** ? any way thanks!…..NOW LETS GET **** ING!!!!!
hey i’m giving this one up just like i’m giving up smoking tonight!
My freinds said it wasn’t in the bible. Are we talking about the same bible?
i would love to exprerience dolphin sex but i have to have some way to hold my breath for a long time.
Are humans and dolphins the only animals that have sex for pleasure??
I have always had an interest in dolphins, from their dorsal fin to their spout. They are just soooo cute. Are there any places I can go to have one on one contact these creatures of the see. Im a big black man and am currious do they like it in the blow hole, will they discriminate against me? Please let me know how I can fulfill my fettish about dolphins. Thank you and have a great day.
Dolphins rocks
i like sex films
omg u guyz are sick lol lol olo lol lol lol lo l lol
i would like to point out to SotiCoto that most people who are dyslexic are in fact more itellagent then those who arn’t… i dont care what you do in your free time, what ever makes you happy… but what piss’s me off is when people think i am stupid just because i cant spell. Alber Instine was dyslexic, as are many other inventers and sucessful people such as richard branson. I have am IQ of 137 and i am also serverly dyslexic…. so think beofre you speak, most people in mensa are dyslexic. if you dont know what that is you are truley insolent. Get a brain n a clue
You freaky weard o’s uhhhh. I read some of your….stuff and it sickned me uhhhh. Most of you people are probly losers(hahahah)even though you say other wise. To call yourselfs homo sapiens is an insult.
(I don’t care if I messed up some punctuation,and/or made wrong spelling you just got burned!!
P.S. My IQ is a whole lot bigger then all of you losers!!!!!
i love u. come visit me. lets get connected, sexualy together. im still yiung and very single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m 23 yars man,and i’m married. i have five and half inch long **** but my wife is not satisfied with me.she has not much sexual desire.she use to be partisipate with me but not strongly. what is the simtorms of womens satisfaction ? like man , wheather they use to remove something frm their vegina? please how can i give her satisfaction ?
It is pretty easy to see that zoosexuals have more class that the people who say its wrong because we don’t critize the way “normal” people live and what they do in there bedrooms. As far as I care, people who see it as wrong are the sick, close minded freaks. A few years ago, homosexuality was wrong and some people still think it is wrong but ever since I learned I was zoophilic, I don’t care what they do as long as they leave me out of it. P.S I learned that zoosexuals make up 1/10 of the worlds population. Just thought you should know.
Hmm, an interesting discussion. I am not a Zoophile myself nor have I ever had any sort of “relationship” with any sort of animal. I study Marine Biology and I have swam with Dolphins. I believe them to be intelligent and while I will likely not have such a “close” relationship with Dolphins I would not be adverse to the idea should such a possibility present itself.
I have read all of the above comments and thoughts presented here and I must say that I respect those of you here who can present thoughts and ideas with intelligence. It is not those of you who are open to and/or are interested in relationships with Dolphins that worries me its those of you who cannot respond to comments here with being very very hateful and insulting. You cannot even be organised in your hateful comments. The idea that I might walk past you one day in some city somewhere just scares me. It makes me sad that there are bigots, fools, and idiots like you who call themselves humans. Yes, by the way, in case you are wondering and/or just not sure, that was indeed a written attack on those of you fools, bigots and idiots still in this domain. I truly will be dissappointed if I don’t get some form of responce from you. I will enjoy showing my friends your silly comments and senseless directionless rage at the obviously personal attacks you receive from these comments and thoughts you are obviously “forced” to read. Including the ones before this comment.
In short, You, not these “dolphin lovers”, are the ones that sicken me. Please entertain me and my friends with your uh… “comebacks” and what not. Lastly, Good for those of you who are open to ideas and new experiances. You never learn until you try (My Motto). Oh yes, to stave off confusion and/or save time for you idiots who are going to want to say something hateful after this. No I am not a hippy. No I dont do drugs. No I dont have trouble with females of my own species. No I really havent done anything with animals. No I am not scared of you, just the idea that people like you are near me. Yes I am a scientist. No I do not believe in God, Allah, or any other possible gods you feel like throwing at me nor do I believe in the Bible, Koran, and various Holy Books for the before mentioned possible gods. (On a side note I think the Christian and Muslim religions are excellent philosophies) No the previous sentence was not an attack on Religion or your belief system it was merely a statement of my beliefs which I sincerely and devoutly hope have nothing in common whatsoever with your system of beliefs. Yes I hate you and all other foolish, ignorant, hateful, and for some reason “human” people. Yes I did go and spell check this comment, mostly because I hate making spelling and grammar errors. I hope that covered it all and maybe will “help” you make an origional and well thought out attack but I am not holding my breath. Till later then.
Oh goodness by the way the Yes I hate you comment does make me seem a bit hypocritical but I can’t deny that I do hate you. I can only say that when I say I hate foolish, ignorant, and hateful people I refer to people who for no logical reason and/or apparent reason behave in the before mentioned ways.
I most definately have a reason for hating you and its logical too even. You make humans like me look bad by your unintelligent and “ape” like behavior.
And yes that was yet another attack on you.
I don´t know so much about this topic (of dolphins and all that moss), however, seeing that I haven´t found another discussion forum where I could talk about snakes, I would like to make a few questions. It`s only curiosity:
Do you think snakes feel pleasure while mating?
Do snakes reach orgasms (or climax, in its deffect)?
im 13 and does this mean that u really have sex with a live dolphin!!! cause i would like to try it!!!!! u need pictuers!!!
this info was the worst iv evert seen it only got me 98% out of 100%
i am totaly into dolphin sex. though i have never done it, i would like to.
by the way “AGBY” please go into detail, i would love to read it.
I have another random question, does anyone know if and where u can get pictures of mating dolphins?
Hey, ive been curious to see some mating dolphins aswell or even pics of the genitile areas on aroused or non aroused dolphins of both sex.. i think its quite interesting myself!
that is disgusting who would want to have sex with a dolphin man i mean who would want to have sex with any animal besides a human and having sexual relations with the opposite sex.
I’m trying to find someone who would be willing to talk to me about there experiences having dolphin sex. A character in my next movie is going to have a love scene with a dolphin and I was hoping to make it part documentary. If anyone is willing to talk about this or become apart of the movie please write me at colorclub@aol.com.
Thankyou!
go Carendel !!! I belive in everything You say exept the religios belife (but I dont hold that agenst you). Dolphins are the nly animals that have sex for pleasure and they will not discrimanate against blacks because they dont care, if you are there mate, they will love you as long as you love them and they wouldnt like it up the blowhole, thats like a dick up your nosteral and you might kill them. cyoc, if your IQ is so much higher than all of ours, how come you arnt open minded. I thought most wise people were open minded. I dont know who said it but I dont think you can deep throght a dolphin because if a dolphin thrusted on you, they could snap your neck and there member is 12 inches and can discarghe at 14 FEET!!!! Thats why you shouldn’t have **** sex with males. You guys should go to http://www.zoophile.net which will tell you how to have sex with dolphins (male and female) and many other animals if you are interested and many are male and female.(you need to click on the titles on the right) You really need to check it out if you are open minded.(sorry but there is only mammels) Oh by the way, I dont care if you insult my grammer for two reasons. 1) I am 14 and never studdied for many of my spelling tests. 2) I read that zoophilia is a mental deasese that is caused by abuse either physical or mental and is mostly in males. I know it is true to me as long as I remember.( my dad died when i was 5 and my moms boyfreind who she had 2 kids with and i still have to see use to abuse me and my two sister. from slapping me from doing my homework in my room instead of the attic to ripping hair out of my sisters head leaving a bald spot). so the more you mentaly abuse me the more deeper into animal sex i become.
im with ryan, anyone who has had a sexual experiance with a dolphin, plz e-mail me at t_sax_man@yahoo.com i would greatly apreciate it
Dolphins, are by far, superior to man in many ways.
However the argument goes on morality is pointless, people will believe what they believe.
As long as the dophin accepts it is ok.
As for how they would enjoy a human over a dolphin. A male human would last a minute if not longer. The average dolphin male, climax’s at around 5 seconds. So which do you think a female dolphin would prefer 5 second mating multiple times… or a minute of solid sex… even if the average human is 5 inches… there are those of us who are considerably longer…
I’d do anything for a dolphin, and I prefer them over humans. My current situation means I have no contact with them. But if it came to it, I’d give my life for them.
Heres a story about a mans relationship with a dolphin, fictional (claim by the author) but an honest story. Emotional to say the least. Contains material of the sexual nature. But not overly detailed. It’s not a porn. It’s a story. http://hosted.phindesigns.com/wet_goddess/toc.htm
ROFL ROFL ROFL! I got tears just by reading all this conversations..
Hey been awhile since I came here. I see that some of you want to see dolphin genitals and mating? Well just set up a Yahoo! account and go to http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/DolphinZoo/ and http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Orca_and_Dolphin/?yguid=159174394
both sites you can join and have some good stuff on them. This site you have to have a hotmail or MSN account: http://groups.msn.com/FemaleDolphins/
By the way I am very interested in mating with a dolphin and if anyone has any stories, advice, or pics they would like to share please send them to redtailhawk15@yahoo.com And be mature, don’t send me hate mail or spam mail just because I’m younger and smarter than you, I don’t spell words wrong, and you are so insecure that the only way you can feel better is to cowardly try to insult people when you should be open-minded and discuss things rationally.
i’ll stick with my octopus. i
I don’t see anything wrong with this. Personally, if I was swimming in the ocean and a dolphin came up to me and expressed sexual interest, I would probably accept the offer. I bet any of you would probably do the same, if the dolphin was insistent enough.
I think what we’re discussing here is *dolphins* mating with *humans*, not the other way around. They start it, they want to do it. There’s no problems. Anyway, dolphins are cool.
This is the most entertaining stuff I have read in a while, from “I’ll stick to my octopus” to “who’d cook for me?” LOL!!! I wish AGBY would supply a few more details… sigh.
Hallo
I search for sites where are present: sex with dolphins, sex with Orka,
genitals of dolphins, Orca and with them Adult Art.
If you know though one site, I shall be glad if you will send me it on this E-Mail: rum_den@mail.ru
Dolpins are elegant, intelligent, stunning creatures! And if you know them well enough, you’d know about their constant sex-drive! Sexual play occurs between males and females, males and males, females and females, mothers and their offspring, dolpins and inanimate objects… you name it. Therefore, it is our DUTY as human beings to jerk the poor creatures off. Just as cows need milking, dolphins need to be pleased!
I’ve just recently been to Sea World, where I got a chance to pet a dolphin. Absolutely amazing!! If that fellow and his g/f had offered me a three-way – I’d jump right in.
If people had more sex with dolphins, there would be no war. Period. (Maybe saltier sea water)
Anthony
Seriously folks, I’m here to tell you, sex with dolphins isn’t all its cracked up to be. A little petting, a little rubbing, and then what? Two bottles of coconut rum later and 11 months later you’re playing wet nurse to a freaky looking manfish. Sure he’s tops on his swim team, and I’ve yet to lose a fishing lure underwater, but the stares we get when we’re in public.
I mean, try pushing a jimmy-rigged grocery cart filled with artificial seawater around the mall and see the expressions. “What the hell is that thing?” and “Why is it wearing jeans?” and my favorite, “Someone needs to kill the poor bastard.” Hello, HE’S MY SON!
Granted he has a giant hole in his back, his skin is the color of whale flesh, and every time we pass Red Lobster he shrieks uncontrollably, but minus the constant need to be soaked in saltwater and the dorsal shaped protrusion arching out of his back, he’s just like you and me.
The point is, there are consequences when you have sex with a dolphin. Don’t spend the rest of your life like me, working at a 4th rate marina with a fishchild lashed to the nearest buoy; think before you act. It may seem all shrimp and grits now, but someday, the barnacles of responsibility will thrash against your boat and demand you take care of “EEWWKKK, EEEKKK, EECCK, Jr.” while she goes out and “hunts him some dinner”. That cetacean bitch. I hope she gets long-lined.
i would luv the thrill of it underwater
Hmmm I am i have afew things to say, if i miss spell anything don’t bitch about it. OK 1st haveing sex with animals if fine i think there is no problem but i think people who want relation ships with dolphins and want to treat them as human should think about something, if they are as smart as humans then they should learn like humans wether they like it or not if you want to just talk about the sexual part of them being as smart go ahead but in sense its you leaveing out alot, if they are smart they should help like humans in any way they can work for liveing like the rest of us and they should also learn right from wrong and about the trainer that **** ed with the dolphins do your **** in job and nothing else with the dolphin your not paied to go under water get close tot hem and **** you are to train them nothing more you want to **** the dolphin then you should buy one and keep it as your husband or w/e you want to call it. now back to the dolphins and working they could learn to heard fish for us and in return we feed them and like humans you do something wrong its jail your not given the same treatment as thous who are good and thats how it should go about humans comeing from dolphins its possable but no hard facts on it. and you people who call people on here who like dolphins homos and **** **** you, don’t like this stuff don’t complain. People want to work togather with dolphins well if they do happen to grow legs and arms and come to shore ill laugh when the males rape every one and you allget pissed at the so called peacefull animal. speaking of how smart a human and dolphin is if you think about we are completly diff all but in one or 2 ways we both can learn and both have very big sexual wants. humans thou are only smart at what they are good at dolphins are all made the same so putting them to us and us to them is hard to think of. if you tried teaching a dolphin to use a computer or write it would be hard for they are still animals and all taugh one way unlike humans who chose to go diff ways in life, but unlike humans dolphins are more open about how they force people in real life your not careful you’ll run across some one like me that if your forceing your self on some one you better hope i don’t have any wepon on me or ill insure you pain. dolphins should also learn that they should be punished for forceing them self on a female. The reson females go to male to male is to insure theier young or safe and like young human males they don’t know when to stop i know for fact that young dolphin males KILL the off spring of some female dolphins just to mate with them, now i wonder if you would want something like that liveing around you. All i ahve to say right now but i think you all should think about more then just one thing when you talk about something, because int he end its being narrow minded that makes people so pathetic.
I misspelled alot i know but ya TRY and understand. Ok ? ok
anyone know if this is really a dolphin?
http://lbn.threat.tv/Dolph_Female_play.mpeg
i agree, but the problem with that is you might drown unless you could hold your breath for about 5 minutes or if you could carry an air tank with you while you were doing it.
another thing you should think about if while you are with a dolphin and thinking about doing something with it that might hurt you (see website) think of this: “Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown”
also, to the gilberator or whatever you call yourself, i would drive both of my blades through your black heart for openly insulting a creature of such purity as a dolphin.
Swordmaster of the dolphins. Sense dolphins are known to be harsh and so on to say dolphins are of purity is pretty hard to do. Due to the fact they are almost like human. If the dolphin hurts some one then you know what, DON’T COMPLAIN. I have a good reson for this, if your stupid enuogh to get hurt you should be humiliated by anyone and everyone. Dunno if this counts for dolphins but most humans tend to learn thier leson through mental and physical pain.
Hey guys
im goin to cancune this fall hopin to get lucky by bribeing some phin keepers for a very private fun party with some dolphins
lots o luck to all
you facking spackers, do u know what its wrong to piss about with dolphins they are for shows when they jump for the hoops and people clap not to **** ing shag u dicks
…….., if a dolphin hurts someone, then it is because the person is stupid enough to not know that a dolphin is so immensely stronger than a human and i wouldn’t complain if somebody did get hurt, i would just think that they should have known better. Also, i am smart enough to know how to not get hurt by a dolphin, so i wouldn’t be humiliated. The people who do should be, i agree.
As someone that has had experience with dolphins their whole life, excluding actual sexual experiences (only in visions), I question the stupidity of one that comments in a manner of judgement. These are beings that can be connected with in a sense that humans normally cant. There is no judgement, insecurities or preconceptions. They accept you for who you are and love freely without prejudice. I am not advocting that you must have sex with a dolphin to develop a relationship. If one freely expresses themself sexually toward you then consider it an Honor as it is likely in the purest form coming from dolphin. All you naysayers let go of your sexual issues and you find life to be far more enriching than you ever thought
ummmmm…..1st off. U have sex with dolphins in shallow water not in the deep so u dont have to worrie about drowning. 2nd, kyle, if u just have sex with a dolphin and don’t come back i guess u can break the dolphins heart. Plus, if u just wanna have sex u cant really because b4 a dolphin has sex with u it has to have a good relationship with u. they use sex as a way to improve there bonds. So…..in order to have sex with a dolphin u have to know it, so u have to have a relationship with it.(i am sorry if i sounded mean but i am just saying what i know) oh and beefeater….it sounds like u rather have sex with a cow then a dolphin.
YAY me again (you can’t guess who or maybe you can). OK judgement is how alot of things are passed along thou it is not seen that way it is so opion right or wrong is needed some times in this case yes it is but the facts must make some sense or the logic of the statement. ok now as for the dolphin21 or w/e that persons name is, people do under stand hand signals if you wern’t to busy building up your side of the story humans arn’t built like dolphins ether and they arn’t built like us so we each ahve or special ablitys so you to say theya re better for just jumping 10 feet and through a ring then thats sad, lets see them use guns drive cars plant flowers make a machine now back tot he hand signals, you would know that humans do it a **** load more then they do but you do it to entertain us, nothing more, so in sense they are more like slaves used we feed them they die end of story just like humans in that way (or in this case every liveing thing) examples: army, w/e the people are called that can’t hear, and in some cases people ahve been known to learn to see blind with “sonar” as they call it, but i really don’t think its true but hey w/e thats off the subject, haveing a relation ship with dolphins is also hard men don’t stick with one person and nether do the females, they do it to mostly mate and if not to mate just to **** not to bond if anyhting they might be more afriad of not doing it (like humans). This brings up something else, IF they are as smart as humans then they are as dum as humans meaning if a dude does something its highly unlike the female will do anyhting to fight back as for the men dolphins they are pushy like male humans the same rises and down falls and no real better or wrose, and if they do **** to bond then get this HUMANS DO TOO BUT that does not mean they are good you look for the good parts but not the bad hmmm wonder why, maybe because you only see parts you want to and not the others just to make you feel its right when in the end your wrong and when you die and find out its all the more painful on your “soul” sad isn’t it.Sleepzzz relation ships with dolphins is like a relation ship with a human no diffrent, besides maybe thier **** size and the fact they will blow your insides out if they cum in you meaning you can never have a kid or family with the dolphins, the only reson i can see a “relation” with a dolphin would be good for most, is they can’t complain to you or bitch or have you do thigns for them, its basicly you go there **** over with WOW SOME RELATION SHIP ISN”T THAT WHY YOU HATE MALE GUYS *gives you all a face of shock* kinda stupid to not see that.(SORRY for any MISSPELLING i did, so just READY it, and ASK if you want to know what i mean)
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you guys are gross i hate you guys pshhhhh
omg i love dophin **** it make me feel wanted when guys dont want me i love the love noise it makes wet just thikning about it omg i love it how much more can i say flipper is my favorite
well, i have to say that this is all new to me! i never would have thought that people would think of this,but it sounds interesting. I would just think that it would be kinda dangerous?! If they ask for it, i guess its spreading among the dolphin community that this is new and amazing, just like every human who has done it with one would say. All I want to say is BE CAREFUL AND RESPECTFUL. Good Day.
wow i never realized people where such narrow-minded bigots (sarcasm)
What’s up fools hi there how are you today dolphin sex it can’t get better then that i herd thre’s dolphin sex songs coming out there songs of dolphins having sex and believe me i’m not bull **** ing any one every one thinks i’m hot well i’m am a male hope seeing everyone soon bye for now sicerlly Chris.
I see a **** load of comments about dophin sex…Thats awesome. It is as some people say “everyone is entitled to their own opinons” just because someone says its wrong doesnt make it wrong just because someone says its right doesnt make it right, and if anything everyone knows that rules are made to be broken.
Bob the builder I just want you to know you made absolutly no sense to me at all… work on your grammar, punctuation, or spelling…or all three even. Better yet…just stay in school…
You people are sick bastards. We’re talking about dolphins. Sick, sick, bastards you should burn in hell. Next time your screwing a dolphin think of poor flipper, does this dolphin know what its doing?
you have to realize that dolphins are dissapearing and the lower number of dolphins means the lower your odds of mating with one. so please do something to save them. as for me i`m totally for it. although i belive some people should not for they would take it for granted and post it on some sick porn site. and for the love of flipper don`t give them any stds
This sounds like fun. I would really like to try this. It sounds really arousing.
Too bad I live in the middle of the US. -_-
Huh.
I have to admit when I read the article I was shocked to see someone with such an intimate relationship…with…a dolphin. Like. Love and sex. Very, very, shocked, and somewhat amused.
Though as I read along I saw that this person actually loved the dolphin. Intimately. (sp?) I was a little less shocked, and a little more understanding.
Though I would never participate in dolphin masturbation/sex, everyone has their own little things, and secrets for that matter, and I respect people who can come out and say something they did that general society would see as ‘audacious’.
And God, I have yet to meet anyone who has gone along with the bible to the exact measure. There are many flaws (for lack of a better word) in the ANCIENT book that no one goes by. Say, homosexuality? It’s becoming so public, maybe sometime in the somewhat distant future Zoophilic actions will be accepted. People are animals too, though mating with dolphins is crossbreeding, yadda yadda yadda….
I no longer know where I’m going with this. To close this post, I just want to say I would never do something like this, because it doesn’t compute in my head. Neither does math, but I still have to live with it.
So live with it, kiddoes. It’s reality.
A long post, but I’ve got to tell someone..
I must first say that Zoophilia isnt quite my cup of tea, but i felt compelled to post after reading part of a post by “Foxy guy” that reads:
“2.) Did you know that in MANY cultures before they were corrupted by christianity zoophilia was normal, and even considered an honor if an animal chooses to copulate with you?”
And an instant sparking realisation occured regarding my friends pet dog.
My best mate, Alex, had an Alsation cross named Bruizer. One of the most intelligent dogs i’ve ever met, and we got on extremely well (normally i hate dogs – have ever since i was knocked over by one aged 3!)
Every time I went over to his house, his mother would – for no reason i might add – shout the house down blaming all the things that were going wrong in her alcoholic existance on everyone else (esp. Geoff). Dogs, being perceptive creatures, While all this was going on I would sympathise and offer affection (in the form of hugs and scratching) to the poor trembling dog. After a while, if he could sense something brooding, he would come to me for comfort before all the fuses blew.
Then one day i was sitting next to Bruizer on the couch and he was looking me longlingly in the eyes, sporting a little pink erection! I declined the offer, stroking him briefly and playfully behind the ears, but this happened not once, not twice, but on 3 different occasions!
The quote above filled me with an indescribably bizarre sense of happiness that Bruizer had shown his affection to me in this way (despite me not feeling in any way that i wanted to return the gesture)!
I truly understand what the zoophilic who wrote the article on http://www.dolphinsex.com meant when he described his love for dolphins. I have an intimate connection with that dog on an emotional level and do feel love for him. The above post describes perfectly my feeling on the physical part of the intimate connection, though..
Always wear protection ^^
i dont get it. why do you humans think we are not animales. you are animales. just because you think a little bit more it does not exclude you from the animale chain. dolphins are the second smartest creatures on earth and are doing better off in this world then you. you are destroying this world and over popluting it. i hate humans
It’s fairly obvious to me that dolphins are neither as smart nor as human as some people seem to think they are… It breathes air but lives in the water, how smart could it be? It’s even dumber than most of the other fish.
A three year discussion on this guy’s site?
How eerie would it be if the owner had passed away and the blogments just kept rambling?
Mmmm. Dolphinsex.org was one of my favorite sites for absurdist refreshment. Like Amish Heat (real sticks – debarked!) or that poor man with 500 Peter Pan outfit variations and the Little Boy Blue fixation.
Mostly I was sad it had been turned into a porno fishing site. I found this searching to see if it was in archive or popped up under a diff. domain.
Let me add more random uselessness to the blender:
Biology vs theology = there are lots of people who should visit the wizard asking for brains, and they have a wide variety of belief structures. There is a valid point “against” the theory of natural selection that, while certainly not discrediting it, calls its completeness into question. Irreducible Complexity is the term that’s applied to forms which have as yet been unexplained as far as developmental origin due to a convergence of adaptation. Eyes are the simple example. Many anatomical features go into making up the full system, yet many of them seem useless and therefore counter-evolutionary by themselves. Take one of these highly advanced, specialized components away and the entire ocular system fails. But how could the parts evolve seperately without a benefit to the animal? How did the first eye system happen? We don’t know. We need more insight.
The bible is like those religious themed chain-letters that get bulk mailed to people’s houses asking for a dollar, except it’s a big whoile bunch of them rubber banded together and only about 2,000 years newer than your faith if you’re Hindi.
I wouldn’t have sex with a dolphin. I’d less likely have sex with a sheep. A dolphin’s brain transplanted into a sheep’s body? I don’t like heavy plastic surgery, so I think no on that front too but I’ll reserve my final opinion for further thought…
Hey bob, No offense but ummm….neither of us has had sex with a dophin so how whould we know how different they are from us? i have barly even see one, i saw one once at Sea World and i felt bad for it, dolphins are put through humiliating stuff like jumping through hoops and doing dumb tricks for clapping people….well i from what i have read, dolphins are alot like humans, but like i have said, i have very little experiance with them to say if this is true. They are closer to us intellegent wise then other animals, the monkeys got the title of #1 smartest animal because they could use tools, dolphins ranked #2, so they are closer to us then some animals. Well i will keep reading and see what i can
Oh and i almost forgot to say something, if you guys looked at the screen while you typed it would elimanate like 90% of spelling errors, unless you really dont know how to spell it…..so start looking at the screen and not the keyboard
Well, we can plainly see by the little blue lettering that it’s February 14th, and having just sent my ex-girlfriend a txt msg wishing her Happy Valentines Day, I’m still thinking and fantasizing about dolphins.
It seems odd that I should project so much sexual and emotional interest onto an a marine mammal, the sight of which does little to arouse me. At the same time, I am surprised (as I am sure David Gagne must be) by how much of a response this thread has allicited. FOR THREE YEARS!
And of the primary participants, nearly all the intelligent, logical posts came from those in favour, though not necessarily willing to participate in, interspecies relationships with dolphins which may include consentual sex.
I live and work on a horse farm. I train, drive, and farm with draft horses. Like my sled dogs, they are incredibly social and emotional animals, and though I will never attempt to sleep with one, I find my friendships with them to be moving and gratifying learning experiences. Personally, I believe my pre-occupation with dolphin sex stems more from my fascination with the concept of any form of interspecies relations.
Every trainer strives for a means of closer communication with the animals they work and live with. The thought of being able to bridge the gap between two species in such manner that was heretofore-believed to be distinctively human, has been the unrealized dream of countless souls, from Sci-Fi writers to animal lovers. (No pun intended)
The thought that one could spend time with another, and that that other would enjoy that encounter for more than the sheer advantage to its own survival; but on emotional, social, and perhaps even a sexual level.
I think that sex with dolphins tickles so many people because its a thinly veiled possibility of bridging the gulf we have placed between ourselves and the rest of the animal world…..
And because dolphins have superior genitalia. I mean, I’ve serviced enough human women to consider the thought of “undulating intra-vaginal mucles that ripple and simulate sucking and licking” a damn good thing!
hmm…
How to put it guys… You see, every creature on earth is the same as you are.
I know a lot of people who would stamp me as a freak for what i think, but the real truth is… humanity stamps everything as a freak wich isnt the way as it wishes… animals are just as you are…
I want to tell you a story…
There was a guy, not even so long ago who loved to hunt. The thrilling to sit at a look out during night like a predator does, silently, waiting for the right time to strike, waiting for that single moment when you pull the trigger. Its like every sport, extreme or not when you wait for those few seconds where your heart goes up faster, your mind clears till you have only one thing in your head, aim, shot… One day while waiting for a pray, the guy saw a deer. He’s hear started to beat faster as he slowly raised his weapon. He aimed like every time, waited till he tought to have a clear shot, and pulled the trigger. The thundering of his weapon echoed thru the forest for a few seconds, scared birds flyed up from the trees around… and then.. silence.. like every time…
He walked up to his prey, to see it… the fruit of his hunt… like every time… but this time was different… He missed this time badly, he didnt miss his target… but he didnt kill it. And there it was… the work of his own two hands, the deer lying on the ground, bleeding. He tought first that its dead, so he kneeled next to it… and then he saw something what he didnt forget through his whole life…. it was a teaching…
a teaching about what we and everything around us is… about the worth of life… and what we do each time we pull a trigger while we aim at something living…
all that in a single stream of tears…
cause the deer was crying… silently, without moving even a little bit…
it was the last time he aimed at something living…
animals are magnificent creatures indeed… dolphins, deers… even your little doggy wich jumps up on you when you get home…
They feel the same as we do… they feel happyness, sadness… they fear or get mad… they even love and hate…
I know many of my brothers who will never experience such a thing… they are closed down towards something like this. The concept of dieing innerly is actually really simple… who doesnt want to understanding his own race… will never be able to really understand any other races either…
I dont know how many of you actually did see the results of the “hunt” of humans. On land or in water, i saw and withnessed things wich never should have happened, but sadly… its happening.
Its the same as every each morning you wake up, and open your eyes.
Something draws you back to the sleep… not the tiredness… something you cant really define… a little pain over your still beating heart… not phisicaly… it more like something missing… something that should be there but you cant find it… its something really important, but you cant remember what it was, so you start to ignore it.
You do a lot of things to overwhelm this feeling. You play games, go out a lot, dance till the morning, overwork yourself, go training or participating in sports… like hunting…
Whew… im now really far away from the actual topic, arent i?
What i wanted to tell you anyway? Nothing much… im just a freak afterall
but…
consider that some people see things, others dont…
those who dont see, arent blind usualy… they just dont want to see…
Why? Only they know… and maybe… those who can see…
And this means that many wouldnt understand something like “dolphin sex” just like you cant understand why they are so denying and why they swear at you.
Its all about that little bit of light we search for in our lives…
Some find it during looking at the clouds during a suny spring day, others find it during they plant trees into hard gound… and others again in sex.
Its not what you do, its how and why you do it.
I wrote this mail because of multiple toughts… i wanted to remember those who think animals are “just” animals on something… something they are either hiding from… or never saw…
and also… i wanted to ask all those who write here to remember on “how” and “why” they act as they do.
And one more thing… a humans life isnt “worth” more than any other life on this planet, but humans can do a lot more than other species can do on this planet. Allways keep this in mind, cause even if not in eye to eye, you are the biger and the stronger… and as such you should protect the weaker… since every each of your actions in life leave marks…
Its your choice if its a wound… or a good memory…
yeh man, i make my girlfriend dress up as a dolphin all the time, it makes me well horny, she calls me flipper when she cums and she even smells like a dolphin (well fishy). I’d do her in the blow hole if i could!
I have read every comment on this page and I say now, what diverse and fascinating opinions on society this subject has generated. Within my own thoughts I consider sex with a dolphin fascinating. How it would feel. Emotionaly and physicaly. Is it to be guilty pleasure or passionate romance. Such a decision. The conflict of conscience. Such a dilemma. I must leave now but I will be wathing, I may even write again. Feel free to mull this over in the meantime and comment at will. I enjoy a little helpful criticism.
Did I forget to mention that I am infact australian and I am only 14 and I do find the human mind very interesting. Oh and if you do find a dolphin willing to make love to you and you want to do the same, do consider the future before the present, make your choice and think about the results of your actions.
sex rocks
dolphins love sex they really do
I haven’t read this entire page but I have seen quite enough. There are people talking about sex with a dolphin as if it is ok like the breeze of spring. It is not normal to have a sexual relation with any animal. And people don’t worry, I’m not saying that I curse you for even thinking about it. But u should not even take the action if you had the chance. What if you were to be caught. It would definetly ruin your chances of having a normal life if it ended up in the hands of the police. And if I can recall the HIV virus was traced back to it’s orginal birth place, Africa were it has taken the most effect upon the people living there. It was transmitted from a primate to a human. It is still partly unclear, but most whom know of this believe the human must have been a man. Since the rate of HIV is much higher in males. I believe it was probably a male because well lets face it we are known for our kinky and unatural sexual needs.
I believe some of the people on this site are simply curious of this topic. And wouldn’t actually do it, But one must also take in consideration that it could destroy you emotionaly. I read one comment that mentioned how it was fine in some cultures long ago to perform these acts with animals. Well I have never heard of such things but I believe it’s possible. But even if so then thats what it was ” long ago”. And thats no excuse to invlove in such an activity in present day. And Men also use to kill those whom merely differed on religious beliefs which is without a doubt, just as immoral as plastering a dolphin.Anatomicaly it’s far from natrual, so if someone ocasionally performs this then they should ocasionally consider health issues as well as mental.
Don’t get me worng I’m no saint and have atributes that I dislike about myself. But I do not fully enbrace these things
But I believe if you don’t feel guilty about pondering over this matter with dolphins or any other sexual matter than it might be ok as long as it only remains a fantasy and not a option. Remember know one should cast thier shadow down on you for wanting to question certain aspects as this. But just know in yourself the way that feels right to you and understand it’s effect on you. But also take a look at how the rest of the world treats it and then compare. You may learn that you are right and the world is unable to see out of the box, or the world can be right and u might find yourself in the wrong. Just be cautious and take care.
this subject gives me a great feeling inside i just read the whole board and i would like to ask if anyone could tell me where to find a local ny dolphin pod i would even go out to long island for the experiance
yeahy i f****d kimmy gibbler
andrew dont be such a closed minded person open your simple mind to other things outside of your closed world
Interesting concept. It can sound erotic, romantic or disgusting, it really depends on the way you look at it. I personally think it sounds fine if you really love the fin and you’re sure it loves you and both you and fin consent than go for it. I found an interesting website on how to do it and the author CLAIMS to have done it for themselves. I do not know the precise address but if you type dolphin sex into google web search it should be there, that’s where I found it. Oh and remember I DO look at this subject seriously.
Just an add on to my previous comment. If you are considering sex with a fin just remember: A dolphin can harm you. By the way I have read this whole page. Congratulations for a subject that has kept people commenting for almost four years.
I applaud those zoos who have been outspoken on this page. For anyone curious the verses the bible thumpers are refering to is in the book of Leviticus, i believe chapter 19. Regardless the only two commandments given to christians were said by Jesus in the New Testament and they are the “Golden Rule” and “Love God with all your body soul and mind” No where in there do i see rules against dolphin sex or any other types of sex so go crazy but just for wisdom’s sake keep any possible consequences in mind. Personally i feel being a zoophiliac is fine and i am one i even have a small bit of experience.
I know all about phin sex, I have worked at an aquarium for over 18 years. Dolphins and pseudoorcas are sexual animals and in order to keep the dolphins happy most of the time trainers would “masturbate” the males to keep the sexual tension out of the shows. Though I have not ‘mated’ with a dolphin, I have had a few ‘sexual advances ‘from the males, such as rubbing up their body and **** ’ against me and trust me. Believe me many a time the thought has crossed my mind, I just havn’t had the guts to try it. Their **** is prehensile and i have seen the males on occasion grab some toys with their **** .
Trust me I think one day i will try it and let ya’ know especially since this needs a female P.O.V.
Guys. Don’t kick/f**k your female dogs c**t out of the house yet … Fixed or Knot. She can out f**k you the same as a dolphin. Only if receptive for the act. Your dog can’t just swim away … A Dolphin can. No leash law there. K-9s are great pets and make for good sex partners when willing. Male/Female/Man/Woman… It’s the MOOD as they used to say. Are you in it??? Have a Great Day.
could anyone tell me where i could find a partner i am very londley and have been ridiculed about my feelings towards dolphins and such
HAS ANYONE TRIED ORAL!?!?!
I think the idea is pretty erotic. I’d do it in a flash, just sounds weirdly exotic and fun.
YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SICK F***S, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING , NEED I REMIND YOU DOLPHINS ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES AND THINKING THIS IS ACCETABLE BEHAVIOR TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU’D LIKE TO F**K ONE IS ABSURD. SICK FREAKS GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO THAT FANTASIZE ABOUT A SEA CREATURE, CAUSE YOUR DAMN WIFE WON’T GIVE YOU ANY, ROT IN HELL YOU PERVERTED F***S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a reason humans and dolphins can not successfully produce offspring…sooo maybe you should stick with humans and stop being so desperite to have sex.
BAHAHA!
I am entirely with all of you Zoophiles and would probably partake in such an intimate act if the chance arose. Just swimming with dolphins would be an amazing experience in and of itself. I must say two things though:
1. To the person who posted that dolphins aren’t intelligent because they live in the water and breathe air (and anyone else who wants to talk about it). Doesn’t the fact that they breathe air, but still live in the water, bring up a lot of thoughts about the link between humans and dolphins. There must be some reason why they live in the water and breathe air (besides the fact that they are mammals). Just think about it for a minute.
2. I just saw something cool on Nature. They were in Antarctica watching Orcas (part of the same family as dolphins). At the end of the program, it showed video taken under the water of an Orca swimming directly towards the camera. Just before it turned to swim away, it blew a water bubble out of it’s blow hole. I just thought that was cool. Maybe a sign of intelligence and maybe not, you decide.
I am excited to see how long this topic can stay current. I will visit once in a while to check for updates.
Bye for now,
DeAtHrApToR
Hey, what happened to the rest of the entries?
Well, this post has been amusing to say the least. I suppose that if it could be proved to me that dolphins were as intelligent as people, I would say do as you will (although personally I think the fish breath would be a major turn off). I am not opposed to interspecie/alien sex of like-intelligent creatures… but I’m not terribly convinced that dolphins are up to par with my intelligence. On the other hand, I think many humans aren’t either….
A fun read anyway.
Wanted for fun, maybe more. Bottle nosed dolphin with tight blow hole. Have own swimming pool, wife is out on a Thursday
hey all i’m new to this whole sex with dolphins but i think it sound cool and kinky………
i spend a lot of time of yiffy sites and find the dragons and dolpins turn me on the most… since there are no dragons around now…..
a recon i’ed have a go at a dolpin…..
I see some comments about “sex with other animals means hell”
OK here is an animal called the *mule*, and it’s bred from mating a horse and donkey
Yes, to those who are ignorant, these two animals are not the same
Go on, tell them to go to hell
Ha
dolphin prostitues for rent. Do they swallow?
If given half the chance i would definetly have sex with a dolphin(if the dolphin wanted to, i would never force a dolphin). I think a dolphin is intellegent in a different way than we are. And for all you who oppose dolphin sex, why do you visit this site then? And if your oppose to it how did you find it? For tasha, if the dolphin doesn’t want to have sex with you you better not try to force it, its the dolphins and the humans choice. And did you ever think that sex is the way dolphins communicate with us? mabey? Its the dolphin choice.
Note: Tasha is up six from mine.
You people are f***ing disgusting….. hope you go to hell for even considering this s**t.. gross f***s.
One is thing knowing the facts about dolphins and another thing is being insane. Yea i hope you people that are going to or are having sexual relationships with dolphins or any other ANIMAL enjoy it and enjoy it well because you all will burn in the flames of hell for eternity.
Hi im new here but i have to say i find the whole concept very interesting. I agree with all u zoo’s out there go for it i say and all u bible nuts can get f***ed. If u don’t like it why come here. He he i said a bad word.
Anyway I say to all u guys thanks for giving me a new outlook on humanity’s inasanity HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hey, humanity insanity, cool it rymes, lol.
In response to bluwave I have two comments on your entry. The first is about “humanity insanity”. Yes it rhymes but might it also suggest something. Think about it. The second is simple, you misspelt blue Noddy.
I still await any comments from those who may actually have done it with a dolphin and are prepared to describe it in detail.
I’m 16 but I already know I’m a zoophile, I would never reject a relationship with an animal if they don’t reject me and the possibility is given. Yes I’m also attracted to humans but I extend that range to animals, naturally (yes I think this is part of our life on this world, if you read up on some comments you see many places’ people hold it an honour to be accepted by an animal).
All you freaks out there (yes those who call themselves “normal” are the real freaks) learn2accept instead of judging something you clearly do not have a flying f**k about, sorry for the word. And the law, I think I could strangle the life out of those who ever were remotely responsible for that “Bible” and “religion” bull **** that does not do anything except taking parts of our lives away which we should be supposed to live.
I wish I had the chance but as for now I think I won’t really have a chance with a land mammal, let alone get out to a private seashore :'(.
Wish you all luck my “colleagues” and have fun with your truly valuable and adventurous sexuality (if you ask me human-human intercourses are plain boring, you must break out of the average and find your real self)Personally merely reading about the qualities of a dolphin “girl” (call them that, them mammals be equal to us) got me excited bloody much already.
Take care 🙂
Ahhh, i love a good argument. Still i ask, how do the people who hate “us” find this site? Why can’t it be normal, in some country having sex with an animal is a privilage! I prefere dolphins but i will not dissagree with other animals people love. My second would be horses. Too bad there are no dragons….
Good argument for sure.
Don’t misunderstand me by the way, I’m not some kind of guy who just wants lots of sex, but there is something about animals that you can’t find in people. No corruption. They are not affected by others, they are not crazed by wealth or fame, they are not restricted by law, and most certainly they are not discriminative.
Who wouldn’t like it?
This seems like a very interesting and may I say long running discussion.
I’m 15, and live in Australia, a land surrounded by beautiful beaches and oceans, and the idea seems very interesting. I agree that dolphins are highly intelligent mammals (I wouldn’t have said they had an IQ any higher than 95 or so, but I haven’t had too much interaction with them) and as has been stated in the past, you only live once!
You should do as much during your time on this lump of dirt as possible. And if no physical or mental harm comes to you or the dolphin, why not?
I was raised Christian, but I have since moved to Atheism, and I gotta say, shame on all of you who have mentioned religion. You should neither use YOUR faith as a weapon to slander others with, nor should you insult others beliefs. If you don’t think there is any kind of god, don’t scream it at people. Just chuckle about other’s stupidity quietly to yourself.
Well, believe me, if I ever move somewhere a little closer to the coast, I will certainly try this out. And it really isn’t just a sexual thing. I have a very deep bond with my pet cat (I know it isn’t the same(And no, I don’t **** my cat)) and I’ve had her before I was even born. Even now in her growing senility, she shows affection towards me, whilst hissing and clawing at anyone else. I respect all animals that show even a hint of sentience (I do not consider dogs sentient).
Well, that’s enough of my ranting. I leave you with a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy quote:
“It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For example, on the planet earth, man had always assumed he was more intelligent than dolphins because they had achieved so much; the wheel, New York, wars, and so-on, while all the dolphins ever did was muck about in the water and have a good time. Conversely, the dolphins believed they were more intelligent than man for exactly the same reasons.”
Damn… I’ve been reading the comments here and… damn!
Ok, I admit that the idea of shagging a female dolphin sounds slightly arousing to me too… but that does not mean it’s not wrong.
It’s true, dolphins are the smartest known animal species after humans, but nevertheless their brain-to-body-mass ratio is still considerably smaller than ours, not to mention that their lack of opposable thumbs and access to fire has prevented them from creating an advanced culture, if they do have a “culture” at all (which is a current subject of debate among biologists).
My point is, even though they are smart and can enjoy sex, they cannot rationally CONSENT to it! A dolphin has no idea that it might be dangerous, he has no idea that there could be sexually-transmitted diseases involved, they are not “smart” or knowledgeable enough, when compared to humans, to fully understand the implications of having sex with a member of other species.
There is a misbalance of power between humans and dolphins, not physical, but psychological and knowledge-wise. We know and understand more than them the implications of what we are doing. We know the risks, we understand the posibilites of injury and the social taboos involved – they don’t.
Straighten up people, this is the real world. Having sex with a dolphin can never be fully consensual, there is a strong misbalance of power there! We don’t really know *how* smart dolphins really are, and until we do, we should consider them unable to consent. Zoophilia is rape.
Sex with a dolphin is akin to having sex with a child. They can say “no” and “yes”, but they don’t fully understand what they are doing as well as we do.
You are the kind of person I have to tell the truth over and over and Over and OVER and OVER AGAIN for.
Of course animals can consent, and of course zoophilia is not rape (let’s not confuse it with the disgusting “bestiality”), and of course there are many reasons you cannot compare zoophilia and pedophilia. Let’s look at that.
Zoophilia:
– In case the human is sane, then it’s interaction between two adult/mature species. Zoophiles will not molest child animals.
– Nobody forces the other and the human should accept if his partner doesn’t wish to mate at a given time (any animal has a way to say “no”. Try forcing a mare and you will be risking your life. If you have read the “How to” guide to dolphins, it clearly states we shouldn’t force it (as well as stating there are no risks of sexual diseases etc.)) The animal will have no social problems, of course.
– It usually goes beyond the mere need to have sex (again, see the dolphin guide describing how you are advised to cuddle them if you don’t want to hurt their feelings with a “one night fling” behaviour)
Pedophilia:
– Interaction between an adult/mature person and one who is not. This has the potential to cause defects in the child, and/or severe trauma.
– The adult will have no problems at all to overpower a child, forcing it to satisfy their needs. They can also use some way of psycho-therapy, such as threatening with punishment if the child speaks of the act (which furthers the pressure on the victim). The child will have social problems and continue to have them, chances are the life is ruined more or less.
– Not much feelings are involved, although some pedophiles are known to actually show love towards the child in question, this is not the average case. Quite frankly, they just go for an orgasm.
Compare the above points and think again, telling that we’re violent perverts like pedophilic people is insulting without a basis. We won’t force anyone, we will feel love and we won’t risk ourselves, or the partner, for that matter.
P.s. Dolphins can say “no” and “yes”, and a host of other stuff, the dolphin kind has a language generally made from clicks and vocalisation. How interesting, two species have a language on Earth eh? (apart from barking or other plain vocal warnings and some minimal gestures, that some other animals use) 🙂
On an other note to the 15 y/o colleague, are you a virgin? I think it could be the coolest thing to lose virginity to a dolphin. =) Atheism must be fun, I don’t think I have any concrete religion, I believe in lots of stuff including God as the creator, and reincarnation, and not believing in fate, etc. :p (Speaking of reincarnation I want to be reborn as a) a nice mammal of some sort, b) in an age where not only homosexuality but also zoophilia is legal and respected (has yet to come)).
Remember, if the guide doesn’t work for you (as far as I see it, some absurd commercial/porn search engine replaced the linked address), then look it up at http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html, the guide in its entire beauty. (advices like try not to use oral methods, try not to interact with bruises/unwashed/diseased (for the dolphin’s sake) and be patient (takes half a week or longer to earn a dolphin’s trust before you’re granted the known sign of affection). Have fun 🙂
Dude… don’t try to justify it.
You are missing the point entirely.
According to the law, if you have sex with a child (and, in many countries, with an animal) it’s statutory rape, even if you love the child/animal and didn’t use violence on them.
The word “statutory” is the clue here… it means that, even if the sexual act is not violent and has the ‘apparent consent’ of both subjects, it’s still considered illegal by the law. It’s rape-by-status.
This is because, animals, like children, are not able to give INFORMED CONSENT.
They are not considered, by the law and modern science, as fully-functional, sapient, informed entities capable of understanding the implications of a sexual act with a grown-up human being.
Like I explained above, there is a misbalance of psychological and knowledge-wise power in a human-animal relation.
As sentient species, we are aware of the implications of having sex with another race, while dolphins cannot grasp this concept as well as we do.
It doesn’t matter if you force the animal or not! How do you know the animal does not suffer psychological damage? Are you a biologist or an animal psychologist? Do you know what goes through the dolphin’s mind?
A dolphin has no idea that he may kill you, that he might get injured (yeah, as the guy said in the article, risk of injury is very high and I bet that applies to the dolphin too), he has no idea of the social implications of this act… he’s in a weaker position to make a decision about having sex with you or not.
The truth is that, even though dolphins are the smartest animal species, we still do not know how smart they really are.
Do they really consent to the act? Can there exist consent when there’s no sapience?
Dolphins have a way of communicating between their species, but scientists are still unsure of how complex this ‘language’ is, or if it deserves to be called a language at all.
Not to mention that children can speak our language too, but that doesn’t justify having sex with them, right?
Also, you say that pedophiles use psycho-theraphy techniques with children… how do you know this does not happen with zoophiles as well?
Maybe the dolphin thinks you will stop giving him fish if he attacks you? Maybe he sees you as a protector or parent figure, much like a child would? How do you know what’s going on through the dolphin’s mind?
Until we are able to fully understand the dolphin mind and figure out how smart they really are, until we are able to discover if they have a culture or not, until we are able to fully communicate with them, they should be considered de facto non-sapient, just to be on the safe side.
My main point is that the law always errs on the side of caution. And it should be that way.
For example, if you have a refrigerator brand that ‘might be dangerous and explode’, better take it off the market and not prove yourself right when your house blows up.
It’s the same in this case; We don’t know how smart dolphins really are, and we don’t know if they can understand what they are doing, if they get psychological damage or not, or if they understand that they might be INJURED from having sex with a human. So, until we know how smart they really are, let’s just err on the safe side and avoid f*cking them.
If zoophiles, as you say, really love animals, I think they should cuddle them and stay on the safe side, rather than risk injuring them, right?
PS: I never said zoophiles or pedophiles were necessarily violent. That is *your* biased assumption.
Maybe you are the one that needs to be told things “over and over” since you haven’t actually refutted the points I made in my previous post.
First of all, if you do sex right then there should be no risk of injury, many people suffer injuries because they did something *wrong*, but animals won’t do that, they simply know normal sex has no dangers (dolphins should know it better, they have sex extremely often and prosper, don’t they). You did not say we are violent, but most of the people hide behind stuff like “but it is rape, you hurt the animal, etc.”, so I assumed you belong to that group also and tried to point out how it’s >impossible
to compare zoophilia and pedophilia. (supposing the sentence got lost somewhere)
Yes I agree with Nature’s Call that too many people mistake zoophilia and beastality. (I think that beastality is disgusting and would never even consider trying to force a dolphin) I really dont know whats wrong with animal sex, i wish that it was a normal and legal thing. I would most prefer a dolphin for sex, like Nature’s Call says (I think it could be the coolest thing to lose virginity to a dolphin. =) ) But I wouldn’t mind a human woman from time to time…. and still my question is that how do people that think zoos are disgusting find this site??? Yet theres some fun in arguing.
Oh and its the dolphin who choses to have sex, not you.
And it would be very interesting to hear from anyone who has actually had sex with a dolphin!!
Hey, ive read this so many times, thinking about what people have stated about dolphin sex. I still cant find anything wrong with it, there amazing creatures. i laugh quite a bit when people come onto this site and complain and mumble how this is disgusting, it isnt at all. I have done this before, and its actually really amazing… and really it is. If any one would like to talk to me, just write on this blog about and ask me questions, ill be on as constant as i can to talk about it if interested. And remember as long as you treat the animal with care, it actually a relationship you will never forget.
Exactly.
Now the only thing left is getting older, bye parents, moving to a coast and begin a life. 😉
Heh, the funny thing is, i not even out of my parents clutches yet ^-^ but yea, i did it, and if you do consider thinking of it as beggining a new life then go right ahead =P. because i sure damb wish i could marry a dolphin… lol. After the experience i had with one, why not? there amazing creatures, they love you, literally, if you love them, and what is there to hate about them? even if people tell you its disgusting, obviously here thinking “Hmmm… i want a dolphin for my birthday…” the urge to get this close isnt wrong, its so normal.
Oh, and if any one has any questions about my ‘experience’ you are free to ask any question, as long as it doesnt concern any personal info ‘Location of me, and stuff.’ but im willing to answer anything someone asks me =P
One question for the moment, was it the atlantic or pacific?
Just wondering which coast should i move to.
lol, it was the atlantic, in florida, luckily i own a private beach there so no problems there ^-^
Just ask anything every1, im more than happy to answer
hell this site has been goin on for a few years
Yes, Yes it has, lol,
Im still waiting for any question about my experience lol… the answers are on the tip of my tougue… i want to answer!!! plz make questions, lol, ask anything
Ok I’ll let you have your orgasm
How was it? 🙂 Did it match the description on the site?
On another note, almost any coast is fine unless it’s too far from the equator, since dolphins tend to be all the **** around the warm seas. 😉
Ps: gifv me ur fooking private coast *drools*
Found this while doing research for my law class: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html
Found it interesting, see Did it :P, you CAN marry a dolphin. I am interested in hearing about your experiences too 🙂
lol, it was amazing… female dolphins are so much more affectionate.. if u no wat i meen, lol, its just takes you on a ride, vibrating and moving around your Genital, lol, always wanted to say that, and its hard to imagine but you come in a moinute or two, kind of annoying but its amazing, oh and if u do this… Spend time with the dolphin to show u love it!!! it will ‘DUMP’ you if u dont, lol
And no private cost for you,nature, lol
Damn I’ll need my own coast then ;D
Yes I heard about that woman before.
You do come in 2 mins or less but who cares? Maybe in time we could acclimatize to their customs and “play” twice a day average, that makes up for it. (don’t tell me you hump your girlfriend 2 or more times one day) 🙂
lol, just to inform you, if your nice and gentle to the dolphin, u can have sex about 4 a times day, as long as ou act like shes your wife or something close to you, because, just since there animals, they have emotions… if u hurt them, say bye bye to ‘free willy’ lol.
I’m not a chunk of wood, I exactly know what emotions are (in contrary to many). No need to teach me 😉
You can do 4 a day but that’s extremely tiring for a human, sooner or later. (optimal is later :D)
Here’s a great site w/ dolphins http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/main.html.
Wonder where dvg went, long time since he had something to say ^^
No such sites please, can hardly wait as I am :J
Yes there is, just look down a little and you’ll see it.
It says open the delfi.dolphinparadise.net home page
Another question for did it, whats it like, like what does the dolphin do?
yay, a question! lol, well first, the dolphin can either nudge against your crotch and turn over to there under side to show u there erection, ooor, they will do some thrusts up against u in order to sustain erection, i have no clue why but our skin is like a lubricant to them, lol. if u are doing it with a female, its almost like vibrations going around your *cough* , and it will run in many various ways until u come, and most of the time, they will at the same to as well.
I just realized something: think of all the zoo sites you stumble upon, I hate it when I get those damn sites when I am looking for something completely different, but when you look for something like dolphins, you find zip, nada, nothing.
A girl dolphin has got to be the hottest thing ever since buttered toast.
I couldn’t agree with you more 🙂 For those of you who would condemn people like us just remember this, there are alot more things that you could be worrying about right now. You are so vocal in your objections to this, but remember that a dolphin could kill you if it wanted to.
LOL! Nature’s Call. Good point Indy. Sounds great did it.
Rofl! i love natures call’s last post, gotta right that one down ^-^
And welcome to the blog Indy =P
Just wanna say one thing, my name (Did it) i just wrote to show i did it, lol
My will be Cookalooka, rofl, a name i use all the time for no apparent reason =D
Im TRanSForming!!!! lol, this will be my name from now on, obey it!!!
I found something interesting earlier. Did you know that next to apes, the next animal that we share the most DNA in common with is the dolphin? 97% the same. Also, some scientists have found evidence that humans and dolphins spent a brief stint, about a million years, evolving side by side in the oceans. That explains why we are almost completely hairless compared to apes, dolphins in fact have a few small hairs on their snouts, naturally boyent (unsure of spelling), and are able to swim before we can walk, apes are terrified of water. Just something to keep in mind.
I bet you are wondering why I chose the name Indy, no I am not from Indiana, a teacher of mine just used to call me Indiana Jones, on account that my last name is Jones. And since that is the name I used way back when on this site, I figured that I should use it now.
Some people compare this to raping a child, keep in mind that dolphins are smarter than a child, I know some pretty dumb adults as well, I bet some kids are smarter than them. Also dolphins are smart enough to use language, they are the only other animal aside from humans that have this ability. And you can’t rape a dolphin, they are 400+ pounds of pure muscle. This is the equivalent of 2 NFL linebackers,(both in terms of size and intelligence:P) try to rape THEM and see what happens. 😀
Lol, very good points indy, adn yes, we are definitely close to dolphins in all ways, i mean, hello? people like ‘doing it’ Dolphins like ‘doiung it’ hint hint! lol, u can find plenty of things we are related towards dolphins with
I find it amazing just HOW close we are, I mean, if you were just 3% different on the genetic level, you would be a dolphin. Of all the animals on the planet only 2 have sex for other than procreation, only 2 animals kill for reasons other than food, only 2 are capable of language, dolphins and humans. In other words, dolphins are more like us than apes are. You could write several books on just how similar our two species are.
Sounds fun. So, who’s up for “evolving side by side” dolphins for some more years? Free ice tea on the beach!
I mean, dolphins are shiny, wet and horny. Everyone likes shiny wet horny things! Or, well, I do. =)
Lol, but keep in mind, their as touchy as females are in humans, if u dont show u love them, theyll think it was just a hit and bang run, and theyll leave ya’ lol
Exactly!
I know emotions, I have emotions, they’re as good as a human girl except they don’t have all those **** qualities that humans often do.
I’m not looking for bang-bang, I’m a decent zoophile 😉
And that doesn’t change the point, and the point is they’re shiny wet and horny !
I am curious how many women want to have sex with a dolphin, and also if any woman here has. It seems to me that it has just been us guys talking about this.
Agreed Indy… Agreed . lol, please girls we know your out there, can u just say that your on this site? were curious =D lol, and no were not predators that will kill you, were o wat do u call them… GUYS! lol, so this site is normal to us
I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that no women — at least no *sane* women — have ever wanted to have sex with a dolphin.
I also think it’s quite fair to say that no man has ever (successfully) had sex with a dolphin.
I find it incredible that this silly link I posted — over five years ago! — to what is almost certainly an apocryphal story about this particular type of inter-species sex has generated more than 350 comments.
Please feel free to continue adding comments, but I (still) reserve the right to delete and / or edit any comments which I consider offensive.
Yay its dvg, i thought he had gone. Wow this has been going on for FIVE years!!! Thats crazy. And no i dont thing a normal woman could have sex with a dolphin because the dolpins **** is to big. And yes dvg im pretty sure that some people have had sex with a dolphin. Hmm you should put a link for Counter-Strike or Half-Life of something like that….
Lol, just to tell you Dvg, i have had sex with one, so talk to the *cough* thing =P, lol, and yea, no surprise that girls dont want to do it, lol, its like putting a tree stump for a cork for a bottle, doesnt fit!!! =P
Why not have sex with them? They’re closest to humans in any term, I think it’s pretty normal. And since you don’t have to worry about children, that could potentially add to the experience (unless you dream of forming a merman family). 🙂
Hey Cookalooka, how long have you known the dolphin? I mean like talked to it, played with it, swam with it etc?
lol, good question, her name is sophie and ive known her for 3 years now. she liked the name sophie for some reason, lol, i said it and she responded all squeaky so there ya go! =D
Hey Cookalooka, how do you avoid your parents?? And how many times do you have sex with her in a week(or a month)??
(parents dont know!) heh, they live ina different state, they know about her, but not our affair ^-^. and maybe once a week, lol, but sometimes she gets in random moods where she just wants more and more. (i love those times, lol)
Why not? I’m pretty sure I would tell my parents just to see their faces :), or send a mail home like “… and I have a new girlfriend, her name is Sophie. You can find a photo in the mail”. At that point, your parents eagerly reach for the photo and fall off their chairs when they see you hugging a dolphin giving a peck to her on the beak.
They’ll accept or hate you, depends, they can’t do anything about you anyways 😉
Hmmm…….I just have to say for now that your a lucky b*s*a*d Cookalooka!!!!
I always thought that if a creature starts down the path of wanting sex for plesure…it could lead to newer intelligences. Like…mabey…love?
=P
lizard is indeed right, who couldn’t love a dolphin? 🙂
Well, I could for sure!
Just about the relation between humans and dolphins, correct me if I’m wrong but babies learn to swim earlier than walk, think about it. 🙂
Brain… hurts… >.
Me…want….DOLPHIN!!!!!!
You all are sick freaks. Raping dolphins like that(or haveing fantisies)
Burn in hell, why the f**k would you want a dolphin?!?!? Beastality!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia
http://firstlight.net/~chythar/manawolf/articles/zooessay.htm
Dear Damn2, this pretty much describes it, except that bestiality in common informal contexts refers to raping people, while I prefer zoophilia which is more than that. If you read them, you lose. And anyways.
You didn’t even read the guide, hence the assumption that people rape them.
lol, i love hearing other peoples opinions, because evnetually, hes gonna think about it for 5 minutes and start jacking off to it, lol, i bet any one 10$ hes gonna come bak on and say that this isnt true! lol
LOL! if u u think its so gross, then howd u find this site… pervert ^-^
Don’t you just love how no matter how manytimes you explain it, they don’t seem to understand. Expand people, you’ve only got one life!
Damn2, it is impossible to rape a dolphin, they are 400+ lbs of pure muscle, in fact, there are recorded instances that dolphins have raped humans.
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020606/world.htm
Damn2, read the effing guide, learn about something first before you bash it, otherwise we could show you information that would make you look ignorant.
Besides, there is something called the Freedom of Speech, which allows us to say stuff like this. If I wanted to say that I hate George Bush Jr. I can. I can say anything I want about him. If you want to bash these people, at least do it after you read the guide and do some non-biased research. BTW, most, if not all, the people here detest beastiality, which is rape, zoophilia is by definition the love of animals, which is what we are, animal lovers. Specifically the love of dolphins.
Actually Indy dolphins do have fat, to keep them warm. Mmm…shiny…soft….
What Indy said. 😀
Of course they have fat, else they wouldn’t have such pretty curves. 😉
Shiny and soft, yes that too.
“A girl dolphin has got to be the hottest thing ever since buttered toast.” – by Me. Heed the prophecy. =)
Who else is having erotic dreams about dolphins? Omg I am gonna go crazy!!!
lol, great explaination Indy, and im sure all of us are going nuts for cocoa puffs about dolphins for dreams DD, lol. And damb 2, dont come back here… until you admit that you are like every other guy who loves dolphins and wants to be with them, lol.
Dragons-Dolphins, I’m not for example!
No matter how I’d like sometimes, I just couldn’t dream about dolphins yet. If someone can explain that, they’ll get a cookie.
Ok…
What do you mean by your not for example?
look i dont have any problem with any 1 who would like to have sex with a dolphin but should i remind u all that dolphins are ANIMALS NOT SEX TOYS. you should get to know the dolphin more before u have sex with it. let me put it this way spend sometime with he or she for the next 3 or 4 days and when there ready thay will let u know . o and just to note i am in fact loved by a dolphin as well as i love her. we have been together for 2 years and those who think im f…ing insane let me tell u that god made us all equal human and creature alike.
i agree with u kyle especaily about the fact that god made us all equal human and creature alike . and let me point something out 2 u all who think this is wrong including the author . u shouldnt judge people 4 their beliefs cuz then u be doing a sin of your own
ok kyle look i can agree with u but yet i also dissagre i mean yes humans and creatures should be treated equaly(in some cases) but u realy shouldnt have sex with them at all i guess its ok that your in love with a dolphin i mean i said once i my life that love isnt always perfect but on the other hand many people just think that you can automaticly get sex off an animal. NOW THATS REALY INSANE. but still i mean i realy shouldnt be bothering u about your life neither your relationship with a dolphin but sometimes now that i think of it many people find your kind of bond disgusting. (i think mostly the author) yet who gives a **** . dont let any one let u down over some stupid thing.keep living life for your sake and maybe some day we will all see what you and others see in dolphins. and other things as well. this is that guy and im out see ya=)
Yes Kyle I did know that.
Please note that starting now I am going to simply delete any comments containing profanity.
Also please note that nonsense comments are deleted as well. Please stop posting things like, “sex sex sex.”
just a question dvg how in the world are we gana talk about dolphin sex if cant even say “sex”
and i bet your answer is going to be use ur imagination
I didn’t say you couldn’t use the word “sex”. What I said was that I won’t tolerate profanity and that the person that keeps typing nonsense is really starting to annoy me.
This weekend someone kept typing comments like, “sex sex sex oh my gosh I want to f*** a dolphin I’m so horny.” That’s just obnoxious.
And yes, I know who you are.
ok someone please tell me who in the world is ???????????????? he keeps sending stuff about me saying F*** OFF and U AND YOUR F***ING DOLPHIN FREINDS SUCK MY C*** how in the world did he even get my email address who is this guy? please tell me if he says any more stuff about me
Note: Email addresses are never displayed on this site unless you specifically enter them into your comments.
kyle, that guy must be dire.
As for profane language, that only proves the user is not even able to express themselves with common words.
And about silly comments, go troll on ytmnd or such, this blog appears more serious, than what the category it’s filed under would suggest. 🙂
Dragons-Dolphins, now as a reply to your no. 399 post, my no. 397 post was a reply to your no. 395 post. 🙂
Speaking of me, I’d like chatting with some of you people, excluding the trolls and other unidentifiable life forms, so here goes my cloak address: antal_384@hotmail.com. Write me and if I find you legit I’ll tell my actual addresses. 😉
Let’s have a chat every now and then ;p
Don’t remember how I came apon this, but I was definitely impressed after reading it. It’s an article explaining three ways in which dolphins are superior to humans.
http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.19.92/news/env0319.php
Also a question for Cookalooka:
What does a dolphins skin feel like?
Wow dolphins are lucky. (See website above)
Wow you guys r all skrewed up, yes im back. Just to see wat all you said about me! Go to hell fish skrewers!!!!
I have been here watching and reading what everyones said. First, let me say of all those who are offended, why did you come to this site?? Second, go f**k yourselves. I live in Florida, and have met and made love to a dolphin, and still do. For some of you imbasilles, only a small part of a males 14″ **** goes into the female. So my 8″ does fit in nicely. A female uses her vaginal muscles to milk the **** , so I don’t have to move back and fourth much. When a dolphin mates with you, it’s till death. The female will stay with me, and only leave if either of us doesn’t retun to our area. It seems she returns every day, and I will only take 2-3 days off to go shopping or buss. Sex was only gained with love and trust. No one can just go to the waters edge and expect to have sex with one. I spent over two months returning to my little cove, to swim in the nude without any prying eyes, before she would get close enough for me to even touch her. And she loves ginger cookies. So before the church goers, and the bible reciters, and the women who can’t get a man to show them as much love or get a man at all, have to condem me or anyone else, LOOK in your own back yard. Our love is unconditional.
CJCMSS, I sure hope you don’t run for office. You need to get your facts strait. The HIV virus is from Africa. But it was because the natives were eating infected monkeys NOT from having sex with them. STUPID!!!
yo guys im back just looking at all the cool stuff dvg has anyway i been seeing a lot of replys saying go skrew a dolphin and other stuff. look all u who think dolphin sex is wrong. how in the world excuse me WHAT IN THE WORLD LEAD U HERE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLES BELIFES. U SIKOS. anyway having sex with dolphins isnt that perverted actualy if u think of it because quote frome kyle (god created humans and creatures to be treated equally) witch i belive. this is that guy see ya later =)
i think dolphinsex is a great thing id think me and my girlfreind would like to try this out.
“Love for one is right”, you can’t get any type of STD from dolphins!!! Its impossable!!! OMFG GO TO HELL DAMN2!!!!(OMG Love for one YOU’RE SO F*****G LUCKY!!!!
Dolphins really have it easy, nothing but funfunfun, they even don’t sleep fully like we do! Read the article 411 to see how amazing their sexual abilitys are!
After I read it and thought about all their abilities, my person collapsed for a couple of hours and I didn’t even think I’m _worthy_ to go out with a dolphin. 🙂
They say, at least one quarter of humanity finds it desirable to reincarnate as a dolphin, count me in too!
Hey DeAtHrApToR, sorry i wasnt able to answer your question fast enough, the feeling of the dolphins skin is unique. its a, u are able to slide your hands over it but, its isnt slimy, and like most descriptions i hear, its like an inner tube. But either the inside of the females ‘area’ or the males **** , is more durable, so its more moist and almos the same to the skin. The female is my more familiar one, lol, since my friend Sopie and i know one another, =P
That’s fine, atleast you answered it, and very nicely might I add.
Thanks,
DeAtHrApToR
And by the way, Cookalooka, did you read the article I posted #411?
Why did you say “male’s **** ” when for the female you only said “area”? 🙂
It’s a **** !! 😉
The information you provided has been recorded and is appreciated.
rofl, i have no clue, this is my first log of talking about this stuff openly to people i have no clue of =P. soooooo
In reply to DeAtHrApToR, yes i did, doesnt it just make you jealous? we have to learn about them, stress our selves out with work… and they become horny about every day and have fun… human being have messed them selves up 😀 lol.
Ok, just to make you all smile with happiness, i know every one has atleast dreamt for the least about dolphins, WELL, if you looked at post 26, heres the link to solve your prblems, a website, if you go to the dolphin section, has videos of dolphins doing it, and… a series of a random male dolphin attemtping to masturbate a boey, poor thing, lol. The stories are probably the most erotic things ever, so enjoy them!
crudd… it didnt send, well any way, here is what you can type in, lol “www.delphi.dolphinparadise.net” ENJOY!
The address correctly is http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net .
I like the site and I love the stories, my favourite is the one with the homosexual orca and dolphin. 🙂
lol, thanks so much NC! and yes, that story is good, im not gay, but its just good in a form of “dolphiness” lol. and everyone who hasnt heard of this site, please visit it, instead of imagining about doing it with a dolphin, watch vid’s of Dolphins and pics of them (inside pictures if u no wat i meen) and stories that are perfect to read and Waste yourself, lol.
I wouldn’t think I’m gay either, but that story was pleasant to read anyways. If anyone knows how to contact the author through a messaging service then please tell.
Same applies if anyone knows someone who thinks they know a trace that probably leads to a chance to find the trails of Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn. :b
“A farmer who sells animal sex said he is extremely surprised that foreigners are ready to travel so far for it.”
I’m not so surprised.
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1458080.ece
In response to Comment #431:
Those people that ‘sell’ such a thing as ‘animal sex’ are just ‘money – sick – maniacs’ ! I don’t think they even care about those animals as long as money comes into their pockets.
And those people that come to these guys are simply ‘sex – maniacs’ !
I’m also a zoophile, and I’m telling you: that’s not zoophlia !!
It’s more like a bad form of bestiality combinet with greed.
Those can’t be emotional attachments to animals – those people are crazy.
Lol!
Such are the people who give us a bad name.
Comment #433:
Why “Lol” ? – That’s the truth !
Comment #434:
Too bad “normal” people tend to think that all of us are the same, like the media describes us.
Guess what ?! – We’re not !
Those “zoophiles” that you see on your TV or on the internet are the f***ing bestialitists (sorry for the word) – and we zoophiles are nothing like them.
They don’t give a s**t about animals, all they care about is sex and pleasure ! – Where as we zoos care for animals like you would care for your wife or husband.(maybe more…)
I totally agree with no body. the media syas all zoos are the same.not to mention they also consider zoos bestialists all looking for easy sex from an animal insted of from a girl (or guy) but that is just a stupid thing to say. its like saying that a guy that got a ticket for speeding and a first degree murderer are the same thing. they should keep an open mind.
Those looking for easy sex are already not in parallel with those looking for dolphins.
No_Body_ i was talking about #431. How its funny that people would travel so far for just animal sex.
Travelling is no concern, I’ll also travel as soon as I finish school, I need a coast or I’ll die 🙂
I’m not quite sure why those people travelled a lot though, seeing it as they didn’t love their mates (probably), where as I can say I’m in love, perhaps more than ever 😉
Oh and please check comment no. 410 and contact me, I could use more company on instant messaging sometimes 😉
Only people with a brain allowed 🙂
Why dolphins not your married wife? Why? Dear, strongly is a sin great against God. But why! dolphins why! why! why! why! why! ? I suggest to believe and receive Jesus Christ, sexing with dolphins will end total.
I’d rather receive love from a dolphin than receive Jesus Christ. And as for God, he may have created the Universe (unless you can explain how the big bang came out of nowhere) but he’s not here any more, and as such you can just give me your bible, so I can compress it into your esophagus.
Not even mentioning how unnatural marriage is, just a useless idea partially related to useless religion and the assumation of one person having to belong to only one other.
Please dont give us the bible talk Kibabu, we’ve heard it enough. I agree with you NC, as soon as i graduate from school its off to the coast for me!!!
I think it is vary interesting and if I Came across a female dolphin that
wanted to have sex with me I’d have to say YES.
If you Come across any pictures or MPEGs
Please Email me at tonyaldiaz@yahoo.com
I personally would love to have sex with a dolphin. I am a virgin and would love the chance to try to turn one in to a mermaid. Hell, at this point, any type of sex will do.
I’d Let Her Do all the work.
As long as the man-dolphin relationship is meaningfull
to the people that curse us: how dare you I think it is a wounderfull thing.
Dolphin lovers: We need to make our voices heard and spread far and wide.
DOLPHIN LOVERS UNITE!!!
If the dolphins want it then who are we to refuse. we need to create a patition
or somthing to get the medias attension while still staying anomous untill
the time is right.
I Think it is vary important to have our and our Dolphin friends voices heard.
dude i love sex with dolphins especially flipper hes awesome but his sister blendia is rowdy as hell
Well well, I wouldn’t even classify dolphin sex as zoophilia… I don’t think dolphins deserve the status of ‘simple animals’ – don’t you think ?!
They are definitely not ‘simple animals’. Our only barrier is language.
anybody find any interesting video clips email me at tonyaldiaz@yahoo.com
Apart from language we also have a severe difference, and that is the grasp that allows us to build objects which render our siblings slaves.
They can’t hold and combine or use items like we can, but it doesn’t look like they want to be similar to us. No reason after all, they’re perfectly fine, only humans build more and more and feel it isn’t enough yet.
The fact that they treat us as equals (although they could kill any human with a single move) shows great tolerance and understanding, that of which the “normal” people have a short supply, yet we reply to this kindness with locking them into tanks and telling them to do humiliating performances for the entertainment of fellow mutants.
This can’t go on, we should break that industry first, this is the word to spread. 🙂 Don’t go to dolphinariums and such, don’t pay these places, nor work at them, and tell your friends and relatives to follow. If you’re really interested in their intelligence I suggest you go to a coast and see it right on the spot. 😉 (though most of the time some research will be needed to find out where they reside and where they don’t)
I agree with you 100% How would they like it if dolphins traped them into a
Big glass tank under watter and make them role around like the dogs they are.
I am all of the sudden reminded of the Simpsons episode where the dolphins are released and they take over the land, forcing the humans to live in the ocean.
we need to brake the aquarium industry if we found enough people to
support our cause I think we could do it. We need to find a lot of people
like protesters. But we should’nt tell them we are planing to have intamet
relations with them untill the time is right.
who would like to help me look for protesters and protesting web sites
any body who loves dolphins like I do would help. Not for us
but for the dolphins.
The dolphins cant speek on there own so lets be their voice and speek up.
They can speak, only you can’t understand it. As for deathraptor you shouldn’t remember everything you see in a cartoon. 😉
If suddenly every dolphin would be free, they’d forgive us, don’t you think? That’s some clever intelligence, while humans are detrimental to their own kind and each of them is interested only in their own matters, they break their own families, they discriminate people because tolerance is out of fashion. Then here this place is, where a completely different race, namely dolphins, teach us how unconditional love and complete tolerance towards the personality looks like, and people suddenly wake up from “humanity” that’s not been humane for a long time now (if ever).
people need to learn from the dolphins
I got the email and when i said there was somthing wrong i ment the web site
wasnt working properly it said error 500
In reply to Nature’s Call #461. I certainly believe that they would forgive us. If they weren’t willing to forgive us, then why wouldn’t they just kill those who train them, since they so easily could. The current conversation just reminded me of it, thats all.
I like to hump dolphins, i have an aquarium at home with 2 myself
Hey Eladrial you should send me some pictures or video clips of you and your dolphins or somthing like that -o
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email me at tonyaldiaz@yahoo.com
Tony, I hope that isn’t your real address. I use Yahoo too and have several accounts, I only use 1 of them for my friends, the rest I give out and stop using when I get too much spam. Perhaps you should do the same because there are websites that allow you to inandate a person’s inbox with the same e-mail, my english comp teacher used on to get back at some girl, and one of these anti-zoo fanatics may put those 3 brain cells to the task of using one.
Just something you should keep in mind.
P.S. Way back when I did the same thing and got no replies, if you look in the earlier posts you may see one of my first clone e-mails.
In response to comment #431, I do not find it surprising when you consider that ppl travel to Vietnam and countrires near there to have sex with children. That is what ppl compare zoophilia to, which it isn’t. Pick up a dictionary and look up zoophilia and then look up beastiality.
Zoophilia
1. Affection or affinity for animals.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.
3. Biology. A tendency to feed or grow on animal tissue.
By the third definition I would have to say that most guys are zoophiles
Bestiality
1. The quality or condition of being an animal or like an animal.
2. Conduct or an action marked by depravity or brutality.
3. Forced sexual relations between a human and an animal.
thanks for the advice indy email me at my new account its heavyt18@yahoo.com if you have or find any good stuff i would apriciate it
I would like to have sex with a dolfin and get a beautiful dolfinhumanchild or humandolfinchild, it depends on how you want to put it.
The thing is I would want to educate, coach, tutor up to the next level of consouisness and that is to have real respect to all that lives.
A child that is a mix between a human and a intelligent member of the animalworld would give us a appropriate step upwards the evelutionairy ladder.
This will give us a big inside in the animalworld, wich at the moment we do not have because we are the only species to have speech in such a progressive matter.
A dolphinhumanchild can give us that inside, because and that’s my hope, this child will give us that speech from the animalworld, we’ll all need to get that big step up to become a higher form of life.
At the moment I consider humanity in the state of adolescence and not in a full grown state.
A civilisation is measured by the way it treats it’s fellowbeings of this and future otherworlds.
Greetz and I wish you all to have healthy dolphinhumankids :),
Dan Bekkering (Holland)
I am starting my own blog and you all are welcome to join me if you dont want to i will still be coming here alot.
I think I would be a Zoo.
Chances are you can’t have children with dolphins in the traditional way but you might have luck asking in a laboratory, for the difference between human and dolphin DNA is too big (2-4%).
Just some insider info, a dolphin embryo and a human one exactly look the same and you can’t tell the difference. Legs, arms, hair, nose, whatnot. That should suggest how they are really humans in the water, as some said earlier on this blog.
Too bad I resemble a hairy ape rather than a beautiful (and under no circumstances hairy) statue of intellect.
I would rather swim my whole life lhan fling crap most of my life
MY NEW FREE ACCOUNT WASNT WORKING BUT I GOT IT FIXED NOW
SO IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD DOLPHIN STUFF OR TRIED TO SEND ANY
COULD YOU PLEASE SEND IT AGIN.
the email is heavyt18@yahoo.com
If I was to go on vacation and found a dolphin that loved me I would drop
every thing and move as close as posible to where the dolphin was located
and visit her/him/or them every day even if I was sick but if I was sick
I wouldnt mate with the dolphins in fear of getting them sick.
Cookalooka I thought you’re lost 🙂
Dude2, I know that hammering on someone’s typing on the internet is a weak thing, but this isn’t instant messaging so you could honestly do more to make yourself look smarter. Of course, if the grammar would actually be correct you’d still be a fool with that perspective you have.
Dolphins don’t have *any* STDs at all, unless you tried it yourself and you were extremely unlucky and you got **** ed for the rest of your short life (this is unlikely though).
On the other hand, having sex with a dolphin while YOU have an STD is clear sacrilege and will invoke the wrath of many, pretty fast.
Omg I thought he was gone and leaving us alone! Say, how many times have we tried to explain stuff to people and they still dont get it? Wow this is a popular site, it was a month ago that we made it to 400 comments, now were almost at 500!!
Is there people still talking or are the comments just not showing up for me??
nah, i just think that most people left for now. oh well. and so close to 500 to. to mention, did anyone hear about the dolphin that they found with “mutant legs”, or at ;east, that what they called them.
pretty interesting when you think of it.
The interesting thing is that the Japanese scientists have him, poor poor dolphin…
http://www.greenpeacefoundation.com/action/campInfo.cfm?campId=13
The above link shows how Greenpeace has a campaign against Japan which is in my opinion the country with the least amount of humanity in the world.
I didn’t leave, I just have nothing to add, so I am just sitting back and reading.
OMFG those b*****ds should die, f***ing b******s are killing the dolphins!! (comment 483 link) those pics made me sick and the stories I couldn’t read!!!
wow!!!!! omg!!! this is soooooo awesome!!
hi this is soooo coll i am on the web!!! i a
i love beans!! i love becky and jessie my BFFS forever
I am sorry about my language but the people that do that make me very angery.
man, that’s really depressing. i have known what they do and have seen pictures but these pictures just show the absolute horror of the situation. poor dolphins. i don’t know how anyone can just get used to this kind of murder. it is really sad and is a perfect example of man’s stupidity sometimes. it needs to be stopped somehow.
You can always bomb Japan with nukes but if you leave some of them alive by accident they can cause trouble 😉
Long live the dolphins !
OMG!!!! OMG OMG OMG! that site is SICK! omg i cant stand it! F the japanese commies! they murder dolphins!!!! NUKE THEM PLEASE!!!! (to comment 482)
i havn troub with m lab top so i cant get on so i havnt left i still read
its hard to type because the key pad is shorting out so i sit bac an read 2
hehehe sounds fun, im haf japines so i suport them in wat there doig
Comment #493: That means you’re not only against zoophiles, but you’re against animals themselves ! You’re soooooo sick (What are you a psicho or something ?) !! That’s not funny at all, you jackass !
You know Damn2, you’re not funny.
Not to mention your comment has no basis, since the Japanese don’t support this activity. 70% of them are also against their own whaling industries.
Damn2,
stop being such an ass.
if you hate this stuff so much, stop coming back, cause what your doing is your making yourself look like the whiney little nieghborhood brat that will do anything to get attention, including piss everyone off. just go crawl up in some hole and leave us alone.
as for the japanese, in general, i think they are ok. but what those few people do just seems to spoil the entire culture. it’s a damn atrocity. i hope they will stop, or at least make some law to stop it.
also, excuse any “inapropriate language” in the last post.
Omg Damn2 has some major issues…
Damn2, perhaps you should see a psychiatrist, see why you want to be an SOB all the time.
they should lock people like damn2 in the good shepard mental facility
and have his head examined for a couple of months.
Holy christ on a cracker
it has reached 500 replies. crazy.
thank you Damn2, because it is our complete frustration with you that got us to this glorious moment.
and dolphins, don’t forget dolphins.
Yay!!
Hey dvg for some reason the new comments are being sent to my E-Mail address, if you can can you stop it? Please.
Dragons-Dolphins,
I’ve added a new feature to the site which allows you to subscribe to a post’s comments. If you look just below the comment box you should see a link which allows you to edit your subscriptions. There should also be a link in the email you receive.
Thanks!
Well, I’m glad you disagree with Japanese fishermen, back to topic: dolphins are hot! :p
Yeah, they’re hot ! 😉
And shiny!
I would like to see ordinary people commenting this article. Isn’t there anyone here to say something about this subject (except for us…) ?
OK, shall we change the subject? In response to comment #509, I have read all the comments here since the beginning, seems that “normal” people rarely comment. The primary people responding are either us, or A-holes, a few times it is a normal person, and once it was a woman dolphin lover. Does anyone have a website where they can post a link here that normal people see?
no, sorry, i can’t think of anywhere i can put it…
but i do see what you mean about the “normal” person thing. mostly just a few people comment, maybe like 5 or 6. then there is a random commenet every ten or so from a hateful person or , rarely, from a person that is “normal” but dosn’t attack up or say that we are wrong.
hmm. go figure. maybe we can find some of the people from the prior comments and bring them back in. if not i’m sure we’ll find some people here and there.
Just another young, idealistic dolphin lover wishing the best for them. Ever hear of Sharon Tendler, guys? She was apparently the first person to legally marry a dolphin. Go google the story sometime. I believe she got married either January this year or last year if my memory serves me right.
Indy, I think you were the one who posted an e-mail address and such, well I did check it but apparently you pay no more attention since you didn’t get mails when you first asked.
Mind checking again? 😉 There is a chance I did not mistype it and you have unread mail. 🙂
As for other people, feel free to scroll up and write to my address, let us form the Dynamic Organisation of Large-brain People Hooked In Networks, DOLPHIN! 😀
regarding comment 511
although it was not a “legal” marrige per say, it was still pretty cool. maybe we could convince Sharon to comment on the topic.
I think Nature’s call”s idea is a good one(comment 512). i’d be willing to join that club. any club with the name DOLPHIN has to be good.
Yeah, count me in !
The idea of a club is nice, would like to join in.
Actually I was joking, but I appreciate your will 😉
you know what i just realized…
this article is now into its fourth year of comments. maybe if we make to five we’ll all get a cookie.
My new name will be D-D, ok. Wow, dvg you site is famous for this post.
It’s true that this particular post is fairly popular, but it is by no means the reason why I am famous. :0)
There are quite a few other entries on this site — which has been online for more than six years at this point — that get significantly more traffic.
Still, the subject of animal sex is controversial. Hopefully with the 2008 elections we can see just some of the intolerant “Ban same-sex marriage” legislation removed and take a step towards the world of the zoophile.
wishful thinking but i think it will be a long time before zoophiles are accepted… by humans anyway. oh well, being normal in the eyes of society isn’t all it’s cracked up to be anyway.
Well, most normal people think that zoophiles are some kind of ‘sex-maniacs with limited intelligence’, because they simply do not know anything about us. They judge us by what they see on TV or on the internet, you know: when… let’s say a puppy was sexualy abused by a guy (God I hate those people) – they tend to think that all people who have relations with animals are like those guys – well, guess what… they aren’t – because we zoos know that having sex with a puppy is very very wrong (and yes, we also think that those who have sex with young animals are psichos and need to be thrown into jail or at least see a doctor…).
Most normal people think of those having sex with animals as being someone seeking easy-sex or they aren’t pretty or sociable people, capable of a normal human to human relations – this isn’t true at all ! (At least in most cases).
For your information, building up a relation with an animal is alot more dificult that building up a relation with a human – it is much more harder to gain trust from an animal than it is from a human.
There are many more things to say about this – but I’ll let you think of something new… .
And please, share your ideas with us. 🙂
Let’s all dream of a better future… all of us (maybe we’ll find a solution to live togeder in peace and understanding). 😉
Edit: Sorry for eventual mistakes – that’s because I’m not a native english speaker, but I try to do my best!
Peace and understanding is needed, I approve. And I’d like to add that real zoophiles never harm animals or force the young, they’re more healthy-minded than that. We choose to pick a mature mate and respect them, which already contradicts the above rapist in No Body’s reply in two areas.
Besides, the world is getting overpopulated with 6.5 billion people alive, so one might think the world needs more zoophiles as a kind of birth control without needing to take pills or stop sex! 😀
Just look at it objectively, man. Homosexuals never used to be tolerated whereas nowadays, people are tolerant of them. There’s obviously some kind of directionality with sexual tolerance; I’m just saying there’s going to be a push EVENTUALLY toward some kind of legislation where this will be a major issue.
Zoophiles are not pedophiles are not bestialists.
in response to comment #512, Yeah, I have changed my e-mail several times since then, just got WAY too much spam, wasier to make a new one than to delete all that crap. just checked my old one, I have 2.8k unread messages in it
Yay! just made an e-mail specifically for this reason. it is dolphinluv3r18@yahoo.com, I would appreciate any pics, vids, stories, or websites related to this subject. And Nature’s call, I could not find nething from you.
Hmmm…good point Apollo.(#523)
OMG I found this while surfing for recent science news….this is what we have to stop!
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/14/world/asia/14briefs-extinctdolphin.html?_r=1&ref=science&oref=slogin
Hey guys! sorry i havnt talked alot, i was busy in my beach house re-furnishing things… and me and soph got ‘quality time’ again, lol.
i cant get into ‘details’ at the moment since im busy work-wise. But if any one has questions, please do ask me!
It’s just too bad that the world doesn’t stop for a dead dolphin. It truly feels like one’s heart melts and time stops when I have to see or read things like that. You wonder just how, HOW could the world carry on when your best friend/lover/parent dies? It just isn’t fair.
DVG – I must say that I agree with you. this is one of the most hilarious postings I’ve seen. I don’t want to appear narrow minded, but I just can’t get my head around the whole thinking it’s okay to have sex with dolphins. I’m not telling anyone they’re wrong intentionally, but to me it seems wrong. Anyway – I wonder who figured out this whole thing in the first place – I mean the first one to have sex with a dolphin – like – was it a mistake, or did they do it on porpoise?
worst pun ever,
now that thats out of the way, fred, i can understand.
many people can’t understand why we are like the way we are(I don’t think most of us ourselves know either) but all the same we are what we are. to us, it does not seem wrong, but instead the contrary.
I can say that no zoophile is normal. We’re just not normal, that’s the plain truth.
However, and but!
Do *not* link “not normal” with “wrong”. We do nothing wrong, just because we’re not doing what you do. Also, probably most dolphins are zoophiles themselves, because they can seek the company of humans. 😉
Comment #530 –
If you’re curious, you should probably go back and ask the ancient greeks. They had such reverance for dolphins, and from their legends, kids used to befriend and ride dolphins. Now, this might just be me, but if you’ve got people making friends with dolphins that a few of them made more than friends ;] Especially considering zoophilia was not off limits to the greeks.
Apollo, that is the most likely the first time it happened. However, if I remember correctly, in ancient middle eastern culture, it was considered a great honor if an animal, including dolphins, chose to have sex with you. Back then it wasn’t a big deal at all.
It’s too bad that our culture doesn’t work that way, if we only opened our minds a little more.
Just remember the note dvg posted (Comment 519) that this is his site and he does not condone the act before getting too involved in the pro-zoo movement.
Zoophiles are normal as anybody when it comes to “mental status”. They are NOT people who need help ! ( although most ordinary people consider them this way – and that’s a sad thing 🙁 )
And something for everybody to know about:
Zoophilia is as old as man himself !
Ancient paintings found in caves of humans making love to animals ( and there are not that rare as you might think ), confirm that humans had relations with animals long before The Roman Empire.
And like Indy said in comment 534: There was a period when having sex with animals was considered an honor if the animal choose to mate with you ( pretty cool, don’t you think ?! 😉 ).
Very cool!
dolphins save swimmers from shark
Bottlenose Dolphin photo
Very nice story you found there D-D. Thx 😀
I myself made this up while walking my dog: It is not the human who choses to have sex with the dolphin, it is the dolphin who choses to have sex with the human, it is the humans choice whether or not to take the offer. (Who wouldn’t)
dvg, I’m just curious… after all these years of debate on this subject, has your opinion about us zoophiles changed (even a bit) ? 😉
Edit: You don’t have to answer to my question if you find it ‘repulsive’ (or you name it how…). 😉 – Or, you can simply answer with ‘yes’ or ‘no’: that will do.
We need a new subject.
Just and after thought, Merry Christmas!
Good reminder, merry christmas to you people, especially the positive ones
Happy Holidays ! 😛
I just came across this for the first time, and after reading all the replies I find myself in full agreement with Lihue. Dolphins have been my favorite animal for as far back as my memory goes. I’ve never been close to one, but I hope to rectify that. I think dolphins are truly amazing animals, and wouldn’t mind a chance to get intimate with a female of the species. Cetaceans are just as intelligent as humans, and mating with one is in no way beastiality. Even though I live near the ocean, no dolphin pods venture close to shore. And since I only just obtained my driver’s license, I’m afraid it will be a while before I can find, and subsequently seduce, a dolphin.
I feel I should clarify my stance, before anyone deems it necessary to proclaim me a godless heathen and attempts to shove the Bible down my throat.
I am Christian; Episcopalian, if you want specifics. So please don’t pull the religion card on me.
This is a pic of a dolphin, and of course this is a mdeical check up, buuuut, you still get to see alot inside this female dolhin 😛
OMG! how do u post sites?!? i typed it into the web site thingy! please tell me so i can show you the pic.?
Note to DVG: We don’t have a problem, guess we’re a bit more open to stuff than the well known average. 🙂
Note to everyone else: The above poster (Delphinidae) is not the one resident at deviantart.com, just in case some people check both.
Again, a happy new year to everyone! 🙂
To avoid confusion, I will use my regular screen-name.
Dvg, if you look closely I believe you will see I never said anything about being worried, nor did I say zoophilia is rational or reasonable, two terms which are subjective at best. If you do some research on the subject, you will find that the Kinsey and Hunt studies, along with studies conducted by Masters, estimate a good percentage percent of the population to be zoophiles, latent or otherwise. So normality, as perceived by you or anyone else, is entirely subjective and should have no bearing on this discussion. Perhaps your time would best be utilized persecuting people with “problems” that are actually harmful?
Since you apparently have the knowledge and training to diagnose psychological issues, tell me: how should I go about dealing with this “problem” I have?
1. I am not “persecuting” anyone.
2. This is my personal website. This is not a forum or a message-board. I will judge how best to utilize my time, thank you. Telling you how to live your life is nowhere near one of my priorities.
3. Perhaps “worried” was an overstatement. You expressed the need to clarify your “stance” and then subsequently proactively defended yourself from any future comment(s) based on “the religion card”. If you weren’t “worried” then you were obviously at least “concerned”. Let’s not split hairs here.
I apologize for my over-the-top language. I shouldn’t have used “persecuting”, but rather “judging.”
You really shouldn’t have used anything at all.
But that’s okay. I forgive you. Happy New Year!
Happy New Year. 🙂
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Nice poem!
Hey Cookalooka, just try copying and pasting.
DVG is right, this is his personal website. If he wanted to he could do what he did before and lock this particular page.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ls1u-XwCc
Too bad the guy to the left is that far
first off to all you people that where being dicks, and brought god and the bible into this “**** you and your supposed all loving god, and screw your bible” I personally enjoy it as a good guide line not a religion I’m sure that if god hated such things so mutch he wouldnt make people the way they are. maybe people should be a bit more open minded!
now secondly I got a site you dolphin fans may like.
http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/main.html
by the way what ever happened to the dolphin sex dot org I just keep getting a reference site.
I heard about it listening to an old two sence that was made about a year ago. did it shut down or move already?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FqbRpB6yVBQ
This was the link I meant last time! God I hate Firefox.
Mursa! Glad you found Delfi’s site, but people already mentioned it earlier on the blog. The guide you’re interested in is still found at http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html .
Haha, I think the dolphin likes that guy(lucky), and yes that site has been posted multiple times, the delfi one. Thanks anyways.
More lucky people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUaXPVZqJXk
Welcome to our world Mursa!
Oh, come on people… what’s with this silence ?! Someone please say something. 🙂
Hi everyone! Just came across this site,read the whole page and Woooooo!!!!!
It s Sooo Cool!! =D+ I mean holy s###, the world *finally shaked up from squareness? -well at least a part of it.
I’m straight, and very open about everything
but i’ve never tought “doing”it with a delfin, (until now =P) I’m absolutely
fascinated, how these creatures express their feelings,etc.. but It’s the
empathy that makes them irresistable. They are big, strong creatures
it’s a honor being a friend of one . I felt this warm feeling (not sex :D)
befriending a horse many years ago. But Dolphins… they can be 10x better!
I have many friends, but simply the relationship with delfins is above this
somehow.
I’d give anything to meet dolphins.. u see, i live deep inside europe, In Hungary ,a damn #>
Aaaa my computer is jerking again- darn i just hate robots!
Can someone pls give me advice where sould i go for vacation where are
lots of wild dolphins?
I think we’re running out of comments……
Just a story http://www.eurocbc.org/page158.html
chee, first of all: Welcome The Conversation.
Second, I’m glad you’ve read the entire page ( must of been hard for ya’… 😉 ) and in the end found that dolphins are extraordinary animals, and I’m also glad you are a open-minded person, that’s a great thing. Hope we’ll hear from you again. 🙂
R-Comment #571:
Ha ! Looks like dolphins save humans… and we kill dolphins – that’s a big shame !! 🙁
I agree No_Body_ it is a shame…
Oh, and I want to also welcome you Chee!
OMG! im sory guys! i was having trouble with my internet! im bak though!
JUST to start a new idea for a thread
Go to you tube, and research dolphins all you dolphin lovers, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! they are still murdering these poor creatures!!! they over flow their Aquarium with them, making their life so condensed and over flowed! and while they fish for more dolphins, they pick them like wine bottles! and slaughter the last ones they dont buy from the fishing company.
FIND A WEB SITE! AND DONATE A COMMENT TO THIS PROBLEM LIKE I HAVE! THOUSANDS ARE DIEING EVERY YEAR!!! =(
Wecome to the site Chee!
A good spot to meet dolphins is maily in the atlantic and pacific shore lines
Lol, and be careful, bottle nosed males are more violent then the appear.
I strongly suggest looking for Spotted dolphins guys
way more friendly, and social. And its the type of dolphin Sophie is =D.
Goog luck on your search Chee 😀
I welcome the new people also. As for cetacean protection, some recommend Sea Shepherd for their commitment and determination, while others hold some of their radical actions to be negative. Look them up anyways, contact them if you agree.
Dolphins have the best and least corrupt social views of any of the races alive.
Well,it took few days to read the whole page but it worth it! 🙂
It opened me even more i could imagine.
(Omygd Just a few days ago i would have laughed at myself for it)
guess what! :)) I’ve took the risk to talk this at school!
I was suprised that some people in my class actually found it
a pretty good idea! The others? Wheew! The look on their faces…hehee!
The poor blockheads. (But i like them too)
Started a tiny revolution = ) in the name of LOVE = )
and…
Thanks for the welcome No_body, Nature’s call! & everybody
Thx for the advice Cookalooka! — Then i will be cautious whit males, & bottle nosed ones.
but what about the females? I’m looking for tha females. by the way how’s your Sophie? : ) – was a wild dolphin when you met her?
Hmmmm… spotted? Sounds cute! : )
Well chee, I guess there are more open-minded people out there then we thought – huh, we just need to talk with them about these things… or maybe not ?! … or meybe there are more zoos out there… . 😀
Btw, I’m also curious what your classmates told you about this, can you tell us ? I mean, can you post the conversation as it was told ? 🙂 … sorry but I’m veerrrry curious.
Hey chee, Bottle nosed dolphins are very sweet animals obviously, males can be a wittle rough XD but females most of the time are Ok.
and sophie is great, lol. I dont no wat it is about dolphins but they wont leave you if you show love to them bak. but i prefer the spotted dolphins because their a litte more friendly and less wild. (They weigh almost 700 pounds, get the point? :D)
But earlier in this site, i did ention sophie, so if any one has questions about her, give me a shout, k? 😛
lol, yea! we need more people to know about this thread, longest one ive ever seen actually, lol 😛
(FIND A SITE, MAKE A POST, SAVE A DOLPHIN :D)
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Well, No_Body, My memory is a littl scattered nowdays,(must be because
of the “wisdom”: D i’ve gained ) But I’ll try:
-i went to my classmates (3 of them i like the most) and i’ve
started a conversation ’bout something, with my usual enthusiasm,
and few minutes later one of them started to talk ’bout how grose is f***ing
a dog. -I agreed, that it is wrong.I explained why. then somehow I’ve felt
i have tho share my point of view, when they said zoophils are *ehm* **
the same. But i don’t blame them, you know it’s *normal*:( to say such thingz.
(unfortunately)…
of course you have to be an elite speaker to get this idea accepted
to others. The key for me was the joy, that i wasn’t afraid to think it,
and say it. And hey,: even doing it! =D =P lol. ….
anyways, i’ve told everything how i feel ’bout this, (dolphin sex, etc.)
and one of them started to agree with me. The others didn’t, but
i stayed cool. Then, during the lesson, with our combined powers we
started to spread the ‘word’ (of course my mind laughed all the time
seeing all the shocked faces 🙂 it was LOL –and the word infected others too =)
There you go..
I’m now Officially a Dolphin lover! =D
Sorry but i couldn’t write it all in full detail, heh, that day
could make a whole book full! =)
It was risky… but i love the thrills.
Go Dolphin lovers! =D
= D ok i understood, cookalooka! good to hear all is fine. =) You two must be
a great couple =p *lucky… 😉
would you tell me,pls what part of the world do you live? (if you don’t mind of course)
-just gathering info. 🙂
oh, just saw some pics& stuff on the Inn-ther-nette, all kinds
of dolphins.- just for passion..- man, Delfi’s site& links are a kicker one :p
oot, sorry for the bad grammar.
its so refreshing hearing from a new person on our thread, you sound like a good person like us are to 😛
I actually live in PA atm, sophie is in florida, on the eastern side just to let you know, since its more open to the atlantice ocean.
She really swam up to me, i was more afraid then her that day, lol. but every time i come i just leave my little bouy out attached to this chain on a rock on my beach.
But please ask me anything about what you need to know guys! im willing to tell all
(FIND A SITE, MAKE A POST, SAVE A DOLPHIN :D)
Curious that this blog has become dolphin zoophilia central eh?
As for wanting / actually having sex with a dolphin being a problem: if it doesn’t get in the way or leading a normal life, doesn’t hurt you or the animal – please tell me what the problem is.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
This blog is not “dolphin zoophilia central”. This page is a single post on my personal blog. There are thousands of other posts on this blog and not one of them has anything to do with having sex with dolphins.
Six years ago I posted a link to what I thought was a ridiculously absurd story about having sex with dolphins. That’s all. This is not a message board. This is not a forum. You are posting comments to a single post — filed under “Comedy” — on my personal website.
Don’t cry David! In all this time you could’ve realized that the topic in question is definitely not ridiculous, nor absurd, according to the majority of posters whose comments seem to have value; and based on their opinion, it’s as far from comedy as possible.
I don’t think many of them could care more that you have thousands of other posts.
You did have a correct point when you said this place is yours.
Take no offense.
-no, it does not became a dolphin zoophilia central. No problem if someone
has other opinion,..Make a comment. that’s what this post all about,
no?
OMG wow this place was dead for almost a week and then boom! Chee comes and stirs the entire place up. Yes it is fun to get new people that are positive about what we’re talking about. Cookalooka, have you ever tried oral with Sophie?
Hey D-D! to answer your question, put emphasis on ‘try’, lol. To tell you the truth, you have to think of it this way, a male dolphin is about 14 inches yay big? lol. so imagine how boring it is for a 2 inch tongue to be moving in there.
She probably it was the wind, lol. But im probably the only person whos had this experience, sooooo just ask me anything! lol, im wide open about anything guys!
” . This is not a forum. You are posting comments to a single post — filed under “Comedy—
i dont think of it as funny at all, lol.
This is freedom of speech, and i am sooo happy to share everything i know and experience with this community you’ve created David!
Oh, and all hail chee for rescuing the silence of this site! its true, we were to quiet! lol.
Now go kill a jap and save those dolphins! ive been on youtube all night gasping in horror at the torture they put on such graceful animals!
and Chee… you deserve a bunny 😀
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Get some pictures, man! 😀
Oh, and I don’t think size would be any problem… dolphins have very manipulative vaginal tracts.
Hmmm…..
hmm, Indeed! 😉
Actually, i was a bit drastic these days, but i just couldn’t hold it in me 🙂
lol, must be because the spring or somethin’ !!
(Today, one teacher yalled my hair off, when he heard ’bout the previous
class debate. XD LOL, my ears are still ringing. I was pretty
sleepy this morning, but Mr.ZS was like a cup of coffee for me.)
-maybe he was upset because he hasn’t got a dolphin?? = D
who knows..
Gee, i don’t think i deserve a hail, but thanks! it felt good =)
Right on, cookalooka!=D -a question: what did you do when she swam to you,an what made her to come back?
(I tought dolphins are too independent to actually “come back” to humans)…
but somebody scream, if i’m wrong!! : )
Don’t confuse an intelligent mammal with a human prostitute.
Dolphins don’t abandon lovers, of which they apparently have many. 😉
Lol, ok guys, sophie and i have been together for 3 years now. (No whining for damb purses or money either XD)
well, we have actually had sex, but i think the main reason she stays with me is because i show how much i love her.
Cus what girl do u no that wants sex, and then for you to walk away, lol. So if u do find a dolphin to be with, show how much you love him/her
i share a veeery strong bond with dolphins, and as atheiest as it sounds, forget human girls! lol. im sorry, but dolphins are way better. not just for sex, just to be with
shes awesomely fun to play with, we always swim around, lol. its really fun. and i always hug her and she is so inteligent she knows how i feel for her. 😛
It was a VERY un likely situation though guys, its not like i searched for a dolphin, she kind of just swam sowly up to me, and after 2 days of her dolphin way of flirting, she turned on her back, and startled me with a bright pink-ish throbbing *fun place* lol. and now i wouldnt leave her for anything
I was VERY scared when i came back to my beach house, i didnt know if she would come back! but after a day, i remembered that the last summer, she really liked the bouy i placed out in the water for my little conoe. I put it back on and about 5 or 6 hours later, she came back!!
(If u have any more questions about anything imaginable please ask me! im an open book with this stuff for you guys!)
oh! and vipera, i know you said that dolphins have very minipulative vaginal tracts! of course they do! lol. but imagine… its supposed to take in a 14 incher? so imagine how pathetic it is for a togue to try? lol. dont get me wrong she enjoyed it, but you know, lol.
ANY ONE INTERESTED IN SEEING GREAT DOLPHIN PIC’S, STORIES, EVEN MOVIES?! GO TO COMMENT #25! IT HAS THE BEST LINK OUT THERE TO SEE IT ALL 😛
ROfL!!! i just relaized something
dear DVG, please go to post # uno, to discover you may have place this thread inot comedy for a very wrong reason, lol. even number one says he wants to do something like this! Funny?! i think not! 😀
Ok people, now it’s time for something else.
I’m sure some of you have read similar things on the web but for those of you that didn’t, well here’s what I’m talking about – this should give all of you something to think about :):
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” You can tie up a stallion and force him to rape a mare, you can physically force a male animal to ejaculate into a vial then shove a long needle into a female to impregnate her, you can anally electrocute thousands of small furry animals in the name of fashion, you can physically force two dogs to have sex, you can chop off a pet’s testicals or slash her open and cut out her ovaries, you can cut off an animal’s genitals for a game show, you can rub their faces in excrement, you can shoot them for the sake of killing and mount their heads on a wall, you can perform hundreds of painful tests to cure human diseases, you can have them dead the very second they do something wrong regardless of who’s fault it was. None of this is considered wrong, it’s all quite normal. So why, then, is it so odd and so wrong to have an attraction to animals and to have loving relationships with them? ”
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( I just made a copy -> paste procedure from a website. )
No comment… .
I’m waiting for your answers. Cya !
Now, there’s the point!!!!!
….however, I’m not sure what people would say ’bout these other topics..
i guess most of em would also deny it, reject it just like anything else they
consider not normal. which is good. the bad thing is, they hold :
“attraction to animals and to have loving relationships with them”
at the same level with others.
Torturing/forcing/killing -and loving animals are very veeery NOT the same.
not even close. 🙂
oh, and many people would agree testing&etc. when they say: in the
“name of the humanity” or “in favor of the humanity”
loving animals are just not profitable, $$$, useful to the community,
therefore no one (just few) says a good word for it.
-well i do!! and hey, that’s already 1!! and im sure there’s more 🙂
I think he was trying to get at the fact that if humans accept the torturing of fellow mammals, then it is by all means acceptable to please them instead.
I try to respect as many mammals (near my size) as possible, to the extent of respecting myself.
Actually , I wanted to point out that most people find zoophilia to be worse than actually killing an animal ‘for the sake of humanity’ (like some would say).
There are many more bad things done to animals in this world than zoophilia (and, ofiicialy, noone knows if zoophilia is bad or entirely bad…) – I really don’t know why people find us zoos crazy but they see animal killers as normal people… .
uhh,
someone misunderstood something?
then its my fault. It’s not easy for me to write understandable, when such
complex thoughts are concerned.
to set it straight:
in meaning i wanted to say the same thing. (-nevermind.)
Yes, that is a good point, its ok to torture animals in the name of humanity but pleasing them and loving them is wrong. It confuses me why, and then there is also the bible…today in school i mentined zoophilia and the first thing someone said was bible. God does not what us to have sex with animals, its morally wrong. I think that if God did not what us to have sex with animals that he/she/it would not make us the way we are.
the bible? Well that’s odd. in my school maybe 30 out of
1000 would even mention that…
And D-D, would you pls tell me what others said, how
they react, I’m curious!! =)
p.s.:
…God created us in it’s own likeness… That means, God also
liked a loving contact with other creatures! =)
And God wasn’t morally wrong!
The Church was the one who said ‘sex with animals is worng’ not God! (at least that’s what I think)
The bible says “Love your God!” –Sure, I’m in!:) but there are many ways
to love God. e.g.: loving each other. loving the world God created.. etc….
I think loving the God’s creatures is equals lovin’ God too, no?
NOT morally wrong!!
So: Goooooo dolphin lovers! 😀
You guys are pretty amazing thinkers
youve hit the nail on the head every time, Why cant we love the things that people kill, its sick.
Oh, and one thing guys
this is a very true fact, “This world is corrupt, because different is the new normal because normal has always been different”
P.S – NORMAL= SUCK!!! lol.
Nonono I was just repeating what some kid said at my table!!!
I don’t think it’s morally wrong!
(God does not what us to have sex with animals, its morally wrong.)-was the kids opinion!
(I think that if God did not what us to have sex with animals that he/she/it would not make us the way we are.)-was my opinion!
I’d like to change that though…I think that if God did not what us to love animals and have sexual relations that he/she/it would not make us the way we are.
I hope were clear on that!
Oh yeah, I totally agree with you cookalooka: “different is the new normal because normal has always been different”. 🙂
I just want to point one thing out in the open 😀
im 100% atheiest, if thats ok?
I mean, i just think of us human beings completely confused because we are mis guiding our selves with rules we beleive are hypathetically correct. Because some cave man Way Way back decided that there has to be a “correct” way to have things done in life
one word:
REBELLION!
lol.
oh, and can we get back to our love for dolphins now?
😀
lol, im not to excited about our fun political talks 😛
BACK TO OUR LOVE 😀
Hi, What does a dolphin’s skin feel like? Does it feel like a young girl’s skin say a 20-year-old, soft and smoothe? also can a dolphin french-kiss like a human can? how tall are they? and do you lay on your side to have sex with them or on top of them like humans having sex?
When you have sex with them do they wrap their flippers around you like people hug when having sex? also do you put your legs around their tail and flukes?
We got rebellion, now it’s time for a revolution =)
Now back to love! lol!
my wife told me she was once a mermaid. So maybe someday I’ll become one also and we can go live in the sea and play with dolphins and have kids that are mermaid people. I think she was a mermaid because she can swim really good.
well, milktoast personally, i haven’t met one yet
but i’m sure dolphins are very affectionate.
Maybe even more than humans! If you look around
this site you’ll have your answers, for example:
“their skin is almost the same like ours”
“…very sensual”
“and shiny of course”.
about the rest,..dunno.. ((I’ll find out within 2-5 years!))
Hey Nature’s Call, is your nickname ‘Meadows’ on Delfi’s Forum ? And you’ve probably joined BeastForum too, right ?! I’m asking you these things cause I was once a member there, for half a year, then I got banned :(. If you’re new to BF know that it’s a pretty nice place, the people are sometimes great but the moderators stink – and I also think they are only thrying to exploit their members (and they prefer to be called beasties 🙁 )… whatch out you can get banned very easily if you don’t please the admins !
Edit: I’m very very sorry if I’m totally wrong or if you find these things repulsive.
Ok,ok just one more p.s. for: “why is it ok to hurt, kill animals, while
pleasing em Isn’t”- : we have more tolerance to agressivity
than to it’s opposite. From Tv, commercials, Newspaper etc.: Pure agressivity
flows all day, into all living-rooms. i realized everything is inverted.
It’s like the most aggressive, intolerant, corrupt people are the
normals now! I ask, Is that really normal?!
It’s a honour to be not normal, actually!
Welcome milktoast, you could probably ask cookalooka all your questions.
i have wanked for dolphin pics a long time, they really arouse me. I would easily dump my gf if opportunity to live with dolphins came up 🙂
Sorry about the long wait guys!! lol, let me just read your posts, cus i saw some questions for me ^-^
kk, chee, the feel of a dolphins skin is sort of like a nice sleek rubbery feeling. think of a inner tube almost, but its a little more life like. and its more comfortable for her to be out of the water just a little. But the problem is her skin may dry up if a part is out for maybe more than 10 minutes or so.
this can be a wittle uncomfortable if u can imagine very dried up skin on a human.
and chee, the tougue is not exactly something youd want to french kiss with! lol, one its a litte big = choking
and 2, ummm.. think of the fish guts that goes down there XD.
but for some reason most dolphins, including sophie, love it when getting their togue almost massaged. and im sure you can kind of picture the feeling they must have. itd be kind of relaxing.
And about the sex on the side thingy, yes that is the most comfortable postion. for both of them actually.
and its not going to be defnite that a dolphin will lay his/her flippers on your side, but its like an 80% chance, since your in that position.
and also its more of a way to show you love one another, hugging is a really nice way to show your affection to another without ‘over doing’ it.
KEEP LE’ QUESTIONS COMING! lol 😀
This is kinda embarrassing for me but have you tried anything with here anus?
And do they like it if you stay with them for a while after you have sex with them? And do they like to be touched everywhere like human females usually do?
Also can you put your legs around their tail and flukes/flippers when having sex with them and loveing them?
Umm, cookalooka, i yam not milktoast! XD but
thanx for the info, i was curious too lol! 😀
Well well well. Looks like No Body felt the need to do research. It’s all correct, seems like you got the tip I left in my signature on Delfi’s forum. I’m proud of you son. 😉
Comment no. 642, all questions are worth a definite “Yes”.
Speaking of Delfi’s, you’re all invited to come over there 😉
Your son ?! *lol* I am the one who is older 😀 – no offence there buddy. 😉
Delfi’s Forum is good but it’s lagging, and sometimes it doesn’t even show something.
It’s a lot more stable lately. 🙂
Lol, i know it maaaay be a little awquard D-D! but no worries. be as curiosu as you want!!!
The anus is a little small i have to say. but i mean, she is a little cmfortable with a sligt touch.
but for me to stick anything, ‘cough’, in it. lol. well lets just say they dont have specific touching needs to enjoy this.
and for a plus, they eat raw fish whole… not interesting to go voyaging into that hole. lol
guys! one thing you need to know
dolphins are waaaay more reltionship wise when having a situation like me and Sophie do.
im sorry, but human women are just plain BLAH!!! im going to go into the ‘sexcual’ topic of why.
who ACTUALLY enjoys the cursing they do when getting intamite, its not enjoyable its just a little slutty.
and two, they are no where near are afffectionate, and cute. Yes, im a guy and said CUTE, as dolphins. lol
There is a lot more too sex with dolphins. I always know that i have to show how much i love her. and yes we do just hug alot.
My favorite thing to do with her, is to lay just beside her, not for sex, but to watch the sun set with her. we both have an arm and a fipper around another. 😀
when you lay with her watching the sunset, how tall is she compared to you? Is she taller than you? Can you put or rap your whole body around her when hugging her including putting your legs around her tail and flukes (if that’s what they’re called?) when you hug her?
Also did you fall asleep with her and spend a whole night with her before? does she let you lay your head on her middle or chest(if that’s what the middle part of her body is called?) Also how often does she like having sex? more often than human females? or does it depend on the dolphin’s personality or the human’s personality depending on whichever you prefer, human or dolphin. to summarise that do they like sex and playing moreso than female humans do?
Hi, Also do you or can you sometimes put your head on her chest and fall asleep to or hear and listen to her heart and fall asleep to it or don’t she let you do that?
Hi, how do dolphins like the one cookalooka is with like to be touched? do they like to be touched, rubbed, squeezed, kissed, played with? do they mind or like if you touch their vagina **** or anus(s)? when they hug you do they just give a gentle hug or do they/she squeeze you tight to show affection like people squeeze each other that are in love or that love each other?
also where do they let you kiss them at? do they have lips? where do they like to be kissed and touched?
OMG, soooo many questions. 😀 You know, curiosity can be dangerous, ‘hihi’ 🙂
Also when you lay with her/a dolphin and if you fall asleep is she warm and comfortable to lay with and does she keep you warm when or if you sleep with her?
Please do not take offense or anything but do you know anything about dolphins milktoast? Dolphins do not sleep, their skin dries out if they are out of the woater to long,dolphins do not have lips, they usually like their toungue massaged. If you really love dolphins you will stay with them after sex and I read in other places that they like it after sex if quietly talk to them, it shows them that it wasn’t a one night thing and that you do love them. They are quite intelligent in their own way! Yes they are called flukes, im not sure how big they would be but the proabably be taller that you(might leave that to cookalooka), they like their bellys rubbed and massaged, you can tell usually tell if their aroused by their bellys(they will be pinkish) and I hope that that took a little off cookalooka’s back and answered a few of you questions and again no offense please!
Hi, no I don’t know much about them. sorry if I’m asking too many questions but the concept of sex with dolphins is interesting to me but I don’t know much about them.
No, questions are good, they increase your knowlage. No problem.
Also, its good to find more open people and dolphin lovers! (Hmmm….that last comment of mine was kind of messed-up)
This is *my* site and I do actually have everyone’s IP address. It gets sent to me when you post a comment. Just thought I’d put that out there … Though really I just sit here and laugh at the conversations …
Interesting discussion … Note that this isn’t a “message boardâ€, though. This is my personal web site. I just happened to link to what I thought was a very funny web site.
I really need to stress that I do not condone this sort of thing. I will repeat what I’ve said here several times: I originally linked to the “dolphin sex” article years and years ago because I thought it was completely absurd and hysterically funny.
You’re worried about someone “pulling the religion card” on you? Buddy. Check it out: If you think that it is rational or reasonable in any way, shape, or form to seriously want to have sex with anything other than another human, religion is not your problem.
I cleaned up a bunch of the comments here tonight. I apologize to any subscribers that received duplicate email alerts.
Dolphins do sleep, but with one half of the brain at the time leaving them in a sort of semi-concious state. As for size, that varies per species, location and individual. For a bottlenose, 2.5 meters I say would be a good average. That’s quite a bit bigger than a human. But they can both smaller and bigger, it varies.
To be honest btw, I find the idea of lying next to a dolphin, presumably on a beach, while hugging her and watching the sunset together rather… unlikely. If not VERY unlikely.
Yes but I meant totally sleep.
lol, Cetacean, when i watch the sunset with her… did i say SHE was watching it? lol. after, well, we have out little ‘fun’ she lies by me while i comfort her.
She is actaully pretty active with sex. but i mean, i dont think of her as a sex toy, thatd be bestiality. lol, Zoophilia is WAY different. we always play around in our little cove. she loves playing a form of fetch with a beach ball i have.
about size, id say, imagine us lieing on the ground, head to head. Maybe just a little of her tail would be below me. but im 5″9 so, shes a little taller of course.
Im sorry if this sounds pathetic, but human women… = hell, dolphin females= 😀
i dont know, they are just so nice and gentle. and milktoast, i reall like to be right next to her alot. she does too. she thinks its funny to nip at my toes and she makes little squeeks, its really funny XD.
and also, with sexual talk in mind. She really doesnt mind if i just bring up the idea of doing it, by rubbing her belly. or she may some times just come right over to me, and turn over showing her belly being bright pink. or she may nuzzle me.
keep questions coming, i like to answer any.
I like how Milk toast is actually asking these questions, good for you 😛
“Curiosity killed the cat, but satifaction brought it back :D”
Hi cookalooka, also you said she likes to nip at your toes . Do you like to nip at her tail or flukes or doesn’t she like that? Also when you have sex does she let you rap your whole body around her like you put your legs around her tail and hug her around her body? Does she like to be licked at all with your or someone’s tongue?
also, cookalooka, do you sleep with her in the shallows so her skin doesn’t dry out? How often do you see her each day and night? and how often does she like having sex? how long does she like having sex for?
Sex with an animal is bestiality per defintion. If you have sex with a dolphin, that’s bestiality. The word has acquired a very negative sound to it, however it does not suggest that an act is abusive.
She is very affectionate, and loving, sex is enjoyable as heck to her, so when ever we want to really.
And yes, i wrap my arms around her all the time, i was afraid to do so my first time, since i thought she would take it as a threat. but she must see it as me trying to be closer to her.
Dolphins skin is probably so packed with moisture, it would be probably an hour before her skin would get un comfortable. She is finee just resting in shallows with me.
I will describe my cove. think of my little beach as a circle. k? my house is on a litt ebit of a higher ledge, and stairs go down to the beach. My beach is like a round body of water, and rocks surround it in a circle formation. so its pretty enclosed. but there is a little opening at one edge of the circle of rock. And that is how i can swim out and into the ocean.
One day she just got curious and swam in, and i didnt know what to do because she was very frightened at being trapped.
😀 let me continue this story in another post, this is getting to long. lol 😛
K, so about sophie. She was so afraid, and i began to comfort her, trying to aid her out to the ocean. But i guess she got so used to me, and decided to play in my little cove. i thought it was really fun! so i began to play with her by tossing a little beach ball around and she always hit it with her nostrum to bring it back.
i think after about 5hours of this, i realized that is was almost sun set, so i turned on my beach cove lights so i could see what i was doing. and then… well, she must have become so comforted by me, she slowly crawled towards me. i thought she was sick or something. but eventually she rolled onto her back, and her vagina was extremely pink and pulsating.
and if you can imagine me, i was so surprised. so i just laid down and watched what she would do. i didnt know what to do next. so she swims close up to me, for the first time. and then starts to nudge against my crotch. i had no clue what to do.
we eventually had sex, and god, it was so different from any experience you could have.
After that day, i always just wade into the water and put out a bouy that she likes to play with, showing im here, and we play around in my cove. She is the best 😛
OMG ! You are one lucky guy… . 🙂 congrats !
lol, thank you 😛
Nonono its OMFG, you are one lucky B!#%$@d. Sell me your property!
Whoa, that substitute for a swear word is a link! Cool’ n ‘weird’ n ‘crazy!
Hi cookalooka, you are lucky. So what other sexual things does she like? does she like to be licked or nipped anywheresince you mentioned she nips your toes where does she like it done at? Does she preferhaving sex at night or during the day?
I am curious why people will believe all that CL says without question. But ok, on doctor’s advice – I’m not going to argue about it, heh.
I’m skeptical, but it doesn’t really bother me.
Hi cookalooka. Do you ever have sex with her in deeper water? Also is her body wider than yours is width-wise? How much does she weigh? Does she ever prefer having sex on her back with you on top of her? Or does she ever let you lay underneath her with her on top of you and your legs rapped around her tail, either with you on top of her or her on top of you?
also how long do you have sex since her vagina can do more or is more capable? than a human’s?
Hi cookalooka. What kind of dolphin is she? a bottlenose dolphin? also does she make loud squeak sound or screech sounds when you have sex with her?
Vipera, your name sounds pretty odd, where are you from ? 😉
Oh, and Cetacean, I guess you’re right: cookalooka’s story does seem to be to perfect to be true… I just don’t know who’s right but, anyway, it’s a great story and I love i,t even if it’s true or not. 😀
Hi, I like cookalooka’s story too. I personally think it’s a true story. But it’s a good one at that and I’m inclined to believe it. I wish my wife and I lived near a beach in a tropical area of the world. I don’t like living in the northeast of the United States in Pennsylvania. Maybe someday we’ll have enough money to move and live on or near a beach in a nice tropical place.
Florida.
Hi again! Wow so many comments made in these few days!
I loved CL’s story!!! I think it’s true too..
I’m soo happy that there are more open minded people
out there, like milktoast! I wish i could go somewhere near
the tropics.. well who knows. Someday i will! But i have to learn, then work
my ***** off first! 🙂
And I wish you good luck for your plans, milktoast 🙂
hey cookalooka, haven’t seen you online in a few days…having fun with Sophie? Did you do anything with her over this past weekend and beginning of the week?
WOW! lol, i have to get busy, and yes my sotry is true, lol, im going to florida this week end to see her since its snowing in PA!!! 😀
i get to see sophie this week end!
When sex does occur, she really seems so intimate, i could say shed last about hours, lol.
But it lasts probably 10 minutes. the first time i ever had a sexual encounter with her. it was VERY brief, cus she was so used to a minute encounter with dolphin males.
now she stimulates me slower, and most of the time she climaxes perfectly in sinc with me. i dont know how, but they hold it in almost.
sophie is a spotted dolphin. I dont know her weight, i dont have a crane thank you XD. lol.
but i would say it would be ok, but a little uncomfortable to have her ontop of me. it wouldnt make me blow up, lol. itd just be a little awquard, since shes pretty heavy. And yes shes a tiny bit wider than me, shes pretty petite for her species.
she usually lets me go ontop of her. but like i said in earlier posts, she and i, prefer lying on our sides, belly to belly. since theres no weight on either of us. Or, i can sit down, and she floats in the water, and rests her body ontop of me gently, since the water is lifting her. and we can do it that way.
So cookalooka, you live in PA? I do too. Is it expensive going to Florida to see Sophie? Must be expensive, but worth it huh?
and milk toast, the nipping isnt exactly something i would like to try. A dolphins skin is more attached to muscle than humans is. and they dont have toes or extremeities to nip. lol. You are able to pull your skin corrrect? well a dolphins is more stuck on to muscle in order to keep stream line and for heat.
but she loves to be stroked on the stomach. and head sometimes. licking is for more of the ‘sexual’ fun. lol. usually on the belly. and she loves having her togue stroked.
So is the water cold or warm this time of year in Florida? also I guess laying on top of her in the shallows or side by side cuddling her keeps you warm, right? I’d imagine her body temperature is the same as a person’s or close to it, or maybe a little above?
Hi, so it seems like dolphins and people ..(at least the girl I’m married to) like a lot of the same things when it comes to sex. So either at one time she herself was a dolphin or (mermaid) before at some point before I married her and she’s only in her early 20s, either that: or dolphins and people are very closely genetically related somehow? Which do you guys think it is?
we are very close to dolphins. Dolphins are so inteligent, i bet they are just bursting to talk. Theyve done all sorts of experiements to see there IQ, and its amazing! i swear, they are very close to us. One thing i like about dolphins about humans a little more though… they dont have the addiction to pointless purses 😀
yea her body temp is pretty good to mine. the water is really weird, it just depends on the currents id say.
Hi cookalooka. Well I guess my wife then is one in a million. You know how most girls her age are into purses and fashion and stuff like that? Well she is not. In fact, she absolutely hates all that fashion stuff that other girls her age enjoy to death. Maybe because she’s blind, part of the reason may be that. Of course I’m blind also. But somehow I don’t think that’s the reason. No, she’s not a typical girl, she’s more like a dolphin than a girl. Nice soft smoothe skin and she makes squeaks/screech sounds when having sex. Oh and to forstall any questions about how I use the computer since I’m blind. I use jaws from http://www.freedomscientific.com . There are also two other screen readers, one is called NVDA (nonvisual desktop access) and (Thunder http://www.screenreader.net) But this isn’t a discussion forum for technology for blind people so lets get back to loving dolphins and those who are “like” dolphins.
Hi, I also read about and saw a documentary on TV where they demonstrated that dolphins have a language. A person went in the water with them and played a sample of the sounds that they made. And then the dolphin repeated the sounds but added more sounds of his/her own making as if to try and continue the conversation. I don’t doubt that dolphins have a language that is yet unknown to us people. Also, how does or will Sophie react when she sees you for the first time this weekend? How does she display her excitement to welcome you back, if she does at all?
BE BACK SOON! im going to see sophie!
Be back next monday! Eastern time, in the U.S
Hi cookalooka. Let us know how it goes and how she is, and what the two fo you did together ok? I just love hearing the details of Sophie and yourself.
Here’s a story all the dolphin fans here will like! Scientists in Japan helped a dolphin by giving him a prosthetic fluke:
http://www.kaiyouhaku.com/en/news/05041801_01_report.html
Hi cookalooka. I have two more quick questions. First, you said sometimes sophie has sex or lays on top of you sometimes. If you’re in the shallows doesn’t your head get pushed underwater or are you on the beach when you do that? Also could you lay with her on the beach or in the shallows longer when the sun goes down because without the sun her skin wouldn’t dry out as fast?
Hi, I found the article I’m about to share with you on dolphins very interesting. Read it, I think you’ll enjoy it!
Here is the article. I forgot to paste the link.
http://www.planetpuna.com/dolphin-paper-html/dolphin-paper.htm
Just reading old stuff,
“I don’t wanna brag or anything, but I’ve actually done this with a female *human* and it does feel pretty good. It’s also a bonus that you can talk to each other and kiss.” (dvg)
and I’ve been wondering what made you think someone of us cares? 😉
And who said you can’t kiss a dolphin? And it’s definitely more fun to try also. And who said you need talking?
Milktoast, that’s a nice article. 🙂
It just had an effect like “Look guys I ate an apple! It was good”, when everyone else on the blog wants to munch on a tropical fruit salad.
Hi, that’s why I posted it. I thought the article was interesting too and I thought some of you would like to read it. After all, it’d be pretty arrogant of humans to think that we’re the only intelligent species on this earth that God made after all. There have to be others, so what if they’re not human and if their cultures aren’t the same as ours, they’re as intelligent as we are: maybe their intelligent may not be evident to us to our species right away but the fact remains they have intelligence equaling that of, or exceeding our own.
Yes, a very intresting article. DVGs too.
k, im back from vacation!!!
LET THE QUESTIONS BEGIN! lol.
Hi cookalooka and others. Cookalooka I posted a few questions up there a few days ago on February 18th I think that you might have missed. Also, does anyone know what are the requirements to work at a park like discovery cove or in Mexico at the swim with dolphins programs? What kind of degrees or papers do you need to work there?
so how was your trip to Florida? Did you get to spend a lot of time with sophie? Did you sleep with her on the beach at night so her skin wouldn’t dry out as fast?
Cookalooka, what kind of job do you have that gives you the money to travel to Florida so often?
I got to see sophie =P
it was awesome, lol… she brought me a dead fish as a gift >.
AND I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR ALL YOU DOLPHIN LOVERS!!!!
Dolphins can be found in the north carolina rivers! they migrate up them sometimes, so you have a chance to see one in north carolina 😛
My job is insurance, it pays about 600,000 a year. soooo, it explains my trips. 😀
So do you and Sophie have a cove-or-beach to yourselves? Also, when she lays on top of you on the beach or in the shallows, if in the shallows how do you keep from being pushed under-water? Or isn’t she that heavy?
Cookalooka, did you go to college at all? Do you sell insurance or what do you do with insurance that gets you $600000 a year? Did you have to go to college to get this job? Also, do people who train dolphins in the various swim with dolphins programs get to have sex with them or are they just their during the day? From what I read on the subject and interviews with with people who train dolphins on the internet, they view them as just another animal. But I tend to agree with the website link I posted earlier that says that dolphins are as intelligent as people are.
Hi cookalooka and others. Does Sophie make any kind of sounds when you have sex with her? Also, can you feel as well as hear the sounds she makes when she echolocates?
also, when she has an orgasm do her muscles contract or quiver like when people reach orgasm when having sex?
I guess I should have consolodated the questions into one post, but I’m watching a movie while I type so I guess it’s distracting me. But also when she reaches orgasm does she hug or hold you tighter with her flippers or tail or flukes at all?
also, cookalooka, when having sex with you does she move around and try to get her body tail–flukes and all as close to yours as she possibly can?
Cookalooka, dolphins of various species live all over the world, they aren’t uncommon. Hell, I can’t go to the beach without seeing a pod or two.
Milktoast, perhaps it would be prudent to ask a single question, wait until Cookalooka answers, then ask another? My inbox is getting spammed by notifications.
Awesome news!
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs!
Very funny article.
I laughed my ass off and was hard pressed to attach it again.
Vipera is right though, this isn’t the Milktoast Asks Questions blog, I mean, you should just read what you’ve done yourself.
Sorry, I never heard of that site before, cant someone tell me if what they say there is true or is just a joke ?
Honestly, if you read the whole thing it’s obvious they’re making fun out of them.
Lol, obviouesly they made that as a joke, humans cant ecolate.
The main reason I find them attracting is that they mate for pleasure. Heck that sounds familiar to humans, and their reproductive areas look close enough to human reproductive areas. If I could I would.
Thats awsome, another person, welcome. Our conversation has kinda died….:(
No it hasnt! lol.
im back 😀 ask any questions
sorry i was gone, was just having trouble with getting onto the link 😛
ask anything about soph and I 😛
*cough* details *cough*
Hi cookalooka. Here are some comments that you may have missed–, questions rather. Here they are consolidated into one post.
So do you and Sophie have a cove-or-beach to yourselves? Also, when she lays on top of you on the beach or in the shallows, if in the shallows how do you
keep from being pushed under-water? Or isn’t she that heavy?
Cookalooka, did you go to college at all? Do you sell insurance or what do you do with insurance that gets you $600000 a year? Did you have to go to college
to get this job? Also, do people who train dolphins in the various swim with dolphins programs get to have sex with them or are they just their during
the day? From what I read on the subject and interviews with with people who train dolphins on the internet, they view them as just another animal. But
I tend to agree with the website link I posted earlier that says that dolphins are as intelligent as people are.
Hi cookalooka and others. Does Sophie make any kind of sounds when you have sex with her? Also, can you feel as well as hear the sounds she makes when she
echolocates?
also, when she has an orgasm do her muscles contract or quiver like when people reach orgasm when having sex?
I guess I should have consolodated the questions into one post, but I’m watching a movie while I type so I guess it’s distracting me. But also when she
reaches orgasm does she hug or hold you tighter with her flippers or tail or flukes at all?
also, cookalooka, when having sex with you does she move around and try to get her body tail–flukes and all as close to yours as she possibly can?
Ill be busy answering these *cracks knuckles* lol 😀
K, imagine having a larger sibling ontop of you, its not unbearable, its just a little heavy right? i dont have a problem with her ontop of me for a short period of time, maybe a minute? of course shes heavy but it doesnt kill me, lol. she prefers the shallows, dolphins can only mate in deep, and sex isnt to exciting for female dolphins since males come so fast fromt he position. So she loves the shallow water cus she can comfort herself and me.
Lol, im just lucky for the job i have, k? im 27 years old. lol 😛 i just got the right masters and all that at the right time to get hired. lots of hard work, lol
when sophie ecolocates, think of a massaging tickle, if you can. you feel some very small subtle vibrations in the water.
She is very talkative 😀 i love that about her, she squeaks alot in her excitement. small little grunts sometimes. and she is very sensitive to the touch, so she does quiver when excited. also she really like sto get close during when we are together. shes just like any female women, she wants to have a love relationship, no prositution XD.
yes, we both embrace one another alot more during sex. but since she cant really pull against me, she swishes her tail to get a little closer.
Lol, so much to answer, but i think thats it 😀
any one but miltoast have any questions 😛 please ask me about my vacation lol. im ready to answer anything :P.
sorry about the double post!!! i am at my work space right now, so it is very complicated to get onto forums, lol. sorry for that! 😛
LOL XD XD! just look at all these comments!
there’s no question shortage that’s sure.
well i wanted to ask one or two, but there’s notthing left
to ask since all was answered! and much more! 😀
Please remember that this is not a “forum”.
This is my personal website and you are viewing and commenting on a blog post I wrote several years ago.
As I have said repeatedly, I think this entire subject is quite silly and — although I firmly believe in free speech and letting you express yourselves here — I reserve the right to delete or edit inappropriate, rude, or just plain stupid comments.
If you have a website and / or MySpace account, I would sincerely appreciate a link back to my site.
Thanks!
Hey guys! Get a load of this:
it’s not a fiction:
Girls ARE getting jealous of dolphins!!! (at least that’s 100%sure in my class!!)
I think it’s XD very Lol!!!
i’m curious did someone else had this experience?
I can’t say I care about my classmates regardless of gender. Again, jealousy isn’t based on gender either. There are boy dolphins too. 🙂
well i think it’s interesting how do others react to these things.
Yea, they know there are boy dolphins too. =)
That’s what i said to them, no, they refused the
idea. however nearly all the guys liked the female dolphin-topic.
then What is ths jealousy based on?
kigger, dolphins are mammals, you dumb ass! that means they have **** es!
Hi cookalooka. How was the weather in Florida when you were there? How much time do you spend with Sophie a day? Also, since I read that dolphins’ vaginas are more manipulative or flexible than humans’ are, who does most of the work when having sex with her? Does she stimulate you more than you stimulate her since her vagina can do more than a humans’ can? Also, does she decide how far you go into her?
lol. If you read about it, dont you know it? 😀
but, yea, they are very manipulative (dont tell sophie, but shes basically ‘on top’ every time XD)
but she enjoys it i guess, lol. i barely do anything :P.
I spend sooooo much time with soph. the saturday on president day weekend i woke up from 8 and played on my little cove with her for hours, maybe until 7 PM?
The weather was awesome, water was a wittle chilly 😮
lol. and aboout letting me go in. ok, now compare a human **** tooo a 14 inch dolphin one ummmmm… im pretty sure shed let me go in all the way, speaking of the fact im just half the size of something that should be in there XD.
hey milk. i have a big question for you too 😀
you lied you little booger! lol. its not bad, but its jusut funny how one post you say your blind, then you say your typing while watching a movie. lol.
no explanation really needed unless you want too. its just kind of funny to think about
lol, imagine a blind person watching lassie *GO SAVE THE CHILD IN THE WELLL!!!! *(while the credits are just finishing) 😛
and DVG, im really sorry, but can you PLEASE!!!! move this subject out of humor, because even post number one has nothing very humorous about this. I know your trying to keep your site in order, but may we please be as we are. i love your site, but this is the best forum about this topic.
Please can you understand, and take it as a complement that we chose your site as a perfect enough site to discuss these things.
I dont mean to be any offense to you, but we really want to discuss this topic in a serious manner. its not very humorous when we take it as a serious issue 😮
Sorry if i offended you in any way DVG, but like moses said “LET MY PEOPLE…. DANCE!” lol.
Yes im stiil here, I just don’t have anything to say right now.
Hi cookalooka, earlier you wrote:
hey milk. i have a big question for you too 😀
you lied you little booger! lol. its not bad, but its jusut funny how one post you say your blind, then you say your typing while watching a movie. lol.
no explanation really needed unless you want too. its just kind of funny to think about
lol, imagine a blind person watching lassie *GO SAVE THE CHILD IN THE WELLL!!!! *(while the credits are just finishing) 😛
I reply: ::
I wasn’t lying. I am blind, and I was typeing while watching a movie. I rip all the audio or sound from my dvds and store them in mp3s so I can put them on my muvo mix mp3 player and take movies with me wherever I go. As for “watching a movie,” is an expression that everyone uses regardless of whether or not they can see or not.
you know that feeling you get when your wrong, and it feels like you were winded in the stomach realy badly?
Sorry milk!!! =o
lol, i took watching a movie literally 😛
Hi everyone, I have read all of the comments on this site. And I find it to be both weird and intriguing. I found this when I absentmindly thought of what it would be like to have sex with a dolphin. However, I don’t know if I could go out and do it, since I am a mormon and such things are taught to us as being wrong and immoral. But I still find it fascinating, and cookalooka, I would greatly appreciate an in~depth detail of the encounter you had with sophie.
By the way, when I had been looking for dolphin related items. I came across a website that told the story of a security guard on night duty at an aquirium who had his first sexual encounter with one of the dolphins there. But you don’t have to take my word for it, you can read the story at http://www.totse.com, in the erotica section, subsection zoophilia.
Lol, what kind of detail would you like? when every one asks for ‘detail’ im wondering, do you want detail of her, the palm tree, a hobo’s boil. lol. Ask me a little more descriptive questions and i’d love to answer them. Like milktoast, lol, he very ‘unique’ with his questions 😀
What I ment before is how did it feel, both physicly and emotionaly, for you when you mated with Sophie?
Also, I have a question for all those here. Has anyone here ever wondered if it would be possible to have sex with an orca, A.K.A. killer whale?
It’s possible, has been done before, evidence is not shared (you can google all day if you like). 😉
I just want all of you guys to know that I will be checking for updates on comments 24/7, because I find this to be a very interesting subject and want to get to know whats going on.
and I’m still waiting for your answer to my last post cookalooka.
I think an orca would be to big….
lol, sorry bout that!
one word, amazing. it was so shocking at first, i had no clue what to do, soph just became really attached and we played in the little cove for the day. all of a sudden she turns over to show how aroused she is from me. And emotionally, i was very confused but excited. If you can imagine, you get so so sexually excited, you feel like fainting from the blood rushing to your head. 😮
Physically, it was unlike anything. It was pretty unnerving at first, i was really uncomfrotable for the first time. but she was really adorable lol. 😛 i couldnt resist, and she is just like a female partner in life.
She almost feels like, waves are vibrating through her body onto me. lol, kind of like a massage XD.
And yes, the rumors are true, its almost impossible not to come within a minute. atleast for the first time. since dolphins do it quickly naturally. But now shes gotten the point she can do it for as long as she wishes with me. Now we can go up to about 30-60 minutes.
Ummmm..ok about the orca thing. If your looking for a male one. please hold out your arm… see the length of your arm? yea… thats kinda smaller than the **** of an orca :D.
and for female orca…. well, is it really that fun to put your arm inside them? lol XD.
and since orca are carnivors by nature.. and live in freezing cold temperatures for penguins and seals… ummmm 😛
lol. good luck XD.
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Hey guys, I found this web called http://www.petitiononline.com where you could sign your name and petition to have dolphin sex legalized in the US, and if you don’t believe me you can go to the site and check it out for yourself.
Hurry, every one sign the petition!!!
*lol* That paetition is pretty much a joke – just look at the names of the people who sign: “Michael Jackson”, “George W Bush” etc. 😉
I originally saw this post back in 2004 and was amazed at how much positive feedback it garnered. I thought there would be many more naysayers and those saying how sick it is. I was pleasantly impressed.
I’ve loved phins dearly for seven years now and they amaze me in all ways possible, body, mind, and soul. I don’t think I can do it justice to again explain how much they mean to me after making my presence known on DelFi’s forums. Check out my thread there if you want to see how deep my devotion to dolphins truly is: http://bluesea.uw.hu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60
I will stick around here and listen to what each of you have to say and I hope to contribute in the talks and meet each and every one of you. I really want to meet like-minded people and make some strong connections. The more people you know and friends you make, the easier it is to achieve your dream. 😉
Cookalooka, I’m so jealous of what you and Sophie have. It’s something I’ve wanted for so many years now, and spent *countless* hours dreaming and fantasizing about. I hope you truly recognize how special your and Sophie’s relationship is and that you cherish her for every moment you have her. You are a very lucky and gifted individual. =)
Dolphinatic
OMG, I’m so glad to hear someone returning to this thread after that much time – glad you’re back here with us !
Hope we will hear from you again… . 😀
I also welcome you back! Think i’ll head over to delfi’s site….
Thanks No_Body and D-D. 🙂 It’s great to hear from you two and I’m so happy to be in a place that is so filled with people just like me who share my dreams and convictions toward our lovely siblings of the sea.
I hope we can become friends and discuss them and our hopes to become close to them, together. 🙂 Feel free to talk to me on Messengers if you see fit. The addresses are located under my posts in the thread I made on DelFi’s forum. I would be glad to hear from any of you.
I have also bookmarked this site and will check it everyday for responses.
I can’t wait to meet you too, Cookalooka. I hope I can keep it together despite my dark green shade of envy. ^-^
Dolphinatic
Operation: Sign my name seriously on the petition site, and advertise this website of davidgagne.com…. Complete 😮
Lol, I found this on youtube, the begining had dolphins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG4ryJwRqZA
Update: Watch after the part with the girls, it shows the dolphins giving them rides!
Hi cookalooka. Is having sex with a dolphin better than having sex with a person? In what ways is it better? What do dolphins do different than people do? Are they more arousing? how are they more arousing if they are?
Is this the “calm before the storm” ? 🙂 – Come on guys, say something, I don’t think you’re all out of ideas.
hey I thought of something. I think a great place to have sex with a dolphin if you could get one there would be either one of those shallow pools for toddlers /or/little kids, like what I mean is those pools the in-ground pools at public pools in the section where there’s maybe two foot or so of water. Either that or you could try a hot-tub, but not filling it with hot water instead use cool or watewr at room temperature. But how you could or would get a dolphin in there I don’t know. I’m probably correct about this that if you’d use the hot water that is normally put in a hot-tub it would be bad for a dolphin’s skin. But the same hot-tub filled with cool water or room-temperature water should be fine probably.
Yeah, along with the whole issue of salinity and how you’re going to avoid traumatizing a dolphin.
Bad idea.
Rofl, good point Vipera. Yea, one big problem milk…. wheres the salt? and where are u going to find a therapist for a dolphin living in a circle of water half the size of it?! lol.
Yes, dolphins are alot better at, well, sexual experiences. Its not as much the arousment that they produce, as how they are very gentle and loving. and what can i say? Women are to dramatic from all these soap operas.
Its true, TV has changed us all. No one was hurting them self until jack ass came out. and Ever since some perticular movies, Women have changed into snobs.
But dolphins only have a few channels, “The fish network” “I like to do flips in the air” and “Dolphins gone wild” lol. jk. but dolphins, especiall soph are alot better than other human encounters. that for sure!
There are some river dolphins that live in freshwater. Since it’s not a physical need to have salt in their system, other dolphins could adapt to it too if they had to, but it would take some time to get used to it because of their delicate skin having only experienced salt water. It would be other reasons such as a food source they’re unused to, an area they’re unfamiliar with, or other conditions that they would suffer from first.
It’s mainly fish though that can’t change their habitat from fresh to saltwater or vice-versa because of their gills and how they breathe. Since dolphins breathe air, that’s not a problem for them.
But the space issue is definitely a problem. They need wide-open spaces to roam free, and putting them in a jacuzzi is a dumb idea. Just getting one in there would be traumatizing, never mind sequestering them to a small space. Even million-gallon tanks can be too small.
And cookalooka, all dolphins are individuals just like humans are. They don’t all act the same or express the same feelings. And I particularly resent what you say about humans, particularly women. There were plenty of stupid people out there hurting themselves long before Jackass, but that doesn’t mean we’re all dumb enough to do stunts like that. And not all women are snobs or watch soap operas or are swayed by movies, either. You’re making brash generalizations about humans, when truly things like that are an isolated few. There are even the occasional dolphins that attack humans and aren’t sweet or as loving as others. Heck, some male dolphins have even been known to horde female dolphins and keep them away from their pods so that only they can mate with them.
Anyway, I’m sick of ranting now. Good day. 🙂
Lol. i never meant to be stereotypical! I understand, i do have a problem with sounding a little vague with my descriptions. mainly because i have ADD and well, i can think of sponges while watching a crab doing the cha cha and so on 😀
But i completly understand its fine for fresh water for them. but what i didnt say, was something called CLORINE! lol. imagine the poor animal in that stuff? thatll be the equivalent of acid to us! but when i relating movies to many humans ill explain.
have you ever come out of ann action movie, feeling like supoer human freak? or when you watch a very good movie in fact, you just feel like your the main character, all mighty and powerful with even words for instance. 😛
well, i think that television has done that to many people. if TV wasnt invented, the weak minded people wouldnt be so ignorant or like, say a character to laguna beach XD
but, for people, not to be stereotypical! lol. but for people like us, were a little more (strong in the mind) all of you people are very intellligent, no doubt! but for the many that are still into peer pressure *YUCK!* jack ass came out and then comes the hazard! lol 😛
sorry, just wanted to clarify my last post, i have to admit after re-reading it, it’s a little more vague than i intended it to be XD
Don’t blame television. It’s always the easy way, corporations, foundations and governments blame the television. You have free will, like the vast majority of the animal kingdom does, except that you have the freedom to use that will (ask the cow at the cluttered industrial meat farm what she’d be doing instead, in case you don’t have a clear view on freedom), and so you are just not controlled by any medium if you’re smart. Media can inform me but I make my own decisions. In short, blaming the telly is the cheap easy way of hiding it’s your fault.
Yes, dolphins can be upset or violent too. But you should’ve gotten used to that already with humans. And in overall, they’re better because they’re not the greedy, egocentric and unnatural beasts that the stereotyped humans are.
Good point there Nature’s Call. 😉
You’re talking to cookalooka, right, Nature’s Call?
A sharp mind you got there.
So, cookalooka, you have ADD and a hard time mastering the English language, yet you earn 600k a year working for an insurance firm?
Are you sure?
Like Dolphinatic said, salinity isn’t an issue if the dolphin is introduced into a freshwater environment gradually. But just dumping one into a jacuzzi? I mean, come on!
To deviate from our current conversation (sorry Cookalooka), what would you guys/gals be willing to try with dolphins? Personally, I’d only do straight intercourse with females, as oral would be dangerous and **** impractical as well as just not something I find appealing. With males, I think it’d be sexy to fellate or masturbate them, and maybe try a bit of **** – me being on the “receiving” end of course.
Well, first of all I’m only interested in female dolph’s.
Second… I don’t think sex is the main attraction for me. The simple thing of being with a dolphin is a great thing, I belive they are a much better companion than woman will ever be. 😀
“A sharp mind you got there.”
O_o That’s really rude. You started talking about dolphin behavior and I was the one who brought that up so I got a little confused.
I’d try anything with a dolphin. Rimming, oral, straight, gay, masturbating a male, whatever I could do with some relative amount of caution, as well as making sure the dolphin was enjoying it. Not like they’d condone it if they weren’t though.
But like No_Body, even though I’m not very fond of him right now, my main attraction and ideal partner is a female dolphin. I would just enjoy her companionship and love and would spend much time with her just making her feel like the most loved dolphin ever. 🙂 And I’d do it better than No_Body_.
Dolphinatic
ACCCCK! Maybe I am dumb! I was referring to Nature’s_Call, not No_Body_. Sorry No_Body_! >
*lol* Apologies accepted. 😉
I agree with you Dolphinatic, with the trying sex thing, only I would leave the Rimming out…., oh and sorry i’ve been gone for a while so im going to ramble on different subjects. For me its both being with the dolphin and sex. You also have to consider what the effect on the dolphins eyes would be if you put them in fresh water. I am a male so female dolphins do hold the most for me, but if there was only a male I would try oral and mastrubation. Vipera, it would be dangerous to let a male **** you, think how big their **** is, that would be hard to explain in the hospitel. Milktoast, it would be in your oppinion of which you enjoyed more, dolphin or human, for sex and relationship. Yes I am straight(had someone ask me that when I said I would fellat of mastrubat a male dolphin), I would never think of sex with a male human(no afence and gays). Why is it viewed that pain and torture(Saw,Hostle,See no Evil, and many other thousands of movies) are seen as appropriate and mostly rated R or Unrated, when the hint of a nipple or (as they call it) beasality(I prefer Zoophilia) is immidietly rated Unrated. Why is it that pain is more appropriate than pleasure? Well enough of my rambling(someone please answer my question).
Hmmm.. the word for a male reproductive organ was starred out….
Update: in the quotations (no afence and gays), that meant, no affence any gays
Not really. The typical T. truncates’ phallus is fourteen inches long and six inches in diameter at the base. It would be pretty safe to do **** with the first half.
Well, dolphins are very smart, but do you think they would know what would happen if the shoved the rest of themself in you? Mabey after it happened….
DONT DO ANAL!!! OMG!!!! lol. trust me, youd be in the hospital before you know it! 😛
male dolphins you can masturbate, of course, but! naturally, they were meant for thrusting, not having a tiny little bit of there length slowly put into something! XD
its a natural orgasmic reflex to thrust, its only part of there nature to do so, and trust me… as odd as it sounds, when they orgasim, imagine a really over pumped super soaker gun or what ever… wat does it do?! shoots about 14 feet! lol. unless your ass is fairy land, and has a kingdom around 20 feet, rofl. just dream XD
no joke, this is from experience. im not saying this from reads, or other threads, i didnt of course attempt anal, it was twice the size of my own! lol. and it was pretty shocking how far it ‘shot’ lol.
and i dont take any offense for making fun of my poor typing skills in machanics XD. i play World of Warcraft, so of course i need to learn how to type fast and sloppy, lol.
ANYWAY, yes dolphins are perfectly compatible to go into fresh water, but, about this whole hot tub thing… umm, i dont think they would enjoy steaming hot clorine. not only will you not be able to have any FORM of sexual experience with them, youll have a hell of a time trying to get out alive XD.
and i definitely agree.. males may be a little more.. well interesting, if thats a efficient word?
but females have a way more emotional loving bond, and they are less likely to get all testosteronal on you, lol.
just one little thing, i am 100% not gay, problem is, and i know this is a problem for alot of Zoo fans (Beast fans go to hell 😀 )
but, males are a tiny bit more interesting i guess? only in my point of view because its so much different from our own organs. i mean… i never really got the reason i found it, interesting, how it sort of slid out of a shaft, its just sort of odd, and i guess it kind of becomes a curiosity.
dont think im weird for saying this sort of stuff XD… (please) lol. but i just have a question, is any one else a little curious of the male form of an animal?
Honestly cookalooka, you are starting to sound like you have no idea.
As for anal, people often do much worse things to each other’s asses than shooting into it with a squirt gun, why be afraid of those poor dolphins’ **** s then?
So, you earn a s**tload of money from work, but can’t type and play WoW, and now asking how gay we are in order to tell these latest news to a background group for a laugh. Cite proof.
“Shoots about 14 feet with his 14 inch **** ” eh, did you take photographs and measure it or did you read those exact numbers from http://sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html like I did?
I’m curious.
I can’t believe what you say until you prove it, feel free to contact me if you feel it inappropriate to be shared with the wide public
“Very smart” doesn’t cover it D-D; dolphins have a brain-to-body mass ratio of 0.16 as opposed to humans’ 0.22. That’s the same ratio present in primitive humans (H. habilis from ~2 million years ago. They’re surpassed only by modern day H. sapiens. That said, yes, **** sex without prior preparation would be pretty stupid, but not impossible. Just look at men with stallions.
The force of ejaculation isn’t even a consideration. The average human ejaculates over nine feet, and unless you’re under pressure the force behind it is nil. I’m tired of people blindly accepting what that guy said as fact.
Well, I would not try it. I agree Cookalooka, male dolphins are interesting and I also am 100% not gay.
ummm… did i kill a close relative of yours Nature? lol. it seems like ive traumatized you in some way… im a normal guy, i just got a very lucky oppurtunity in insurance, chill out. and who EVER said i cant spell? i play RPG’s, sure, why not? i have a life for fun. Is it a problem i can play WOW?
and i refuse to believe i said that i wanted to know who was gay or not, i simply asked who found it to be a little, odd or curious.
and i dont know what that site is, but thanks! lol. never knew about it till now. im going to be reading in a sec, just waiting for my fax atm.
But nature, did i offend you in any way? cus i never meant too, 😛
and one more thing… why on earth do i have to have spelling on a forum about zoophilia… XD
i play WoW for gods sake, im used to typing like this, but for my papers at work, of course i dont type like this, this is just the way i type so i can type quickly. BTW, i typed this in 1 minute and probably another 30 seconds, with my poor spelling, thank you very much XD
Hi,
I am only interested in the female dolphins. I’d like to spend a night on a beach in the shallows or on a beach with one if I had the chance say from sundown to sunrise so her skin would not dry out. Of course, I’d like to do the exact same thing with my wife also since she’s not your typical arrogant snobby american female. I’ve been to college campuses having tried to get a degree and being unsuccessful and well, the only decent girls there were one or two who could not see–or–had no sight, like myself…the one had a boyfriend and the other I knew for a long time so then we got married. Who knows, if I could get both on a beach somewhere, I’d like that too?maybe? I always wanted to love dolphins for some reason, always have been–interested–in them not only curious about what it’d be like to love one if that’s possible but also in the way they are in general.
I definitely would like to cuddle and love a dolphin I think. I think it would be nice and ‘lovy’ to cuddle her and hug her all night –someone said it wouldn’t be a good idea to french-kiss a dolphin? I would probably be one to try it. It might be nice or I might like it, who knows.
Hi, about the whole hot-tub thing. no it wouldn’t be a good idea. but would it be ok if instead of using the hot chlorine water, instead you fill it up with saltwater, like cool saltwater instead? Then it wouldn’t hurt them. But it still might be too small, I guess it also depends on the size of the dolphin. Or what about those round above-ground swimming pools, filling that up with salt-water at about 60 or 70 degrees or so. guess also it depends on the size of the dolphin. I would want a female one that’s maybe about 6 feet long maybe 6 and a half 7 at the most. if I were to do such a thing I’d probably want a spotted dolphin since it’d be close to my weight also. I read the lightest they are is about 200 some pounds or so, I’m about 130 so that’s close enough for me.
hi, if I were to do it, I’d want a female dolphin, and I’d only have sex with her the regular way and would love her.
also it would be more enjoyable I think to love a female dolphin. If such a thing were to occur I hope the dolphin would love being touched all over and hugged and kissed and love having sex.
Do they like it when you hug them or does it make them scared?
If you act with them do they interact back?
Will they recognize a human’s voice?
You don’t need to post five billion times, milktoast. One at a time will suffice. And you sound like you’re just jealous that no “typical arrogant snobby American female” would never take you.
Sumguy, it depends on the dolphin, their mood, and your relationship with him or her. All dolphins are individuals like humans are. Their species is usually typecast as sweet and caring, so you think they all have to be that way.
First, it depends on the phin and whether or not he or she is wild or captive. If they’re captive, they might have been trained to give a human hug in order to receive a treat, because he or she wants to, or because it fears disciplinary action.
As for wild dolphins, it depends on whether or not they’re curious about humans. There are some that have no interest in coming in contact with a person. For those that are, they might be scared if you tried to hug them on your first meeting. Building up a relationship with one and showing them they can trust you would help them see that you’re not going to hurt them or are no threat to other phins they care about. Once you put your arms around them and squeeze for the first time they’ll probably learn fairly quickly it’s a sign of affection and enjoy it subsequent times, perhaps even trying to initiate one themselves at sometime. Their mood and overall personality also affects how receptive they would be to a hug. If they’re really hyper they might just think it’s a game and try to wiggle away. On the other hand, if they’re especially serene, they might like it more than other phins.
It’s really just common sense here. They’re not alien creatures. They are very much like us. Just treat them with kindness and respect and you’ll see how different they are and what each one likes and dislikes. They are not the Borg. I’ve never been with a dolphin myself yet, but it feels like there’s so much I have to learn from them and that they have truly kind souls. I can’t wait to find out for myself.
I’m also sick of the generalizations in here. Everyone thinking that human women or American women are arrogant snobs and that dolphins are so much better than them. It’s about preference and what your heart goes out to, not that humans aren’t good enough for you.
And Nature’s Call, I feel that you’re generalizing too by taking stereotypes of what you see written and using it to deny cookalooka’s story. Sure, it’s dubious, but you really don’t know much about the person on the other end of the keyboard. Being cynical and crass toward others you don’t know is very undolphinlike, in my opinion. Notice that I haven’t stated anything as matter-of-fact, because I acknowledge that I may be wrong about things. You don’t seem so willing.
Dolphins don’t seem to judge people and tolerate them as their own. Why can’t everyone do the same to their own kind?
Dolphinatic
The thing is Cookalooka, professional attitude tends to go beyond just work. If you didn’t stick to certain things like proper punctuation since in your opinion that’s not needed on the internet, ok. But don’t blame things like atheiest, awquard and hypathetically (used in the wrong context also) on playing WoW.
If you said you worked as a car mechanic I wouldn’t have said a word. But if you earn that kind of money for an insurance company I’d expect you to be amongst the intellectual upper level of society.
You wouldn’t be the first person to make up a story like that to get attention, but you just look rather silly sticking to it.
As for French kissing dolphins, that’s rather pointless. And you couldn’t keep them in a backyard swimming pool either. It would be abusive and also simply illegal.
Hey guys, sorry its been a while, been busy. Anyway, I just thought that I’d mention something I read on the web. I read about this women (can’t remember the name) who could manipulate her abdomenal muscles in such a way that during sex, she could f*** the guy with her cervix. I found that to be very weird, but also interesting. anyway, I just thought I’d let you know.
Trust me guys, i 100% understand that i would seem a little more intellectual with my grammer and vocab. But the truth is, its just a plain old habit of mine! I type too quickly, from the work i have to do, i dont have time to check if my structure of a certain sentence is put into perfection.
I simply got lucky in todays Resume’ war! lol. I didnt even know i would be able to get a job this high to apply to even! Please dont take me for an imposter either 😛
I am simply a LD worker who doesnt have time to check for literary errors when microsoft spell check isnt around XD
But if you still take me as an imposter/fraud. Go ahead if you please, for all i know, you could be monkeys living on jupiter in a Sushi bar 😀
And yes, i can say something that immature, lol, im only 27, LIVE A LITTLE =O
any way, back to dolphins, its not really about me here any way 😛
Oh and Milk, dolphins, atleast Sophie, dont seem to be bothered by hugging. Actually, i find it to be more of a bonding technique, in any relationship really. So, yes I hug her alot. lol. Once again, she is very playful and loving.
One moe note though every one! I am now going to refuse to give any more personal information out about my life, other than dolphin experiences. Just giving a little bit of my own life has made a little bit too much contraversy for people to really be taking. So i take the fifth 😛
I have just one question, what ever in the bloody hell makes you think you have to type quickly on a blog? If it was realtime gaming I’d probably understand.
Because of my job! 0.o
lol, i dont have that much time to mess around, im putting my own free time into this blog guys, and why does it matter? can we please get back to dolphins, because i really hate doctor phil shows XD.
well of course it would be illegal. And I agree would be pointless also. But writing about something or the concept of something and actually doing something or acting on what you read on a forum are two entirely different things.
hi cookalooka. would a dolphin let you spend a night on the beach with her. like during the time when there is no sun so her skin would not dry out? or don’t they like to be in one place for that long? did you ever fall asleep with her before?
MILKTOAST:
I wouldn’t try frenching a dolphin, not unless you’re a masochist. Those teeth would cut your tongue to ribbons. Also, “regular way?” That’s a bit strange when you’re using it in the context of screwing outside your species.
DOLPHINATIC:
I think you’re giving dolphins too much credit. Yeah, they’re a lot like us, but they aren’t these innocent creatures that your writing implies. They can be – and are – violent at times, especially the males. I don’t want to dampen your enthusiasm or anything, but you can’t generalize like that.
EVERYONE ELSE:
Just forget Cookalooka, who cares if what he says is true or not?
Hi, about cookalooka. I understand where he’s coming from. I myself can have perfect writing when writing papers for school, but when I’m just chatting online I relax and can sometimes let my typing get sloppy. I for one see where cookalooka is coming from, I’ve been there myself. When you need to write nice and professionally, you do. And when you’re having fun playing games or writing on a forum, depending on the forum you can let your writing get sloppy just because you want to throw out some ideas to people.
Am I the only one who finds our discourse hilariously pathetic? It seems like all we’re trying to do is oneup the other person. We’re all dolphin lovers here who have done countless hours of exploring and finding the same things on the net to back up our arguments, but none of us (with the dubious exception of cookalooka) has actually spent time with one to see how they really act.
Vipera, you say that I’m giving dolphins too much credit and I shouldn’t generalize, but it’s funny because I was trying to say the same thing. I was the first to admit that not all dolphins are the sweet loving mammals that supersede humans on all levels, so it’s obvious to me that you’re just trying to attack my opinions.
I think we all need to get off our high horses and realize that we all want the same thing. Nothing’s going to happen if we all act like immature little brats about it. Think of how we’re coming off to other people. Nobody’s going to take our deepest set desire seriously if WE can’t even get along.
Dolphinatic
Peace, my brothers ! 😀
Let’s just get back to the peaceful talk, ok ?
BAD NEWS!!! After a few conferences, i had to go over the my florida house to clean a few things out (Gutters and so forth) but i discovered when i arrived… Sophie is extremely sick =(
She wont stop make these odd noises with her throat, and shes moaping around alot, as if having no energy. PLEASE HELP! Im in FL atm, and if any one has the time to help Sophie, can some one research some kind of weird behavior about dolphins?!
Please help, im extremely scared for her right now 🙁
HELP SOPHIE!
I really just cannot believe a thing that “cookalooka” types. I cannot possibly understand how anyone could.
How scared are you, cooks? I have a friend in vet school in Florida. If you tell me where you are, he’ll be happy to come visit Sophie to investigate this mysterious illness. Can you send us some photographs of you and Sophie? Can you do *ANYTHING* at all to prove you are not completely inventing these stories?
Well well well. Good ol’ David is starting to make sense, isn’t he.
He has a point there.
Hi cookalooka. I’m sorry to hear about Sophie. I’m no dolphin expert but I hope she gets better for you soon.
BYE
i came here to talk about dolphins, and all you want is to believe if my life is real? this is pathetic, i dont understand 🙁
Sophie is extremly ill, and no, i refuse to take photo’s of my place, or location, for personal security. I barely know any of you.
I took this to be a serious forum for people who liked to discuss about dolphins. and im just ruining it all from telling my life stories. Ive only helped you guys by answering questions, or participating in conversations you created.
WITH MY OWN TIME, i went on here. I checked relgiously to mak sure i didnt miss beat of what was put on here.
Well forget it. Im sorry, but if i just say one little thing about myself, im trashed. Its all about me me me.
Im leaving 🙁
if this is how im treated, when it doesnt even matter if your right or wrong, i dont care what you guys think of me, im going to find another forum online. Because it isnt about me. Its about the dolphins.
Bye… 🙁
P.S ( i might come back… depending on how you guys will stop thinking about me and more about what we are here for)
My heart is going to break.
Well…..it seems a lot has happened since I was last here. Dolphinatic I whole heartedly agree with you that there has been a lot of steriotyping and it seems that some people do not know any nice of fun human girls. I love both humans and dolphins, I know that there are some really snobby girls out there but not all of them are bad. I am an American and don’t understand why most people think that its only the American woman that are bad. (not to say that other countries woman are bad)
I don’t really agree with you guys. You say beautiful tings & facts about
dolphin behaviour, contrasting with us humans, It’s no importance to me, how much is CL’s payment. OR if he’s making up stories. Why isit important to you guys? (I trust in people easily- and accept them.And I got the same in return. )
so Stop tearing each other,
how can we love dolphins, if we can’t trust and accept each other?
Cookalooka doesn’t love the dolphin (assuming she exists). If she doesn’t, that makes it better only.
He would’ve accepted Mr. Gagne’s offer if he had a sick love to look after. What did he do instead? Told us “bye, I’m outta here” and fled off.
Hi guys, im new to this site. Im really interested in dolphins, can you just tell me whats going on right now though?
Here’s an amazing coincidence: “Horizon” uses the exact same email address as “cookalooka”.
Who would’ve thought
Well, well… we are waiting for your explenation cookalooka… .
Lol.
Hi, do dolphins like having their flukes rubbed and petted? What parts of their boddies do they like to have touched or rubbed the best?
Well, I heard that they just love having their tongues petted, but that could just be an urban myth. It depends how well the phin knows you and if he or she trusts you and the phin themselves. Some humans like to cuddle and some don’t. Why should dolphins be any different? Unless you meet someone who’s spent considerable amount of time with not only one, but hundreds of dolphins, you can’t generalize about that. It’s like asking us if African Americans like fried chicken.
Dolphinatic
I have never been so angry and disgusted in my life…
DVG, i was only trying to get a new beggining on thid damb site so i wouldnt be insulted as i was being already…
I wanted to stay on this site to talk about dolphins like i used too..
But seeing as Sophie died yesterday, with tears rolling down my eyes i leave you with these words..
go to hell DVG, you are nothing more than some lonely freak… Sophie had died from internal bleeding from eating a sharp object a fish she ate had… a hook..
I came here every day trusting to share my life with you guys… But now Soph is dead, and a lot of you guys are nothing more than horny teenagers, which i didnt want to obviously point out before…
Im leaving for good now… this isnt about dolphins… DVG was right.. its a joke
If you ever come back Cookalooka I would please like an explanation on how you know it was internal bleeding, or a hook, that killed her?
Douphins are facinating things.I would love to have sex with one!
Hey welcome to the site!
Dolphinatic… K, well the day i found… her dead.
I panicked, and called a frined i knew over at the local Aquarium. But to tell you the details… i dont know, i was crying too ,much inside to take notice of what he did, he just left saying there was a sharp object lodged into the throat and i ceased him from telling details…
Sophie is dead… and so is part of me…
I just need a little time alone guys… i have to think some things over. 🙁
(if you can imagine a parent dieing, or experience a good friend passing away,, you have to understand)
And now, only thing left is to think about what to do with her body… I cant stop crying about her… she was my best friend, now shes gone.
Ill be bak later… i just need to have some alone time…
sorry for the spelling errors for whom ever were snotty enough to patranize me ealier in this forum.. new key board… just wanted to explain.. sorry
You know what’s really amazing? I looked on Google, Yahoo!, and MSN and I couldn’t find any reports from Florida of a dolphin being reported as injured or beached. You’d think that would make the news. I mean, surely cookalooka would have called someone to help, right? And even if he didn’t call anyone, I lived in Florida — right on the beach — for fifteen years. Where could this dolphin be that nobody else saw? You’d think that would be on the news somewhere.
And now here’s a really interesting thought: What is ol’ cooks planning to do with the body? Surely he isn’t going to leave several hundred pounds of carcass to rot on the beach. And I’d think it would be disgraceful to just roll her back into the water. I wonder what his plan is …
Also … I don’t appreciate being called names or told to go to hell. Please remember that this is my personal site. I have been allowing people to post to this thread for years. It is not a right; it is a privilege.
We know, dvg. I think cook’s a bit confused on the who’s who front. In any respect, I don’t think I believe in Sophie, but I have a compassionate side for all dolphins, fictitious or otherwise; such as Susie and Ruby, so R.I.P Sophie. 🙁
I’m not here to try and show off or have battles about how knowledgeable I am on any level. I just have the utmost respect and love for dolphins and I feel I should devote my life to them, their welfare, and if I’m lucky, my own personal life. I’m glad to know that there are a few others who feel the same way as I do and that’s why I continue to come here.
Thanks for tolerating us and all the wannabes, DVG. It’s nice to have a place to interact with others. 🙂 True dolphin zoos are a really intelligent and compassionate bunch that might have a bit of misanthropy, but really mean well for all creatures on the planet, even humans, deep down. I just want to make people and dolphins happy. If I can change the life of just one dolphin in a positive way, then I would feel that my life was worth something.
Dolphinatic
Hi cookalooka. I’m sorry to hear that Sophie died. It would have been nice to have been able to get money and come see her someday. And I’m sure it wouldn’t be nearly as expensive as it is to swim with dolphins in one of the tourist programs they have out there. Anyway I can understand you needing some alone time after this. And maybe you’ll meet up with another dolphin really soon that will help fill the void that Sophie left upon her dying. Again, I understand how you feel. Take some time alone, and afterwards, I’m sure there are others out there.
On another note. I have a suggestion for the site. why not break the comments up into displaying 10 at a time from newest to oldest so it doesn’t take as long to load the website for people on slower connections?
dvg, if I were moderator of the forum I’d put you on moderated status for being rude and making someone either leave or even more upset. Now as for your comment. There’s lots more beach around than just the beaches that people frequent. And unless you yourself can actually prove that all this happened or did not happen which you most likely cannot, then try to keep your comments, at least these types of comments to yourself. Whether or not you think cookalooka is telling the truth doesn’t matter. Since we can neither prove nor disprove cookalooka’s story commenting on it in such a rude way if in fact it’s true will only make a bad situation worse. Cookalooka, I hope you won’t leave just because of what one or two people are saying. You’ve been a great resource of information and also in helping to answer some of the questions other websites did not answer. Don’t leave us just because a few people are trying to get at you! take the time to be alone, but don’t leave the forum.
Hi dvg, I did not realise you were the owner of the site. But still, confused or not, why not let cookalooka post. He’s answered a lot of my questions so far and from what it seems, very accurately. How do we know he’s not telling the truth? We don’t. So until it can be proven that he’s lying, or that he is confused, just let him post. I myself would like to see/or/meet a dolphin outside of the confines of the tourist attractions. But if a tourist attraction is all I’ll get in my lifetime then I’ll have to be satisfied with that.
1. I do let him post.
2. You people are not talking about things that have to be taken on faith. This is not a spiritual or metaphysical discussion. All of the things which cookalooka have said are, in fact, quite easily proved. He refuses to do anything to prove his claims. This is — historically and traditionally — indicative of a canard.
3. If I say I have a blue beach ball and you do not believe me, what can I do? I can show you the beach ball. Now. What if I say that I have a blue beach ball and I refuse to show it to you? Wouldn’t that make you think that maybe I don’t really have a blue beach ball?
4. And finally, milktoast, I should note that I do not think that I have ever been even remotely “rude” to any of the people that have posted comments on my site. This is the one of the only threads on this site — out of thousands — where crazy people routinely call me names and insult me. And yet I have not been rude or mean to any of you. So please don’t tell me not to be rude, because I’m not. It is not “rude” to ask for evidence or proof. It is not “rude” to have a hard time believing an out