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Preparation H

April 30th, 2003 @ 12:52 pm PDT

That is a BUNCH of suppositories!Buy in Bulk and Save!
Preparation H suppositories supply soothing relief from the internal swelling, burning, itching, and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids. While most people likely don’t want to discuss hemorrhoids, it’s estimated that 75% of Americans will experience hemorrhoid symptoms at some point in their lives. Preparation H suppositories soothe these painful and frustrating symptoms by temporarily relieving burning while shrinking hemorrhoidal tissue, temporarily providing a coating of relief for anorectal discomforts, and protecting the inflamed, irritated anorectal surface to help make bowel movements less painful. Preparation H even offers a nighttime reprieve from suffering, allowing users to sleep better. Fortunately, hemorrhoids are rarely a serious health condition, but they are uncomfortable and bothersome, which is why Preparation H strives to give people the relief they need to enjoy everyday activities.

For rectal use only. Ask a doctor before use if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, thyroid disease, diabetes, or difficulty urinating due to enlargement of the prostate gland. Ask a doctor or pharmacist before use if you are presently taking a prescription drug for high blood pressure or depression. Do not exceed the recommended daily dosage unless directed by a doctor. Stop using and ask a doctor if bleeding occurs or condition worsens or does not improve within 7 days. If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use. Keep out of reach of children. In case of overdose, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away. Store in cool place or at room temperature, but not over 80 degrees F. Children under 12 years of age should consult a doctor before using.

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One Response to “Preparation H”

  1. May 6th, 2003 @ 6:43 pm
    Fire4God

    heh. interesting article…

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