Live from New York February 13th, 2006 @ 11:30 pm PST
Today I finally finished Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live, which has been sitting on my reading list for well over a year now. It’s not so much a “book” as it is a huge collection of quotes and stories from cast members, producers, writers, directors, etc. It could have […]
Comedy Brackets April 7th, 2005 @ 1:23 am PDT
Awesome. MSNBC is doing a comedy movie version of March Madness. (bracket here) You really get screwed in a couple of places — being forced to choose between incredibly funny movies very early: Animal House vs. Austin Powers, Fletch vs. Wayne’s World, Swingers vs. Best in Show, for example. When I was forced to choose […]
Deep Thought August 3rd, 2000 @ 3:11 pm PDT
“I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don’t ever call us ‘ants,’ because we hate that.” from Deep Thoughts by Jack […]
Deep Thought August 1st, 2000 @ 9:25 pm PDT
“When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.’” from Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Deep Thought July 1st, 2000 @ 3:54 pm PDT
“The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, “Go ahead and do whatever you want, it’s okay by me.” from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Deep Thought June 25th, 2000 @ 8:00 pm PDT
“Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the […]
