I promise that later tonight I will post more exciting news about the wonderful birthday adventures I’ve been having. These involve, but are not limited to:

  • Rose, the NIC installer from RoadRunner
  • Alfredo, the chubby and jovial tow-truck driver
  • Avery, the aloof and uncaring customer service rep
  • Art, the punctual cable installer
  • John, the misinformed Chevy service employee
  • Chris, the owner of a slowly deteriorating Chevy
  • Mr. X, the fascinating flower delivery man
  • Steve, the pestering gym membership salesman
  • and Ryan, the Mad Blogger What Blogs at Midnight

On a happy note: the Scott Weiland 12 Bar Blues CD I ordered last month from Columbia House arrived today.

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