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Blogger‘s Been Updated and Upgraded But Still No Searching
Thousands of Egomaniacal Webheads Near Rioting

This software never crashes. It never needs to be re-booted. This software is bug-free. It is perfect, as perfect as human beings have achieved.”

“The proliferation of weekday afternoon syndicated original programming coupled with the arrival of cable TV spelled imminent doom for a rapidly eroding Saturday morning … Then, we were Saved By the Bell …”

Note: I never watched Saved by the Bell.

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