Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes!

Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

Patient: No, just spots!

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  1. A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
    The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

    It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?”

    She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”

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