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dvg: [walks to center stage] I’ve decided to start including the blocking for all my posts.
[looks to stage left, smiles] Okay, you’re right, man. I should tell them why.
[looks down stage] It’s because I miss the days when I was on stage all the time. It was so much [pauses] fun. And when they make the movie about my life, I figure they’ll be happy to already have all the stage directions handy, right?
[laughs] I think it’s a good idea. [exit stage left]