Boston Accents, and Why They’re Sexy
“Women are drawn to young and developing children because they appeal to our maternal instincts. Boston accents mimic a child’s speech and thus also appeal to our maternal instincts. Therefore, women find Boston accents to be cute. Consequently, a male who has a Boston accent is sub-consciously associated with a child, and women will thus have a greater affinity for him.”
This is one of several fascinating essays at Senseless Theories on Inane Topics. Others include:
