BANG!Jiminy Cricket! Here it is, the #3 of January, and I’ve yet to make any resolutions! Obviously there is a ball and I’ve got to get on it, and soon. I’ll resolve some things as quickly as I can.

Resolution #1: Make resolutions #4 – 10.
Resolution #2: Make no more U-turns on Ventura when there is an overly aggressive, incredibly rude and foul-mooded Officer McAdams (Ca. badge #14190) slinking about the bushes ready to ticket anyone she can find disobeying traffic laws because as she claims, her job is not “to protect and to serve” – which is what is (apparently improperly) emblazoned on the cowl of her motorcycle – but is, in fact, “to write tickets”. Actually it would be better to make no more U-turns in the State of California because – completely opposite of the State of Florida rules – you are only allowed to do so at intersections, which seems insanely more dangerous to me, but what do I know? I’m a lawbreaking fool.
Resolution #3: Try to write fewer run-on sentences.

While you wait for me to make more resolutions, read Brad’s. He’s always on the ball.

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