Again, Defendant sold over the counter, without caveat, a product which attached powerful jet engines (in this case, two) to inadequate vehicles, with little or no provision for passenger safety.
link via The Shifted Librarian
2016-03-14: This link originally was found at http://www.sonic.net/~paul/humour/msg00317.html. That page no longer works, so I have updated the reference.
2024-01-28: Broken links in this post have been removed and/or updated.