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Evil Coffee Nerves

April 4th, 2002 @ 10:50 pm PST

From The Orphange of Cast-Off Mascots:

Case #752: Mr. Coffee Nerves

Not a popular mascot. This poor reproduction doesn’t do justice to the hideous domestic discord he delights in wreaking. While employed, his job was to exhibit glee over the violent effect of caffeine consumption …

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One Response to “Evil Coffee Nerves”

  1. April 5th, 2002 @ 12:37 pm
    michael

    …and let us not forget Mr. Salty! That proud, brave humanoid looking pretzle who actually has big grains of salt stuck all over his body so the rest of us don’t have to.

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