Phase One: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats
Phase One: In Which Doris Gets Her Oats
Literally any task can be made dramatically more complicated with the simple addition of a six year old narrating your every move on a karaoke microphone set at maximum volume.
My superpower is not being able to stop thinking about an apostrophe error in one of the fake newspaper headlines in the 1994 Nicolas Cage/Bridget Fonda rom-com It Could Happen to You.
Good God. Don’t Look Up was excellent.
<bangs head on desk>
The Portuguese garbage scow captain from Overboard (1987, Goldie Hawn) went on to become the Beverly Hills hotel manager in Pretty Woman (1990, Julia Roberts).
Funny Farm (Chevy Chase, 1988) is the best Christmas-adjacent movie.
Fun activity: Any child who licks their elbow can open one Christmas present early.
Don’t trust anyone who makes the middle of the word experiment rhyme with spear.
Go see Spider-Man: No Way Home ASAP because (a) it’s AMAZING and (b) the spoilers are going to be unavoidable by tomorrow.
Selling Christmas wrapping paper that is impervious to standard scotch tape should be considered a war crime.
davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.
A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.
You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.