Posts tagged “driving”
405
I am stealing another one from Dan. 405 is an excellent short film. Go. Watch it. Now.
Bumper Sticker Philosophy
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
American Girl by Tom Petty
American Girl by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers is, hands down, the best driving-to-work song ever.
I am a speeder.
I seem to have a slight problem with obeying the speed limit. Is this really a surprise? And now, for your entertainment, I give you a list of the dates on which I elected to take a driver improvement class in the state of Florida to banish any points from my “record”: 05-25-90, 05-28-91, 08-21-95, 05-15-98,
Christmas in July
There is something mildly disturbing about the fact that this is still happening. It’s not as disturbing as the very obviously female 300 lb person with a goatee and ponytail I saw smoking a cigarette and eating a twinkee in a wheelchair on the median while driving home from work, but that only happened once.
Satire
Cell Phone Industry Group Launches Public Service Campaign Car Phone Safety: Scream “AAHH!” Before Impact
I walk out of my office …
I walk out of my office and I take off my shirt. It’s hot. It is ridiculously hot. It is so hot that you imagine that it could not possibly be any hotter on any other place on this planet. It is so hot that you can’t even get out the door before you are
Speeding Ticket
Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? John Ritter Zsa Zsa Gabor the cop who just gave me a speeding ticket
The Future of SUVs
This is the sort of thing I used to like to do when I had a pick-up truck!