Posts about “Homer Simpson”

You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You’re … selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He’s got me there.
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The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History

The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History – Do I really need to explain why you should visit this page? (On Wednesday night I caught an episode I had never seen. Homer went on an acid trip after eating some insane hot peppers at a chili contest. At times, I was laughing hard enough to

Homer

I just remembered and had to blog:Homer Simpson, holding a telephone:“The call is from Heroism, Barney. Will you accept the charges?”

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.