Horoscope January 26th, 2001 @ 10:18 am PDT
Here is my [somewhat odd] horoscope for today: Cancer is ready to withdraw into a rich private world. You’re intimidated by the abrupt and the unfamiliar. Just remember that those people who care will miss you in your absence.
My Horoscope January 16th, 2001 @ 9:16 am PDT
Here is my horoscope for today: The challenges are so persistent that it’s as if the Universe wants you to fail. Perhaps you’re traveling in the wrong direction on a one-way street. Listen closely to get the meaning of what your partner is telling you.
Horoscope January 15th, 2001 @ 8:13 am PDT
My horoscope for today: You want to eat, but no one is serving yet. Cancer’s priorities mean little to those who are wrapped up in their own issues. If a collaborative effort is going nowhere, put your heart and soul into a solo venture.
Horoscope January 11th, 2001 @ 10:03 am PDT
My horoscope for today: Showing off provides momentary amusement. Someone here is a little too serious for the usual diversions. Listen to your instincts when handling a sensitive matter. … er … ok. Duly noted.
lunch August 1st, 2000 @ 9:34 pm PDT
I had lunch with Gretchen and Bob on Tuesday. It was stir-fry day at the HSND cafeteria. My fortune cookie said: “You will have a good luck and overcome many hardships.” A good luck? What the hell does that mean? And since when do fortune cookies come with “Lucky Numbers”?!
Horoscope June 23rd, 2000 @ 1:29 pm PDT
Reason #84235 Why I Don’t Read Horoscopes Often: Cancer (June 21-July 22): Personally, I’m glad I didn’t end up spending my adult life in the neighborhood I grew up in. Some folks thrive on that version of long-term community, but it would have been stifling to me. I’d hate trying to keep evolving while straightjacketed […]