Fortune Cookie October 9th, 2002 @ 3:49 pm PST
Nice. I’ve previously ranted about getting crappy fortunes in fortune cookies. Today I got the fortune: “You will inherit a large sum of money.” Sounds good to me. Papa’s got bills to pay, brutha.
lunch August 1st, 2000 @ 9:34 pm PST
I had lunch with Gretchen and Bob on Tuesday. It was stir-fry day at the HSND cafeteria. My fortune cookie said: “You will have a good luck and overcome many hardships.” A good luck? What the hell does that mean? And since when do fortune cookies come with “Lucky Numbers”?!