Blow My Nose March 28th, 2008 @ 8:16 am PDT
“Why would anyone blow their nose into a disposable piece of cotton when they can keep their boogers close to them until laundry day in a customized piece of soft cloth?”
Sneeze May 5th, 2002 @ 11:02 am PDT
I don’t care who you are, or how much you’ve researched it, or how much you might think you know about it, or what you’ve seen on the Discovery Channel. You simply cannot truly appreciate the raw power, the explosive force, the incredible effects … until you’ve sneezed with a mouthful of particulate (such as […]
Trying to Breathe with a Stuffy Nose February 1st, 2001 @ 8:59 am PDT
This will probably sound ridiculous, but with everything that’s happening in my life right now I think the thing I want most in the world, right now, is to be able to breathe through my nose. It’s one of those small things that you don’t ever notice until it’s gone. Every now and then I […]
