Posts tagged “quotations”

“When I’m playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales.”

Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi

“The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.”

“Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”

George Bernard Shaw

invictus maneo

invictus maneo – I remain unconquered. / I remain unbeaten

audacter calumniare semper aliquid haeret

audacter calumniare semper aliquid haeret – slander boldly, something always sticks

Happy New Year!

I still have no idea what this is. I don’t know what it means. I don’t know if it’s an advertisement, or a video, or a cartoon, or a warning. I just know that it is the one item I’ve found on the ‘net this year that I absolutely cannot comprehend in any way, shape,

I had once believed that we were all masters of our fate — that we could mould our lives into any form we pleased… I had overcome deafness and blindness sufficiently to be happy, and I supposed that anyone could come out victorious if he threw himself valiantly into life’s struggle. But as I went more and more about the country I learned that I had spoken with assurance on a subject I knew little about. I forgot that I owed my success partly to the advantages of my birth and environment… Now, however, I learned that the power to rise in the world is not within the reach of everyone.
from Midstream: My Later Life, by Helen Keller

“Some people are born on third base and think they hit a triple.”
Lou Holtz

Timeless Hemingway

Timeless Hemingway

Timeless Hemingway was founded by Josh Silverstein in September of 1998. His page has become one of the premiere sites for Hemingway fans on the ‘net. The human-powered Hemingway Quote Finder and the extensive FAQ page have made this site a must-click for researchers and students.

Elise Rules

Elise points out a plain and simple truth: Sometimes, the only way to teach an a55h0le a lesson is with a good ass-whuppin’.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.