The new year is almost here, and so ends a four (five?) year tradition.
Nobody got me a “You Might Be a Redneck If …” calendar this year.
To tell you the truth: I’m pretty much okay with that. My mom got me a “Far Side” calendar and I have been sensing a distinct lack of Larsonesque zaniness in my life lately.
Here are a few of the redneck dailies which you missed while I was on vacation in Florida:
You might be a redneck if …
- Your wedding buffet included huch puppies.
- Your favorite restaurant also sells propane.
- You don’t think reading should be a requirement for high school graduation.
- You’ve ever written a check for less than a dollar.
- Bookmark this on del.icio.us.
- Search Google on this topic.
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