Sugar, we're going down swinging.

March 4th, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Anti-Shark Device Eaten by Irony-Loving Great White

Anti-Shark Device Eaten by Irony-Loving Great White

February 12th, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Once in a Lifetime

Let’s get serious here. What’s better than Kermit the Frog singing the Talking Heads “Once in a Lifetime“? I can’t think of anything.

February 4th, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
Big News for Men Named Dave

In other news: Dave Davidson was the author of the study.

January 24th, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
Five Months of My Life, Gone

So apparently there’s a whole series of these parodies, but I think “Hitler: Bloodthirsty Dictator, Die-hard Cowboys Fan” is the best. Sure, it’s no Planet Unicorn, but it’s definitely the funniest YouTubery I’ve seen this year. <hat tip to Andy>

January 23rd, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
Understanding art for geeks

Great flickr photoset: Understanding art for geeks <hat tip to Jim>

November 21st, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
Rough Times for 49ers Fans

A man walks into a bar with a cat in his arms and asks the bartender if the cat can stay. Grudgingly, the bartender agrees to let the cat sit on a bar stool, and he then turns on the 49ers game. When the 49ers kick a field goal, the cat just goes wild, jumping […]

August 8th, 2007 @ 11:10 am
Uncle Cave Man

“I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he’d eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.” — from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

August 8th, 2007 @ 12:04 am
A Chick with Problems Big and Small

Wow. You have got to feel bad for Kaitlin Corcoran. She’s got identity issues; she’s unclear on what her middle name is. She’s dating two guys at the same time, and they both have drastic problems with their anatomy. And she feels the need to tell me — a complete stranger — all about it. […]

July 18th, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
Contextless Content: Episode #23 (Jewish Dental Supplies)

David Vincent Gagne says: you know what’s obnoxious? ebay ebay is retardo they email me when I have LOST an auction David Vincent Gagne says: why the #$@* would I want an email like that? a.friend says: i don’t even have the energy to talk abt why I hate ebay they send you might want […]

July 10th, 2007 @ 7:12 am
Aryan Bear Brotherhood

Beware the Aryan Bear Brotherhood.

June 21st, 2007 @ 11:31 am
Everyone Hates the War

Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush’s Handling Of Iraq War (via BrainLog)

May 29th, 2007 @ 7:35 am
Casino Royale with Cheese

A week or two ago I linked to a video clip my friend made: Casino Royale with Cheese, a seriously funny film about how James Bond would handle being paired with a really annoying partner. It’s a great little piece of web satire that’s now been nominated at the MTV Movie Awards! Go vote for […]

May 21st, 2007 @ 8:48 am
Casino Royale with Cheese

Casino Royale with Cheese

May 17th, 2007 @ 8:32 am
Mister Wong, the Offensive Social Bookmarking Portal

Great stuff from Ernie: Mister Wong, the Offensive Social Bookmarking Portal

May 14th, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Biggins on A1A

I saw this sign on A1A in Daytona Beach while driving back from my grandmother’s wake. It’s the kind of thing she would have thought was pretty damn funny. I really can’t think of a better name for a “gentlemen’s club” on the ocean.

April 28th, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
Suck on it, Barry

Commissioner Bud Selig announced Tuesday the discovery that Hall of Famer Hank Aaron had in fact accumulated 50 previously unaccounted-for home runs … bringing his once record total of 755 to an even higher 805 and putting the all-time home-run record perhaps forever out of reach.

April 26th, 2007 @ 7:13 am
A Metaphor for Dick Cheney

What is an appropriate metaphor for Dick Cheney? Colbert: Dick Cheney is a lioness protecting America’s cubs from the laughing hyenas of the left while the poachers of internationalism sharpen their guns … knives. Penn: Dick Cheney is the spinster left at the altar looking out her dirty window at the happy lives of the […]

April 24th, 2007 @ 7:16 am
Vote Petrelli

Vote Nathan Petrelli for Congress

April 18th, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
The 15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History

From mefi: The 15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History. Hilarity abounds.

April 18th, 2007 @ 9:46 am
The 2010 Draft

Tuesday Morning Quarterback scores again with 2010: The Mock Draft.