The Abuse-a-tron told me, “You get your hair cut at the dog groomer’s, you abnormal, toe jam slobbering, monkey discomfiting, pseudo-human android spawn of a mutant blood sucking tree frog.” Actually, I go to Supercuts. The rest of it is pretty much correct though.

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