Posts about “insults”

The Abuse-A-Tron

The Abuse-a-tron told me, “You get your hair cut at the dog groomer’s, you abnormal, toe jam slobbering, monkey discomfiting, pseudo-human android spawn of a mutant blood sucking tree frog.” Actually, I go to Supercuts. The rest of it is pretty much correct though. This new meme brought to you via JISH-a-Roni, The Canadian Treat.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.