A man walks into a store and goes straight to the counter.
“I would like a garnet hat, a gold shirt, garnet pants, and some gold shoes.”
The clerk looked at the man and said, “Are you a Florida State fan?”
“I sure am!” replied the man. “Go ‘Noles!”
“I thought so,” said the man behind the counter.
“Ha! It was the color combination, wasn’t it?” asked the fan.
“No,” answered the clerk, “This is a hardware store.”
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