If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times:
“DO NOT PLAY WITH THE HIPPOS!” (Editor’s Note: Previously linked to http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010731/od/hippo_dc_1.html)
“OR THE TIGERS!” (Editor’s Note: Previously linked to http://www.startribune.com/viewers/qview/cgi/qview.cgi?story=84621789&template=metro_a)
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