I added a few new items to my collection of personal disturbing search requests. I guess I can understand why Yahoo! or Google! would send searchers to davidgagne.net for dave gagne custom ice. That makes sense. I’m sure I must have used the words custom and ice at some point in the last two years. But how can i improve the sizes of my balls? And i have spilled milk in my car how can i get rid of smell? Why would anyone – even a web-crawling computer – think that I would have answers to those questions?

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  1. “powerpuff girls birthday decorations”? That *is* disturbing…

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