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There are 5 comments on this post

  1. Spoken like a true Piler!

  2. While you’re at it, check out http://www.kittenhate.com and see what’s grown out of that picture. 🙂

  3. Cats ate my mum and therefore are gay.
    Kill the **** ers!!!!!!

  4. my psychiatrist tells me that it is good that i have a pathological hate of cats and not of people

  5. I killed three kittens last night while I was masturbating, its a good thing I got a free batch of ’em, it takes a few to get me off.

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